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by traubster
Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:03 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

I certainly don't consider myself and excellent driver.

I guess maybe a a radical moderate.

Most people would say they're not like most people.
by traubster
Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:00 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

Well, I've finally annoyed a right winger on facebook, my life is almost complete! :roll: I responded to something traubster posted, and I'm pretty sure one of his "friends" reported me to facebook for replying to him. I wasn't disrespectful, but I may have been a bit sarcastic. Still, it...
by traubster
Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:58 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11369
Views: 705188

Re: BLURT thread

I hate brightly colored paper. Especially bright orange. It's such a bullhonky situation. Shaking your fist at people should replace giving the middle finger. It's always more fun. I have no problem halting conversations with an exceptionally off-color comment. When everyone stops to look at me, I j...
by traubster
Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:21 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 2103
Views: 109766

Re: Random Thoughts

chrismachine wrote:I would say it's the second best of that type of movie, right behind "Payback". Great film.


Payback is prolly why I will always like Mel Gibson.

That and the anti-Semitic rantings...
by traubster
Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:45 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Who wants another tele-pic? We do!
Replies: 87
Views: 6271

Re: Who wants another tele-pic? We do!

Null wrote:
Dusk wrote:Oh god hurry up

That's what THE VIRGIN MARY said.


corrected?
by traubster
Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:35 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1317
Views: 72732

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Much better than The Hangover . I dunno why so many people loved that movie. What a bunch of 'tards... I know . Right? It wasn't even outstandingly bad . It wasn't outstanding in any way. It brought me a couple of hours closer to death, is all. I think some people just want to be cool and act like ...
by traubster
Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:40 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1317
Views: 72732

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

What a bunch of 'tards... Re— or bas—? Actually, that gives me an idea: BASTARDS vs RETARDS TELEVISED BLOODSPORT Retards all the way. Super-human strength is always gonna beat daddy issues. Maybe if the bastards get a gun. That would make it interesting, but might just degenerate into retard huntin...
by traubster
Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:40 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1317
Views: 72732

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

(Ending sentences with a sudden outburst of capital letters is a pattern I will never tire of. I said NEVER TIRE OF. ) Yeah, I think I might've gotten that from you. I'm not sure. OH WELL. That being said, Horrible Bosses was one of the funniest movies I've seen in years. Much better than The Hango...
by traubster
Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:47 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1317
Views: 72732

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

Had a long, productive day at work. Feels good, man. Waiting for my girlfriend to get off work. She made some awesome lasagna for dinner tonight because she's a great cook (she's also very pretty). We're gonna eat at her place then go see Horrible Bosses, which looks like an awesome movie. I'm reall...
by traubster
Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:30 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

I got banned from another club by Kent State University. It was for saying something about letting my dog lick my ejaculate off the floor.. The MN comedy scene is soo tame. A friend and I talked about doing standup in NYC about 6 or 7 years ago, and I turned him down because I was still in grad sch...
by traubster
Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:16 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Never pay a monthly Phone bill again!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 795

Re: Never pay a monthly Phone bill again!!!

He looks pretty happy about the situation.

Something about his nipples make me want to touch them...
by traubster
Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:26 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11369
Views: 705188

Re: BLURT thread

fanelian wrote:Unless having taking them to Disneyland had such a strong effect...


if he had taken me to Disneyland at least once, I would definitely forgive my dad a bit easier for ditching the family when I was younger. We went to Cedar Point a bunch of times, but there's nothing magical about Sandusky, Ohio.
by traubster
Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:21 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

Gah when it's so oppressively hot like this I just don't feel like doing anything. I always found it interesting that there's a positive correlation between ice cream sales and murder. Both are directly caused by high temperature. It's too bad no one ever gets pummeled to death with an ice cream co...
by traubster
Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:28 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11369
Views: 705188

Re: BLURT thread

Society says you shouldn't make fun of people after they die. However, I think that's the BEST time to make fun of someone. I mean, they can't even do anything about it. Nice comeback, dead guy. Besides, the only reason they say you can't make fun of someone who died is because the family is still a...
by traubster
Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:53 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

True, but sad, but truthenough.?. If you're referring to me, unfortunately, it is true. Second time I've been banned from the club, though. I had to have a few comedian friends talk to him to let me back on stage. I don't think I'm gonna bother this time. fork that place. I got banned from another ...
by traubster
Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:11 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: I haz blog?
Replies: 22
Views: 5294

Re: I haz blog?

James wrote:
traubster wrote:I really do like your blog, though. Keep it up.

Sincere Traubster freaks me out a little.


My little brother logged on with my account...
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:14 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: NONSTOP DOCTORS. A Ramble.
Replies: 6
Views: 1150

Re: NONSTOP DOCTORS. A Ramble.

I am NOT excited that I will probably have to have a colonoscopy though. ICK ICK ICK. Do you get a copy of the video that they take? If so, I bet there's a fetish site out there that would pay decent money for it. Do you get sedated for that? I'm sure a couple shots of whiskey and a pill of ecstasy...
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:04 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: I haz blog?
Replies: 22
Views: 5294

Re: I haz blog?

Looking at it, it comes off as more gay-bashing than I intended. Some of the earlier posts I use in my stand-up.

I really do like your blog, though. Keep it up.
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:54 am
Forum: The Internets
Topic: I haz blog?
Replies: 22
Views: 5294

Re: I haz blog?

Yours is pretty well done. There's even pictures! I especially enjoyed the bit where you bash Sharon Osborne. I approve.

I might also haz blog. It's as hate-filled as you'd expect. Actually, I prolly shouldn't directly associate myself with it...
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:38 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3498
Views: 149623

Re: A whine and complain thread

Dang, I got banned from another club for the material I was doing. Apparently, the notion of using blood as a sexual lubricant was not cool with the Lebanese guy who owns the place. I bet if it was in the context of devirginizing a thirteen year old bride, he would've given me an Arab fist pump. God...
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:32 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11369
Views: 705188

Re: BLURT thread

James wrote:[img]Skimba's%20hot%20lesbian%20moment[/img]


Pics or it didn't happen.
by traubster
Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:29 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: NONSTOP DOCTORS. A Ramble.
Replies: 6
Views: 1150

Re: NONSTOP DOCTORS. A Ramble.

KatyM wrote:THIS IS LAME.


It's always lame when you need foot surgery.
by traubster
Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:35 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Choose your favorite game now!
Replies: 13
Views: 1803

Re: Choose your favorite game now!

I can hardly wait for an opportunity to freak out over the amount of chairs in the room.

"WHAT THE fork IS GOING ON WITH ALL THESE dang CHAIRS?!?!"
by traubster
Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Who knew cardboard could be so exciting?
Replies: 6
Views: 1161

Re: Who knew cardboard could be so exciting?

The world needs more boxes that have "BOX!" really big on the front.
by traubster
Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: FOX is poison. Help turn it OFF.
Replies: 3
Views: 1075

Re: FOX is poison. Help turn it OFF.

Sorry, jvcc. I like you okay, but this neds a card.

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