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by kvn8907
Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:00 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: LASIK special starting at $299
Replies: 5
Views: 736

Re: LASIK special starting at $299

>Guy focusing sunlight<
LASERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
by kvn8907
Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:50 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Learn a new way of presenting your reports
Replies: 9
Views: 900

Re: Learn a new way of presenting your reports

kccricket wrote:It seemed like something a little... different before I read the text.

Oh, don't worry. They're both wearing full-body leotards, so there's two millimeters of fabric preventing them from touching. :-)
by kvn8907
Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:42 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Your Domain Has Been Suspended
Replies: 10
Views: 818

Re: Your Domain Has Been Suspended

I bet it would be a lot less energy intensive to suspend the house with balloons.

Low-Tech wrote:For a small price, we can install a little blue button that will bring it back down

Didn't get this.
by kvn8907
Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:37 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: were hiring
Replies: 7
Views: 843

Re: were hiring

So, when the sun comes up, does she change back into a regular receptionist? Or is Were Inc. a business that only operates at night and only for three days of the month? And what do they do? Are they a company of hitmen? Do they provide hair for wigs? Take out trash at night, since that's when they'...
by kvn8907
Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Newt Your Fired!
Replies: 4
Views: 594

Re: Newt Your Fired!

By the way, is that a Twitter in the background?
by kvn8907
Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: We care about your body
Replies: 11
Views: 976

Re: We care about your body

firetiger wrote:Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?

Ever since aliens started planting babies in dead bodies. DUH!
by kvn8907
Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Burger King meals - please respond
Replies: 8
Views: 692

Re: Burger King meals - please respond

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he eat six chicken nuggets, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Big Mac, the greasiest hamburger in the world, and would stop your heart right up, you've got to ask yourself...
by kvn8907
Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:32 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Give her fire
Replies: 6
Views: 749

Re: Give her fire

Judas Maccabeus wrote:I wish we still had a rating system so I could give this a 5. :D

No you don't. Then in order for 5 to mean something, there would have to be Spamusements with ratings less than 5, like 4 or 3 (God forbid 2 or 1!). And then we get Spamusers who are like this.
by kvn8907
Wed May 26, 2010 8:51 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Don't let it be labelled a toothpick anymore
Replies: 9
Views: 860

Re: Don't let it be labelled a toothpick anymore

traubster wrote:Naw, ain't that a piece of the True Cross?

No no no, you're both wrong. It's a fragment from the Argo.
by kvn8907
Wed May 26, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Turn on the Google ATM machine
Replies: 8
Views: 674

Re: Turn on the Google ATM machine

traubster wrote:
Judas Maccabeus wrote:Careful where you put your hand in the ATM machine, there's an urban legend that they have needles with the HIV virus.


It's a rural legend that when the sun goes down, ATM machines scour the country roads for hapless surcharge victims.

It's a suburban legend that there's such thing as an ATM.
by kvn8907
Wed May 26, 2010 5:55 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: One watch is good but two watches are better.
Replies: 7
Views: 694

Re: One watch is good but two watches are better.

Sorry, but I have to ask...
Tentacle rape? :?
by kvn8907
Wed May 26, 2010 5:45 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: WholeSale Skimbas! Buy at -
Replies: 7
Views: 746

Re: WholeSale Skimbas! Buy at -

Judas Maccabeus wrote:...I had a dream that went this way once.



:P

I saw a movie that went this way one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:37 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Nazi Arcchitect?
Replies: 14
Views: 1413

Re: Nazi Arcchitect?

Dusk wrote:
DaVince wrote:I do believe that Rise Of The Triad (MS-DOS video game) had a map with buildings like this...

Wow, flashback.

Careful, flashbacks can be creepy and kinda dangerous.
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by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:29 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Video her coming over and over again
Replies: 10
Views: 1346

Re: Video her coming over and over again

I know this is an oldie, but I gotta say:
The lines around the pizza look like stink lines.
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:28 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: This will prepare you for action all night long
Replies: 5
Views: 2961

Re: This will prepare you for action all night long

giantsfan97 wrote:I would argue that the 4th Rambo is the most violent!

And I would argue that Rambo 4 is the most awesome.

And technically, it should go First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III, and then just Rambo.

And technically, Rocky isn't an action movie.
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:21 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Empower your manroot!
Replies: 4
Views: 626

Re: Empower your manroot!

by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:19 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wood and clay will wash away
Replies: 9
Views: 1323

Re: Wood and clay will wash away

Portals wrote:this is the saddest thing i've seen all day.

Strangely, I feel the same way. Sure, Arts and Crafts are boring, but there's something sad about the prospect of them getting washed away anyway. :-(
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:19 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Susan, you need to be very careful about this....
Replies: 6
Views: 720

Re: Susan, you need to be very careful about this....

But maybe she has new leather shoes! ohhh this brings back memories, I was going for a walk to the store with a "new friend", some dude who I was nice to because everyone else was mean to him, and about halfway to the store, there was a puddle. Nothing notable, just a small puddle, won't ...
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Looking to be the top chef?
Replies: 11
Views: 629

Re: Looking to be the top chef?

And I'm one step further to conquering my deep-seated fear that every time I try something new, it will go wrong in the most spectacularly catastrophic way possible. You're stupid, and fat, and mean, and no one loves you, and your comics suck, and you need more hair on your chest, and your mother w...
by kvn8907
Wed May 05, 2010 6:12 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Automatic card activation
Replies: 12
Views: 1747

Re: Automatic card activation

I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series. What rasies the dead can debase the living. That's a shot from... The Dig? I only ever played a demo of it, but that was a nifty demo. Well, everything's availible on line these days. And depending on your point of view, The D...
by kvn8907
Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:54 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Role Plwaying: aPrt One
Replies: 6
Views: 889

Re: Role Plwaying: aPrt One

OP Tipping wrote:You're a total nerd. Congrats.

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'aving a jolly good time, are ya, OP Tipping?
by kvn8907
Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:53 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Free $500 Whole Foods GiftCard Inside
Replies: 13
Views: 1277

Re: Free $500 Whole Foods GiftCard Inside

Reminded me of Python. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ervty/Forums/bonesbonesbones.jpg Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Necromancy will keep it alive Bump your dead thread, thread, thread Bump your dead thread, thread, thread When it comes to (infor...
by kvn8907
Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:44 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Automatic card activation
Replies: 12
Views: 1747

Re: Automatic card activation

OP Tipping wrote:I think there is also something like this in Asimov's Foundation series.

What rasies the dead can debase the living.
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by kvn8907
Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:36 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: PRIVATE note
Replies: 10
Views: 1050

Re: PRIVATE note

apronymaniac wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
Skimba wrote:Continue.


http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

Ah! I have the mp3 of that without the artist field filled out; finally I know who sang it.

Glad to be of service. :-)
by kvn8907
Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:15 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Let's trick Mary
Replies: 6
Views: 1127

Re: Let's trick Mary

apronymaniac wrote:
Aussie Evil wrote:I myself was expecting the Virgin Mary...

Yeah, I was imagining some scheming people standing next to a sleeping Virgin Mary with a turkey baster and some donated sperm.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MAN!

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