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by apronymaniac
Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:36 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Big penis:like a:girl!
Replies: 12
Views: 1781

Re: Big penis:like a:girl!

jvcc wrote:I'm in, but I think that we should make some wigs, too. And hats.

And watches.

(this'll sort the newbies from the oldbies!)
by apronymaniac
Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:34 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: I made a comic! :)
Replies: 9
Views: 2011

Re: I made a comic! :)

Judas Maccabeus wrote:That kind of depends on the superhero. If it's Superman he's just going to be a dick.

Resplendent Man was a dick. Superman's just popular and therefore unfashionable.
by apronymaniac
Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:14 am
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: I made a comic! :)
Replies: 9
Views: 2011

Re: I made a comic! :)

(Also, the command-line in Mac is hardly user-friendly. Its POSIX/UNIX/BSD tools are vintage 1995, the tools for messing with files with Magic Mac Metadata™ are at best limited, there's a ton of things that require the GUI no matter what, and Terminal.app is easily the worst terminal emulator ever ...
by apronymaniac
Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:08 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: I made a comic! :)
Replies: 9
Views: 2011

I made a comic! :)

Hello! I'm sorry I haven't been around much. But I did make a comic the other day! And people seem to like it! So I thought I'd better link to it here to prove that I do occasionally draw. It's about... um, maths and unixy OSes and superheroes and free software and stuff. No spam is involved. PARENT...
by apronymaniac
Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Amazing horse returns
Replies: 13
Views: 2135

Re: Amazing horse returns

slydon wrote:Is his archnemesis Bad Horse?

I assume their enemies are the Neighsayers.
by apronymaniac
Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:27 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: I want Tempura Sushi to work with me.
Replies: 8
Views: 1244

Re: I want Tempura Sushi to work with me.

I was hoping it would be Eggplant Mike saying the line.
by apronymaniac
Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:42 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Give her extra emotions [2]
Replies: 21
Views: 2932

Re: Give her extra emotions [2]

But just taking photos of yourself like that is cheating. :P
by apronymaniac
Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:28 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Help a friend with a drug or alcohol problem
Replies: 12
Views: 1875

Re: Help a friend with a drug or alcohol problem

I also thought of Ted Stryker, although I didn't remember that was his name.
by apronymaniac
Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:25 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: youre cute Barrow
Replies: 16
Views: 2069

Re: youre cute Barrow

He said he loved her, but I think he was just leading her up the garden path.
by apronymaniac
Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:29 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: my pic for you
Replies: 11
Views: 1531

Re: my pic for you

EsBe wrote:
Null wrote:
jvcc wrote:I was thrown off by the fact that it looks like the crime boss is standing on the base of a Dalek.

He is. A step ladder is too hard to draw.

They are practically interchangable.

I can make it switch at will.
by apronymaniac
Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:41 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Give her extra emotions [2]
Replies: 21
Views: 2932

Re: Give her extra emotions [2]

Now draw 'wondering what the 25th expression is'.
by apronymaniac
Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:34 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Your love life is set to rock
Replies: 8
Views: 2284

Re: Your love life is set to rock

It's Valentine's Day in Ignace; Mommy's got a rock. She'll make it our daddy It's Valentine's Day in Ignace (It's Valentine's Day in Ignace) (In case you're wondering why I'm reviving this topic, I'm shutting down my computer to install an update, and I found a browser window open from ages ago with...
by apronymaniac
Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:21 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5240
Views: 1141128

Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

I can see one gibbon. I took video of them during my encounter, and that solved any problem I might have faced. Erectile dysfunction? Dog left you? Can't find the remote control? Take a video of a gibbon, and all your problems will be solved! Call 1-900 555-4224 for gibbon rental at $5999999.95 per...
by apronymaniac
Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:32 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Deeper in her entrails
Replies: 15
Views: 2170

Re: Deeper in her entrails

I loved Three Little Merpigs and Little Red Robin Hood.
by apronymaniac
Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: unfair (2)
Replies: 16
Views: 2297

Re: unfair (2)

jvcc wrote:
chrismachine wrote:Who votes in favour of all countries beginning with "B" being annexed and divided among the countries beginning with"A" and "C"?

Canada's itching to get its hands on Belgium, is it?

It's rude to itch your Belgium in public.
by apronymaniac
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:44 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: unfair (2)
Replies: 16
Views: 2297

Re: unfair (2)

Hahaha I understand this comic. :D
by apronymaniac
Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:03 am
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Abstruse Goose spamusement
Replies: 7
Views: 2497

Re: Abstruse Goose spamusement

Oh cripes, it's James.
by apronymaniac
Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:04 am
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Abstruse Goose spamusement
Replies: 7
Views: 2497

Abstruse Goose spamusement

Here's a spamusing comic:
http://abstrusegoose.com/297
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:39 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Boy was I WRONG!
Replies: 8
Views: 1476

Re: Boy was I WRONG!

I interpreted it as being Mr. Grimace reading it, after he'd (perhaps secretly) ordered a paternity test to prove his suspicions that his wife had been cheating on him with Ronald. If he ever wises up, he might just have to kill the Hamburglar.
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:53 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: versus MOM
Replies: 7
Views: 1209

Re: versus MOM

PonderThis wrote:Another somewhat wide comic so anyone using Prosilver or Spamuser styles will have to do the old right click->view image trick.

Actually, it's just as good, if not better, without doing that.
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:29 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Come Clean Mr. President
Replies: 8
Views: 1604

Re: Come Clean Mr. President

I hope I wasn't the only one who thought of a clean blue dress.
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:17 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Remove your debt the Christian way
Replies: 4
Views: 1170

Re: Remove your debt the Christian way

Jesus saves, and so should any good Christian.
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:03 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: My One And Only, Janu
Replies: 23
Views: 2016

Re: My One And Only, Janu

I think the guys get it right away, whereas the girls do not because we don't really have this messy clean up problem to deal with on a daily basis :P Erm... what does it mean that I didn't notice the splotch? :? That you were paying too much attention to the girl. And when you eventually saw the s...
by apronymaniac
Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:01 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Nbxzciocxz Pkojihubhxsbch
Replies: 8
Views: 1684

Re: Nbxzciocxz Pkojihubhxsbch

To quote Wayne and Schuster, 'if you can pronounce it, you're Polish'.
by apronymaniac
Tue May 25, 2010 1:17 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Newt, We Have a New Survey for You!
Replies: 6
Views: 918

Re: Newt, We Have a New Survey for You!

I was expecting something about Apple Newtons, but I got better than that.

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