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by Kella
Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: harlot bylaw
Replies: 0
Views: 696

harlot bylaw

this one made me think too much on the possibilities... :lol:
by Kella
Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:47 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5239
Views: 1076420

....and yet ya keep coming back for more.

Masochist. :lol:
by Kella
Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:42 am
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: erection problems Freddie?
Replies: 13
Views: 4767

Ya know... cuz some guys just can't get it up without a good scarf....



.... :shock:

never mind. :lol:
by Kella
Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Drive more customers to your website
Replies: 26
Views: 8642

tee hee... that takes me back to the good ol' days of saturday-morning KCET... :lol:
by Kella
Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:36 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by...
Replies: 15
Views: 6210

Um... it may be because I'm extremely tired, but is that Stephen Hawking terrorizing an operator with the cat trampling over his keyboard? :lol:

And yay! Someone used my spam! :lol:
by Kella
Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:34 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Don't be embarassed, we are here to help. nazi
Replies: 7
Views: 2304

excellent! :twisted:
by Kella
Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: More Subject Lines...
Replies: 0
Views: 758

More Subject Lines...

Served in the military? hoodia-lose weight. (wtf is a hoodia?) bills pilling up, we can help (yes, spelled that way...) Forget about paying for this Are you tied to past mistakes? Regrow your hair legally, find out how (Huh? It's illegal to regrow your hair when you've lost it? Do you only get one s...
by Kella
Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Contact the Agent...
Replies: 2
Views: 1206

*roffles*
by Kella
Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5239
Views: 1076420

Chrono Crow wrote:Well, let's hope your kids don't wander upon that fateful thread. . .


They're 2 and 3... I don't think they know how to read, let alone type. ;)
by Kella
Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5239
Views: 1076420

Yeah, I didn't figure you'd go that far, but I wanted to make sure. Actually have, before, on other boards where there were "boobies" threads. Someone contested my ranking as a "milf" and I had to defend my own honor. :twisted: All of the girls on this board wear glasses. So hot. :) Awww... 8)
by Kella
Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:47 am
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

LOL! I fear I would have to play FAR more games than I do in order to make such an association. :lol: I know... That confused me, too. Probably because I mostly only play Knights of the Old Republic or Halo2 these days. And I just can't see Master Chief or one of the Old Jedi screaming Shoo! :lol: ...
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

Red vs. Blue RAWKS! :twisted:

I need to get all the eps I've downloaded over the last few months and burn them to DVD. :lol:
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:17 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5239
Views: 1076420

Nik: Now bite-sized! Also, Kella, are you. . . topless in that second picture or are you in a towel, or something? :lol: I'm in a tube-top/strapless thing... People always ask me if I'm naked in that picture. :roll: Granted, the cutoff of the pic was right before the shirt could be seen... :lol:
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:48 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Single or lonely?
Replies: 28
Views: 10578

Which directly leads back to the topic: Single or lonely? :lol:
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

-Wes- wrote:Ah, wouldn't that be great though? Master Chief saying "shoo." Hahaha.


:shock: I think that might scare me more than the rapid gunfire and giant tank-spiders... :lol:
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Single or lonely?
Replies: 28
Views: 10578

-Wes- wrote:My apologies, Kella.... I did not intend to ruin the Chewbacca-ness of your avatar! The combo of giantsfan97's post and then your avatar right after it was just too much imagery to resist. :oops:


:lol: That's okay. I found the humor in it. No worries. ;)
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Single or lonely?
Replies: 28
Views: 10578

When I *got* the av, it was supposed to be a dancing CHEWBACCA! :lol:

Great. Wookie-turd.
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Single or lonely?
Replies: 28
Views: 10578

hahaha.... better if Kella's avatar is associated with it. The emoticon progression would be something like this: :x ...... :o ........ :D .....<looks down and sees>.... http://www.staff.uaf.edu/fnjwt/images/miscellaneous/63785489943cbec5a348ef.gif ..... :shock: *dies laughing* Oh. My. God. :shock:...
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:12 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

LOL! I fear I would have to play FAR more games than I do in order to make such an association. :lol: I know... That confused me, too. Probably because I mostly only play Knights of the Old Republic or Halo2 these days. And I just can't see Master Chief or one of the Old Jedi screaming Shoo! :lol:
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

Chrono Crow wrote:It was mostly how she tacked on the "shoo!" at the end.


Oh, that? :lol:

That's a byproduct of me having to raise children who call each other silly names. That was the exasperated mom in me coming out... so sorry. :roll: ;)
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: Subject lines I found today...
Replies: 3
Views: 985

When a temporal food stamp panics, the orbiting minivan wakes up. The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates. What in the...... ? Oh, those are doosies! I know. :lol: I sat there thinking "Eggplant Mike and a what-...
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:51 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Titmouse
Replies: 38
Views: 10942

Chrono, the ability to laugh at oneself in earnest shows a high level of maturity because it indicates that the person is able to objectively critique actions rather than relying on others to admonish or commend. So, while it may not be a "great accomplishment" in the standard sense of the term, it...
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: What is your favorite band?
Replies: 121
Views: 51175

Yeah, my playlist is more than a little eclectic. I have everything from Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood to Kelly Clarkson to Ozzy Osbourne, and most things in between. :lol:

But I'll google some tracks from the bands you mentioned. Thanks. :)
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: Subject lines I found today...
Replies: 3
Views: 985

A few more from a different e-mail address of mine: how Derek got all his customers on contracts last chance to get your hands on this Kella I just got the craziest phone call... NOW CASTING: Denzel Washington's "Deja Vu!" Win a Back Yard Makeover Quentin Tarantino Needs YOU! Claim your Free* Christ...
by Kella
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:15 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Single or lonely?
Replies: 28
Views: 10578

ewww... :lol:

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