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by Rita
Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:23 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1050

CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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Ok so I didn't draw this one, but it's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that spam line.
by Rita
Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:41 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Eliminate PC Error in Minutes
Replies: 1
Views: 797

Eliminate PC Error in Minutes

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From my own inbox. :D

Yeah I know, not the funniest. :P But I haven't made a spamusement in a while.
by Rita
Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Battle for your happy future
Replies: 36
Views: 4065

I watched Naruto, but only because I liked two of the bad guys. (Orochimaru and Kabuto.) When they stopped being in episodes I lost interest and stopped watching. The new bad guys are lame, and the heroes were always lame. When it comes to dubbing, I generally like what I heard first. I like the Ten...
by Rita
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:23 pm
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: Gas companies want me DEAD
Replies: 0
Views: 1409

Gas companies want me DEAD

I found this funny subject line in my spam box, but I can't think of anything funny to do with it. Anyone want to take a shot?
by Rita
Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:47 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Boa then were silent.
Replies: 10
Views: 1811

Aw, I love that mouse. How cute.
by Rita
Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:02 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers
Replies: 26
Views: 3004

They should have just gotten the animals out, barricaded the doors and bombed the hell out of the building. Then they could wait nearby guns :P No survivors!
by Rita
Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:12 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers
Replies: 26
Views: 3004

giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Did you at least do it in your sunroom? Can you give us a quote?
by Rita
Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:10 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: stump your Teacher!
Replies: 51
Views: 4780

If someone claims that God created logic, well, you might as well stop talking about it, because there's no discussion to be had. You can't argue about a system with absolutely no rules. Thanks for explaining what I meant. Sorry for the confusion. But yes. Just because things in our universe have t...
by Rita
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:29 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: stump your Teacher!
Replies: 51
Views: 4780

"If God made everyone and everything, then who made God?" Well, if God made everything, then He also created the concept that everything needed to be created. In our universe we believe everything has to originate from something at some point, but that's not necessarily true for God. If y...
by Rita
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:18 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers
Replies: 26
Views: 3004

How much pot does it take to hotbox a sunroom?


Good question. It depends on how big the sunroom is, I suppose.

I spent long enough wondering why all the salesman of sunrooms happened to be drug dealers to be completely ashamed of myself.


:lol:
by Rita
Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers
Replies: 26
Views: 3004

Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers

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by Rita
Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:35 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 8 things to never say in interview
Replies: 48
Views: 5074

Francois seems to be like that on every board he posts on. I spotted him on another message board that I post on and the name looked familar. Then I realized "hey, isn't that the guy who posts obnoxious stuff on Spamusement?" And I came back here to check, and sure enough it was. Unsurpris...
by Rita
Sun May 18, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: READ AND GET
Replies: 17
Views: 2617

I liked the name of the taffy. :) Funny Taffy! Laffy taffy is my favorite candy, and I always tell my coworkers jokes from the wrappers.
by Rita
Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:59 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: help protect yourself - Stop Identity Theft NOW!!!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 2862

I have to admit, I laughed when I read your comment! I almost wish I had drawn Dwight, that would have been great. :lol:
by Rita
Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:40 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: help protect yourself - Stop Identity Theft NOW!!!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 2862

Thanks everyone. :D

I'm surprised that no one knew who the guy punching the kid was supposed to be. I thought the glasses and the forehead curl were a dead giveaway. :o But I guess not.
by Rita
Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wish its was not so small.
Replies: 2
Views: 1089

Haha, true. :lol:
by Rita
Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wish its was not so small.
Replies: 2
Views: 1089

Wish its was not so small.

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Me too.
by Rita
Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:35 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 2009 Models have Arrived!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2777

Haha, well...

Sometimes when you're high people look like multicolored dots.


works too. :P
by Rita
Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:22 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 2009 Models have Arrived!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2777

2009 Models have Arrived!!!

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Sometimes when you're high up people look like multicolored dots.
by Rita
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Warning: Killer Candy Claims Countless Victims
Replies: 7
Views: 2537

Thank you, Domarius. :D Finally someone who appreciates my genius!
by Rita
Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:54 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Warning: Killer Candy Claims Countless Victims
Replies: 7
Views: 2537

draculahunter wrote:SIX.
IT'S SIX.


There are some on the bottom too! You just can't see them. And I'm not telling you how many there are.
by Rita
Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:42 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Do you feel sick after eating microwave popcorn? Read this!
Replies: 5
Views: 2343

Hah, now that you mention it, it kind of does!

Though I think the "soylent green is people!" reveal could have been greatly improved if they had found a way to incorporate a smiley emoticon at the end. They make everything better, see? :)

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