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by Judas Maccabeus
Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:34 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You could actually enjoy this Mercury Retrograde
Replies: 3
Views: 1518

Re: You could actually enjoy this Mercury Retrograde

Oh, wow, I was just about to go to post something complimentary - and then I noticed the silhouette, and found something even better to compliment. Just wonderful. :D
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:59 am
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Exhibition
Replies: 11
Views: 2411

Re: Exhibition

jvcc wrote:Whooooa.


This was pretty much my reaction as well. Well, that and, great to see you getting recognized like this! :)
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:55 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: merrily
Replies: 6
Views: 1537

Re: merrily

I'll bet it felt like a dream. ;)
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:08 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11371
Views: 708404

Re: BLURT thread

Skimba wrote:I LOVE NOT HAVING PANTS ON!


You really like wearing skirts that much?

:P
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:03 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You have urgent work
Replies: 6
Views: 1829

Re: You have urgent work

I'll say they have urgent work. That house of cards isn't going to build itself!

(Nice detail: The person on fire running in the background.)
by Judas Maccabeus
Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:54 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 2103
Views: 110459

Re: Random Thoughts

EsBe wrote:'Twas no doubt the bane of prankster cartographers, once there was no trace of Skull Island or the Straits of Cock to be found.


But still the occasional Sandy Island or two.
by Judas Maccabeus
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:00 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: sleeper stock alert
Replies: 2
Views: 1232

Re: sleeper stock alert

an alarm clock for livestock? I thought that was pretty obvious...



:P

And I personally don't think every comic should have to be funny. Ones like these have their place as well. :)
by Judas Maccabeus
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:12 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 250+1+1=0
Replies: 10
Views: 1598

Re: 250+1+1=0

Clueless wrote:
Judas Maccabeus wrote:That one with the red hair? That's the face of trustworthiness.

Hey, You're right! I was wondering where he'd stolen it from.
...Wait, how does one steal a face? Sounds like something you'd notice getting stolen.


Trick someone into showing emotion while you're looking at them?
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:50 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 250+1+1=0
Replies: 10
Views: 1598

Re: 250+1+1=0

CLUELESS! :D And just as great a comic as ever.


Also: That one with the red hair? That's the face of trustworthiness.

(Also also: Is that the boss from Dilbert in the front row? ;) )
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:20 am
Forum: Subject Line Submissions
Topic: engagement
Replies: 2
Views: 1596

Re: engagement

juliahana wrote:Whats the difference between an engagement party, a bridal shower, and a bachelorette party?



Ooooh, wow, I love this joke. Oh, right.... "I don't know, what?"






"Perfectly Legitimate Website: Not a front for spammers for 35 years" :p
by Judas Maccabeus
Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:47 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic
Replies: 1019
Views: 87683

Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

I picked one, then I rapidly aged and turned to dust. :? Must have picked the wrong one.

(Or someone cut Rapunzel's hair, one of the two.)
by Judas Maccabeus
Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:40 am
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Funny Pictures
Replies: 3307
Views: 445068

Re: Funny Pictures

Moai Mike?
by Judas Maccabeus
Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:59 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: prompt thieves
Replies: 5
Views: 2890

Re: prompt thieves

"Uhh, Frank, we were supposed to steal the hard drive."

"Didn't we just do that?"

"...I hate you."
by Judas Maccabeus
Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:00 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Movie log thread
Replies: 1065
Views: 65262

Re: Movie log thread

quetzalcoatlus wrote:
chrismachine wrote:unjoying

I'm sorry, but I want to adopt your typo as some sort of smart-ass way of saying you disliked something ("Did you enjoy my homemade taco salad?" "Well, I unjoyed it...")


"It makes me feel something almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike joy."
by Judas Maccabeus
Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:50 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11371
Views: 708404

Re: BLURT thread

While I was doing the laundry, I just ran across the wonderful irony of a sheet of fabric softener clinging to the dryer door.
by Judas Maccabeus
Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:09 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Hey, What About Those [Your Favorite Team]!
Replies: 422
Views: 29099

Re: Hey, What About Those [Your Favorite Team]!

ntw3001 wrote:I imagine a Jabberwocky-style stream of nonsense would serve perfectly well in a report like this.


Or for an announcer. "He gyres, he gimbles, what a frumious tove! Now he's galumphing the rath to Bandersnatch, who burbles a beamish wabe... Callooh! Callay! He OUTGRABES!"
by Judas Maccabeus
Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:16 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Struggling to lose weight? Then you haven't tried Green...
Replies: 9
Views: 2105

Re: Struggling to lose weight? Then you haven't tried Green...

KatyM wrote:"You post one comic a year, and it has to be one about vomit..?" - What I assume you're all thinking.


But you've made two comics just today! :P
by Judas Maccabeus
Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:21 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: So hard you can break an egg
Replies: 4
Views: 1370

Re: So hard you can break an egg

I don't think this is the right way to install a shell.
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:31 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Tell ABC News: Don't give a race-baiter a platform
Replies: 5
Views: 3195

Tell ABC News: Don't give a race-baiter a platform

I'd like to put one spam line on badplantmommy http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/Spamusement_Primary/platformbait.png I'm... not sure why I went with the pseudo-Tom-Sawyer look, but it's not any less random than the rest of the comic, so, hey. (Also: Should have put the two attendees o...
by Judas Maccabeus
Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:08 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FUNDS
Replies: 1
Views: 1000

Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FUNDS

Eh, I prefer the sequel. There you only need two "FUND"s, then a normal loan and you're set. ;)
by Judas Maccabeus
Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:22 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11371
Views: 708404

Re: BLURT thread

jvcc wrote:I vote that the Blurt thread become the drunken ramblings thread.

I'd love to think what changing the name would do to all the older blurts in here...
by Judas Maccabeus
Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:14 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Amusing News Articles
Replies: 1658
Views: 175052

Re: Amusing News Articles

Image

NAZI BUDDHA FROM SPACE sounds like the best cheesy B-movie ever.
by Judas Maccabeus
Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Amusing News Articles
Replies: 1658
Views: 175052

Re: Amusing News Articles

Finally, humans won't be the only species to benifit from fashion!


Any of those clothes they force on dogs or cats or whatever don't count as "benefits" at all.


And no, despite the fact that anyone could benefit from a good Rarity design, ponies don't count if they're fictional. :P
by Judas Maccabeus
Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:42 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11371
Views: 708404

Re: BLURT thread

So this is a candidate who has somehow acquired the belief not only that a Government has some core duty besides ensuring the welfare of its citizens, but actually that that very duty is some kind of odious burden, laid upon the leaders by an idle, grasping populace. And are those citizens in some ...
by Judas Maccabeus
Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:13 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Interested in saving a bundle on a home?
Replies: 9
Views: 2516

Re: Interested in saving a bundle on a home?

Null wrote:Yeah some good stuff lately.


And I've been making comics too!

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