Bond, James Bond
Few people know that in addition to his license to kill, he also has a license to spamuse.
Oddly enough, his appearance changes from time to time without comment by others around him. For this reason it is strongly suspected that he is, in fact, a Time Lord. This would explain his wanton disregard for human life and his unfathomable ability to use an endless array of incomprehensible gadgets. Unlike The Doctor, he does not have a predilection for hanging out with goofy companions who just muck up the works. Although he has bed uncountable human women who never seem to get pregnant, undoubtedly due to differences between human and Gallifreyan physiologies.
His career in hilarity is documented herein.
Spamusement Appearances
| Title | Artist | Date |
|---|---|---|
| LovePussy | Dween | Mar 01, 2006 |
| [Spam] galore | Yoyodyne | Apr 08, 2006 |
| watch you've always wanted! | Gelatine Cow | Oct 01, 2006 |
| How To Win Poker | PonderThis | Dec 11, 2006 |
| omega james bond seamaster - black with black bezel, SS band | PorkChopSandwiches | Jan 19, 2007 |
| Rock hard in twenty minutes | Plate Spinner | Jan 26, 2007 |
| qdanish | Zombie Protestor | Feb 12, 2007 |
| Sounds crazy, but seems that you can! | Ol' Kentucky Shark | Feb 17, 2007 |
| you sandblast an martini | Nyperold | Apr 24, 2007 |
| Is too much for one James Bond! | PonderThis | Oct 18, 2008 |
| iashaken | Slydon | Nov 21, 2008 |
| Kiss Bang Bonk Galore | slydon | Jan 03, 2009 |
| ARE U RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY? | PonderThis | Jan 06, 2011 |
Bond Villains
Bond himself isn't the only one to find his way onto Spamusement. Occasionally a criminal mastermind takes over to use the site as a tool in their evil plan which they will explain to you in great detail rather than having you killed.
| Title | Artist | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Another day, another oil rig explodes | PonderThis | Jul 17, 2011 |
| Rent a private island, less than you can imagine [2] | Judas Maccabeus | Jul 23, 2011 |
