Thank you Portals for another great panel.
And I think it's about time I said Welcome, Rita.

I had to post this one. Hoping someone rings with it.
Re: Undeliverable: Re: fellowship has at this point recruited thee.

Nice subject we got today...
Want to pay less for repairs?

Not technically spam, but an actual email subject for the blooper reel.

Enter the Remarkable Women for your chance to win!

Linkified FTW! Just like old times. Or even better!

don't let the color fool you, it's not a link. Yet.

Preparing and Cooking Doves Italian Style

Let's make that three. Happy Rosh Hashanah.

compliments, thee are occupied.

TYREE wrote:I need you to answer!
...

Those are worthy of someone making art, TYREE. Welcome to spamusers!

This one I got (a "newsletter" spam I never asked for) - okay, two - may also be worthy:

There's One Terrifying Thing That's Threatening Everyone's Security

Fight Acid with Acid

just got a new one with potential:

Everybody advises me this

I'll make it unanimous. Happy new year!

I don't get much spam any more but found two doozies tonight...

A Special Offer from Liveaboard Adventures

VIPwatch +luxury ph0nes male and female,

The sequel to Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain". A sequel it certainly is, though in saying so I risk sounding like merlot-man from the comic. http://copyshopshow.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/artists-shit/ Okay, proceeding after doing a double take at the preview. If you're familiar with how the au...

KatyM wrote:DONE 'TILL NEXT YEAR NOW.

And we're COUNTING THE DAYS.

I love how she's giving the thumbs up with her left hand. "I'm good, this is how it's supposed to work."

Hi all. I almost never get spam any more. In fact these two are not strictly spam subject lines, though I did receive them in email. I just thought they have some potential taken out of context. Without further ado:

Captains, Bad Girls and Green Drinks

How was Python Dojoe?

Welcome Droqen! One post and already had your line used. awright!

I technically shouldn't post in "your" line submission thread, but somebody should welcome you, and chastise you for not contributing more .

History shows again and again
How Ponder points up the folly of spam!

No, it's C! At least at fark.com, it's always C - why should this be any different?
/Get ABC to film it and pay me $2250 for some "what would you do?" footage...
//probably why I'm not certified.

I think I like Katy's flirty the best. For my money it's "triumph". Poster size please. (No doubt, mere moments after the "HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS %$!@ OUT" incident.) Katy, I can totally imagine your usual forum icon in the "yogurt/gross out" box :wink: /hope that didn't...

It's Lost, but I may not be getting the reference because all I know about Lost... So you didn't see the Lost series finale? My bad; I thought my original audience had seen it, due to the forum topic. Here, not so much, but -- nobody? :o Next time I get an idea like this, I'll just take another wal...

Unfinished might be the best place for this vertical I did.
For some reason it didn't get any laughs the first place I shared it.



Needs work, right? Be kind. Or cruel, if that's your mood.

Christina Aguilera moaning in pleasure

Between you and me

Find out the secret to huge growth

RE;ABOUT ME

Our little secret

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distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a f

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Abnehmen ohne Jo-Jo Effekt

assed away. Your tears, ye star

Iers saluted those of Pompey, and came over to them. Scipio, there

OP Tipping wrote:Dunno 'bout longer, but I need this image bigger so I can make out the details.

ImageZoom FTW. http://imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/ I use it all the time, especially threads like this.

So who makes sure Set gets up early every day? According to Neo-Egyptian mythology.