>Guy focusing sunlight<
LASERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

kccricket wrote:It seemed like something a little... different before I read the text.

Oh, don't worry. They're both wearing full-body leotards, so there's two millimeters of fabric preventing them from touching.

I bet it would be a lot less energy intensive to suspend the house with balloons.

Low-Tech wrote:For a small price, we can install a little blue button that will bring it back down

Didn't get this.

So, when the sun comes up, does she change back into a regular receptionist? Or is Were Inc. a business that only operates at night and only for three days of the month? And what do they do? Are they a company of hitmen? Do they provide hair for wigs? Take out trash at night, since that's when they'...

By the way, is that a Twitter in the background?

firetiger wrote:Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?

Ever since aliens started planting babies in dead bodies. DUH!

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he eat six chicken nuggets, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Big Mac, the greasiest hamburger in the world, and would stop your heart right up, you've got to ask yourself...

Judas Maccabeus wrote:I wish we still had a rating system so I could give this a 5.

No you don't. Then in order for 5 to mean something, there would have to be Spamusements with ratings less than 5, like 4 or 3 (God forbid 2 or 1!). And then we get Spamusers who are like this.

traubster wrote:Naw, ain't that a piece of the True Cross?

No no no, you're both wrong. It's a fragment from the Argo.

traubster wrote:

Judas Maccabeus wrote:Careful where you put your hand in the ATM machine, there's an urban legend that they have needles with the HIV virus.

It's a rural legend that when the sun goes down, ATM machines scour the country roads for hapless surcharge victims.

It's a suburban legend that there's such thing as an ATM.

Sorry, but I have to ask...
Tentacle rape?

Judas Maccabeus wrote:...I had a dream that went this way once.

I saw a movie that went this way one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/

Dusk wrote:

DaVince wrote:I do believe that Rise Of The Triad (MS-DOS video game) had a map with buildings like this...

Wow, flashback.

Careful, flashbacks can be creepy and kinda dangerous.

I know this is an oldie, but I gotta say:
The lines around the pizza look like stink lines.

giantsfan97 wrote:I would argue that the 4th Rambo is the most violent!

And I would argue that Rambo 4 is the most awesome.

And technically, it should go First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III, and then just Rambo.

And technically, Rocky isn't an action movie.

Cheers to you, manroot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY

Portals wrote:this is the saddest thing i've seen all day.

Strangely, I feel the same way. Sure, Arts and Crafts are boring, but there's something sad about the prospect of them getting washed away anyway.

But maybe she has new leather shoes! ohhh this brings back memories, I was going for a walk to the store with a "new friend", some dude who I was nice to because everyone else was mean to him, and about halfway to the store, there was a puddle. Nothing notable, just a small puddle, won't ...

And I'm one step further to conquering my deep-seated fear that every time I try something new, it will go wrong in the most spectacularly catastrophic way possible. You're stupid, and fat, and mean, and no one loves you, and your comics suck, and you need more hair on your chest, and your mother w...

I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series. What rasies the dead can debase the living. That's a shot from... The Dig? I only ever played a demo of it, but that was a nifty demo. Well, everything's availible on line these days. And depending on your point of view, The D...

OP Tipping wrote:You're a total nerd. Congrats.

'aving a jolly good time, are ya, OP Tipping?

Reminded me of Python. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ervty/Forums/bonesbonesbones.jpg Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Necromancy will keep it alive Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread When it comes to (infor...

OP Tipping wrote:I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series.

What rasies the dead can debase the living.

apronymaniac wrote:

kvn8907 wrote:

Skimba wrote:Continue.

http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

Ah! I have the mp3 of that without the artist field filled out; finally I know who sang it.

Glad to be of service.

apronymaniac wrote:

Aussie Evil wrote:I myself was expecting the Virgin Mary...

Yeah, I was imagining some scheming people standing next to a sleeping Virgin Mary with a turkey baster and some donated sperm.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MAN!