Holy crap... sorry, Ian.

Maybe you could... sweeten the deal for her, so to speak, eh? If you know what I mean? (PM me if you don't know what I mean it's about time someone has had "the talk" with you)

May you have many years of appearing to grab your wife's boob in photographs. Congrabulations!

EsBe wrote:Congratulations. But if you were to discover how to produce a spiral cut ham via sex, you would tell us, right?

That would be pretty awesome. Conceive near the end of February and you've got yourself a free Thanksgiving dinner!

So, give us the juicy details!!!1oh you can't be bothered IN THIS THREAD

Awesome!

Not that one; this one.

Test results confirm that we can expect a standards-compliant human male child (and not, for example, a spiral-cut ham) sometime mid-September.

Here is a sneak preview:

"Pure-toe rice-oh"

Oh gee here's the post-surgery okay status, in this thread, here! Your mom is a cyborg, cool!

Belated GOOD LUCK!

How'd it go?

LAPTOP Y U NO BOOT UP ANYMORE

jvcc wrote:sick every month

What would make someone sick every month?

He's imagining that having sex with her is like playing with one of these, with her eyes popping out because she's blind? Or because he mistakenly thought he had glass eyes that one comic ago? Am I close?

Is that Glenn Beck frothing at the mouth?

I get this every once in a while when I try to log in: You exceeded the maximum allowed number of login attempts. In addition to your username and password you now also have to enter the confirm code from the image you see below. But there's no confirm code or image or place for me to enter any such...

HA!

I wonder if panel five had no dialog in it... he just thinks she's eating a glass eye.

What, our captcha turned into a letcha-go?

Yeah, I did this independently (didn't look at loof's answer) and got 6.325 meters also. (Multiply 20cm by √1000.) I'm not sure if there's some other consideration here that we're missing.

Oookay, limits of all integrals shown are from 0 to ∞: ∫ Ψ*Ψ dx = 1 ∫ A ∜x exp(-ax) exp (+ihE/2πt) A ∜x exp(-ax) exp (-ihE/2πt) dx = 1 ∫ A² √x exp(-2ax) dx = 1 I'm going to change the variable from x to 2ax, so I'm going to multiply both sides by 2a and √(2a) ∫ A² √(2a) √x exp(-2ax) 2a dx = 2a√(2a) ...

SPAMU5EMENT!

"Hmm, the new guy isn't really working out."

:wakes up:
huh? what? oh.
zoom.

How did I miss this? This is awesome!

Ponder: owtch good luck!

Binackers: What your degree in?