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LASERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
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- Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:00 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: LASIK special starting at $299
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1324
- Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:50 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Learn a new way of presenting your reports
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1842
Re: Learn a new way of presenting your reports
kccricket wrote:It seemed like something a little... different before I read the text.
Oh, don't worry. They're both wearing full-body leotards, so there's two millimeters of fabric preventing them from touching.

- Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:42 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Your Domain Has Been Suspended
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1516
Re: Your Domain Has Been Suspended
I bet it would be a lot less energy intensive to suspend the house with balloons.
Didn't get this.
Low-Tech wrote:For a small price, we can install a little blue button that will bring it back down
Didn't get this.
- Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:37 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: were hiring
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1405
Re: were hiring
So, when the sun comes up, does she change back into a regular receptionist? Or is Were Inc. a business that only operates at night and only for three days of the month? And what do they do? Are they a company of hitmen? Do they provide hair for wigs? Take out trash at night, since that's when they'...
- Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:30 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Newt Your Fired!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1257
Re: Newt Your Fired!
By the way, is that a Twitter in the background?
- Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: We care about your body
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1812
Re: We care about your body
firetiger wrote:Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?
Ever since aliens started planting babies in dead bodies. DUH!
- Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:43 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Burger King meals - please respond
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1248
Re: Burger King meals - please respond
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he eat six chicken nuggets, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Big Mac, the greasiest hamburger in the world, and would stop your heart right up, you've got to ask yourself...
- Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:32 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Give her fire
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1294
Re: Give her fire
Judas Maccabeus wrote:I wish we still had a rating system so I could give this a 5.
No you don't. Then in order for 5 to mean something, there would have to be Spamusements with ratings less than 5, like 4 or 3 (God forbid 2 or 1!). And then we get Spamusers who are like this.
- Wed May 26, 2010 8:51 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Don't let it be labelled a toothpick anymore
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1876
Re: Don't let it be labelled a toothpick anymore
traubster wrote:Naw, ain't that a piece of the True Cross?
No no no, you're both wrong. It's a fragment from the Argo.
- Wed May 26, 2010 8:48 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Turn on the Google ATM machine
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1501
Re: Turn on the Google ATM machine
traubster wrote:Judas Maccabeus wrote:Careful where you put your hand in the ATM machine, there's an urban legend that they have needles with the HIV virus.
It's a rural legend that when the sun goes down, ATM machines scour the country roads for hapless surcharge victims.
It's a suburban legend that there's such thing as an ATM.
- Wed May 26, 2010 5:55 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: One watch is good but two watches are better.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1583
Re: One watch is good but two watches are better.
Sorry, but I have to ask...
Tentacle rape?
Tentacle rape?

- Wed May 26, 2010 5:45 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: WholeSale Skimbas! Buy at -
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1518
Re: WholeSale Skimbas! Buy at -
Judas Maccabeus wrote:...I had a dream that went this way once.
I saw a movie that went this way one.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:37 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Nazi Arcchitect?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2346
Re: Nazi Arcchitect?
Dusk wrote:DaVince wrote:I do believe that Rise Of The Triad (MS-DOS video game) had a map with buildings like this...
Wow, flashback.
Careful, flashbacks can be creepy and kinda dangerous.

- Wed May 05, 2010 6:29 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Video her coming over and over again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2037
Re: Video her coming over and over again
I know this is an oldie, but I gotta say:
The lines around the pizza look like stink lines.
The lines around the pizza look like stink lines.
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:28 pm
- Forum: Missing In Action
- Topic: This will prepare you for action all night long
- Replies: 5
- Views: 5935
Re: This will prepare you for action all night long
giantsfan97 wrote:I would argue that the 4th Rambo is the most violent!
And I would argue that Rambo 4 is the most awesome.
And technically, it should go First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III, and then just Rambo.
And technically, Rocky isn't an action movie.
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:21 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Empower your manroot!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1141
Re: Empower your manroot!
Cheers to you, manroot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:19 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Wood and clay will wash away
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2120
Re: Wood and clay will wash away
Portals wrote:this is the saddest thing i've seen all day.
Strangely, I feel the same way. Sure, Arts and Crafts are boring, but there's something sad about the prospect of them getting washed away anyway.

- Wed May 05, 2010 6:19 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Susan, you need to be very careful about this....
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1330
Re: Susan, you need to be very careful about this....
But maybe she has new leather shoes! ohhh this brings back memories, I was going for a walk to the store with a "new friend", some dude who I was nice to because everyone else was mean to him, and about halfway to the store, there was a puddle. Nothing notable, just a small puddle, won't ...
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:14 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Looking to be the top chef?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1380
Re: Looking to be the top chef?
And I'm one step further to conquering my deep-seated fear that every time I try something new, it will go wrong in the most spectacularly catastrophic way possible. You're stupid, and fat, and mean, and no one loves you, and your comics suck, and you need more hair on your chest, and your mother w...
- Wed May 05, 2010 6:12 pm
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Automatic card activation
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2681
Re: Automatic card activation
I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series. What rasies the dead can debase the living. That's a shot from... The Dig? I only ever played a demo of it, but that was a nifty demo. Well, everything's availible on line these days. And depending on your point of view, The D...
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:54 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Role Plwaying: aPrt One
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1623
Re: Role Plwaying: aPrt One
OP Tipping wrote:You're a total nerd. Congrats.

'aving a jolly good time, are ya, OP Tipping?
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:53 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Free $500 Whole Foods GiftCard Inside
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2057
Re: Free $500 Whole Foods GiftCard Inside
Reminded me of Python. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ervty/Forums/bonesbonesbones.jpg Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Necromancy will keep it alive Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread When it comes to (infor...
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:44 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Automatic card activation
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2681
Re: Automatic card activation
OP Tipping wrote:I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series.
What rasies the dead can debase the living.

- Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:36 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: PRIVATE note
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1821
Re: PRIVATE note
apronymaniac wrote:
Ah! I have the mp3 of that without the artist field filled out; finally I know who sang it.
Glad to be of service.

- Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:15 am
- Forum: Spamuser Comics
- Topic: Let's trick Mary
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1793
Re: Let's trick Mary
apronymaniac wrote:Aussie Evil wrote:I myself was expecting the Virgin Mary...
Yeah, I was imagining some scheming people standing next to a sleeping Virgin Mary with a turkey baster and some donated sperm.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MAN!