Not technically spam, but an actual email subject for the blooper reel.

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Linkified FTW! Just like old times. Or even better!

don't let the color fool you, it's not a link. Yet.

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Let's make that three. Happy Rosh Hashanah.

compliments, thee are occupied.

TYREE wrote:I need you to answer!
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Those are worthy of someone making art, TYREE. Welcome to spamusers!

This one I got (a "newsletter" spam I never asked for) - okay, two - may also be worthy:

There's One Terrifying Thing That's Threatening Everyone's Security

Fight Acid with Acid

just got a new one with potential:

Everybody advises me this

I'll make it unanimous. Happy new year!

I don't get much spam any more but found two doozies tonight...

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The sequel to Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain". A sequel it certainly is, though in saying so I risk sounding like merlot-man from the comic. http://copyshopshow.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/artists-shit/ Okay, proceeding after doing a double take at the preview. If you're familiar with how the au...

KatyM wrote:DONE 'TILL NEXT YEAR NOW.

And we're COUNTING THE DAYS.

I love how she's giving the thumbs up with her left hand. "I'm good, this is how it's supposed to work."

Hi all. I almost never get spam any more. In fact these two are not strictly spam subject lines, though I did receive them in email. I just thought they have some potential taken out of context. Without further ado:

Captains, Bad Girls and Green Drinks

How was Python Dojoe?

Welcome Droqen! One post and already had your line used. awright!

I technically shouldn't post in "your" line submission thread, but somebody should welcome you, and chastise you for not contributing more .

History shows again and again
How Ponder points up the folly of spam!

No, it's C! At least at fark.com, it's always C - why should this be any different?
/Get ABC to film it and pay me $2250 for some "what would you do?" footage...
//probably why I'm not certified.

I think I like Katy's flirty the best. For my money it's "triumph". Poster size please. (No doubt, mere moments after the "HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS %$!@ OUT" incident.) Katy, I can totally imagine your usual forum icon in the "yogurt/gross out" box :wink: /hope that didn't...

It's Lost, but I may not be getting the reference because all I know about Lost... So you didn't see the Lost series finale? My bad; I thought my original audience had seen it, due to the forum topic. Here, not so much, but -- nobody? :o Next time I get an idea like this, I'll just take another wal...

Unfinished might be the best place for this vertical I did.
For some reason it didn't get any laughs the first place I shared it.



Needs work, right? Be kind. Or cruel, if that's your mood.

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Iers saluted those of Pompey, and came over to them. Scipio, there

OP Tipping wrote:Dunno 'bout longer, but I need this image bigger so I can make out the details.

ImageZoom FTW. http://imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/ I use it all the time, especially threads like this.

So who makes sure Set gets up early every day? According to Neo-Egyptian mythology.

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