Thank you Portals for another great panel.
And I think it's about time I said Welcome, Rita.
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- Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:21 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Boa then were silent.
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2092
- Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:43 am
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
I had to post this one. Hoping someone rings with it.
Re: Undeliverable: Re: fellowship has at this point recruited thee.
Nice subject we got today...
Want to pay less for repairs?
Re: Undeliverable: Re: fellowship has at this point recruited thee.
Nice subject we got today...
Want to pay less for repairs?
- Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:44 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
Not technically spam, but an actual email subject
for the blooper reel.
Enter the Remarkable Women for your chance to win!

Enter the Remarkable Women for your chance to win!
- Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:55 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Fight Acid with Acid
- Replies: 7
- Views: 952
Re: Fight Acid with Acid
Linkified FTW! Just like old times.
Or even better!


- Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:48 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
don't let the color fool you, it's not a link. Yet.
Preparing and Cooking Doves Italian Style
Preparing and Cooking Doves Italian Style
- Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:17 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
Let's make that three. Happy Rosh Hashanah.
compliments, thee are occupied.
compliments, thee are occupied.
- Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:43 am
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
TYREE wrote:I need you to answer!
...
Those are worthy of someone making art, TYREE. Welcome to spamusers!
This one I got (a "newsletter" spam I never asked for) - okay, two - may also be worthy:
There's One Terrifying Thing That's Threatening Everyone's Security
Fight Acid with Acid
- Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:22 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
How’s my timing?
- Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:44 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
just got a new one with potential:
Everybody advises me this
Everybody advises me this
- Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:41 pm
- Forum: None of the Above
- Topic: BLURT thread
- Replies: 11376
- Views: 914721
Re: BLURT thread
I'll make it unanimous. Happy new year! 

- Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:51 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: COCKZILLA is the word
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3127
Re: COCKZILLA is the word
I don't get much spam any more but found two doozies tonight...
A Special Offer from Liveaboard Adventures
VIPwatch +luxury ph0nes male and female,
A Special Offer from Liveaboard Adventures
VIPwatch +luxury ph0nes male and female,
- Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:05 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: excrement half-assed
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4574
Re: excrement half-assed
The sequel to Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain". A sequel it certainly is, though in saying so I risk sounding like merlot-man from the comic. http://copyshopshow.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/artists-shit/ Okay, proceeding after doing a double take at the preview. If you're familiar with how the au...
- Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:02 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Struggling to lose weight? Then you haven't tried Green...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3147
Re: Struggling to lose weight? Then you haven't tried Green...
KatyM wrote:DONE 'TILL NEXT YEAR NOW.
And we're COUNTING THE DAYS.

I love how she's giving the thumbs up with her left hand. "I'm good, this is how it's supposed to work."
- Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:57 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
Hi all. I almost never get spam any more. In fact these two are not strictly spam subject lines, though I did receive them in email. I just thought they have some potential taken out of context. Without further ado:
Captains, Bad Girls and Green Drinks
How was Python Dojoe?
Captains, Bad Girls and Green Drinks
How was Python Dojoe?
- Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:55 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: COCKZILLA is the word
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3127
Re: COCKZILLA is the word
Welcome Droqen! One post and already had your line used.
awright!
I technically shouldn't post in "your" line submission thread, but somebody should welcome you, and chastise you for not contributing more
.

I technically shouldn't post in "your" line submission thread, but somebody should welcome you, and chastise you for not contributing more

- Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:53 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: COCKZILLA is the word
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3877
Re: COCKZILLA is the word
History shows again and again
How Ponder points up the folly of spam!
How Ponder points up the folly of spam!
- Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:38 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: PMP certifications
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2973
Re: PMP certifications
No, it's C! At least at fark.com, it's always C - why should this be any different?
/Get ABC to film it and pay me $2250 for some "what would you do?" footage...
//probably why I'm not certified.
/Get ABC to film it and pay me $2250 for some "what would you do?" footage...
//probably why I'm not certified.
- Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:46 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Give her extra emotions [2]
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3200
Re: Give her extra emotions [2]
I think I like Katy's flirty the best. For my money it's "triumph". Poster size please. (No doubt, mere moments after the "HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS %$!@ OUT" incident.) Katy, I can totally imagine your usual forum icon in the "yogurt/gross out" box :wink: /hope that didn't...
- Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:50 pm
- Forum: We're Totally Artists
- Topic: Unfinished Works
- Replies: 94
- Views: 19387
Re: Unfinished Works
It's Lost, but I may not be getting the reference because all I know about Lost... So you didn't see the Lost series finale? My bad; I thought my original audience had seen it, due to the forum topic. Here, not so much, but -- nobody? :o Next time I get an idea like this, I'll just take another wal...
- Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:40 pm
- Forum: We're Totally Artists
- Topic: Unfinished Works
- Replies: 94
- Views: 19387
Re: Unfinished Works
Unfinished might be the best place for this vertical I did.
For some reason it didn't get any laughs the first place I shared it.

Needs work, right? Be kind. Or cruel, if that's your mood.
For some reason it didn't get any laughs the first place I shared it.

Needs work, right? Be kind. Or cruel, if that's your mood.
- Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:13 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
Christina Aguilera moaning in pleasure
Between you and me
Find out the secret to huge growth
RE;ABOUT ME
Our little secret
Between you and me
Find out the secret to huge growth
RE;ABOUT ME
Our little secret
- Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:36 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
ent. Many of them had
distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a f
against her
Israel and semi-th
Abnehmen ohne Jo-Jo Effekt
distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a f
against her
Israel and semi-th
Abnehmen ohne Jo-Jo Effekt
- Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:44 pm
- Forum: Subject Line Submissions
- Topic: The Bogey Kernel March
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7090
Re: The Bogey Kernel March
assed away. Your tears, ye star
Iers saluted those of Pompey, and came over to them. Scipio, there
Iers saluted those of Pompey, and came over to them. Scipio, there
- Thu May 13, 2010 9:53 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: If she needs it longer.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 870
Re: If she needs it longer.
OP Tipping wrote:Dunno 'bout longer, but I need this image bigger so I can make out the details.
ImageZoom FTW. http://imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/ I use it all the time, especially threads like this.
- Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:53 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1630
Re: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)
So who makes sure Set gets up early every day? According to Neo-Egyptian mythology.