Super Mario
Super Mario refers to a plumber, specifically the star of a vast number of Nintendo video games. In these games, Mario has to navigate various hurdles through fantastical landscapes, all the while no doubt wondering how the heck he got himself into this scrape, as well as "What the heck is it all for anyway? Stars and coins. Stars and coins!" Bonking against various objects will either give him superpowers or kill him; he must choose wisely what to bonk.
He is sometimes accompanied by his brother, Luigi, who is taller and apparently good at jumping. Other friends include Toad, an ambulatory mushroom better known as ntw3001, and Princess Peach. There are other friends and foes as well, but I sure as heck couldn't tell you who they are. Someone else probably could.
In addition to a vast number of video games, so vast that their measure cannot be comprehended by the mind of man, Mario has also starred in a Saturday morning cartoon show. He was also portrayed by Bob Hopkins in a live-action movie featuring Dennis Hopper.
General Super Mario Humour
| Title | Artist | Date |
|---|---|---|
| controller: my wife | GLmathgrant | Oct 20, 2005 |
| pole riding is my specialty | Leoboiko | Mar 15, 2006 |
| Improve your life with the wide range medicines | JiuNoon | Oct 14, 2006 |
| Have BetterSex | Watery_tart | May 22, 2007 |
| This one will explode.. | slydon | May 25, 2007 |
| Shy Man? | Blasphemy | Jan 18, 2008 |
| I'd hit it .. twice | Archaenus | Mar 26, 2008 |
| You Have Received a Crush Alert! | EsBe | Mar 27, 2008 |
Mario
| Title | Artist | Date |
|---|---|---|
| The Plunging | brandon | Nov 07, 2005 |
| to a whole new level | Isaac | Nov 18, 2005 |
| Re: fwd:Hot Sma|| Cap Growth Venture | GLmathgrant | Dec 14, 2005 |
| amazing bonuses for mario | ntw3001 | Feb 14, 2006 |
| Do you want your girlfriend back? | Immortal Goat | Mar 02, 2006 |
| Can You Afford To Ignore Small Caps? | IglooJeffrey | Jun 22, 2006 |
| Powerup and rock her | Dween | Jul 19, 2006 |
| Why aren't you using LinkBait? | djtristaph | Aug 06, 2006 |
| warning! | Avago | Aug 18, 2006 |
| howe could this happpen to eme? | Whithersby | Aug 19, 2006 |
| blockbuster casserole | catastrophile | Sep 14, 2006 |
| Wee can help you aford thiss! | Sykes | Dec 18, 2006 |
| "Mario sent you a personal message " | Veepa | Oct 02, 2007 |
| Enjoy Longer Passionate plumbless Sex | DoggySpew | Oct 24, 2007 |
| How BIG can I get? djhwy | Puck | Mar 01, 2008 |
| Save your coins now! | Nyperold | Jul 09, 2009 |
| Turn your short atick into something you can be proud of | slydon | Aug 05, 2009 |
| {?} {?} {?}. {?} {?} | Nyperold | Jan 25, 2011 |
