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by Elp
Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:00 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Attract any woman!
Replies: 11
Views: 2306

Yes, Fred is our strip. Pixie draws it, usually. I manage the technical matters, help with the writing, and sometimes help draw it.
by Elp
Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:23 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Works with sexual stimulation
Replies: 25
Views: 4645

Yes, but....how do you STEER? :?
by Elp
Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:02 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Treating yr maiden as a goddess, become a God in her bedroom
Replies: 5
Views: 1884

Apotheosis should impress most women, yes. Most men too, probably.
by Elp
Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:06 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11373
Views: 892790

I AM EVERYWHERE!

No, I'm on several sites, but not all of them, obviously.

I've seen Kupo there too, BTW.
by Elp
Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:05 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Free money free fun
Replies: 7
Views: 1939

it'd be free fun for the first few hours, then you kinda get sore from standing, especially for 76 straight hours. Actually, I've kind of exaggerated my skill. I've only made it down to, I think, level 15 or so, taking 2 hours, before getting horribly killed. If I want to get anywhere with nethack,...
by Elp
Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:38 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Bonus inches of pleasure
Replies: 19
Views: 4324

Yeah, what girl wouldn't want a candy bar twice as tall as she is?
by Elp
Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Free money free fun
Replies: 7
Views: 1939

Free money free fun

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by Elp
Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:32 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Catch me up.
Replies: 12
Views: 2158

by Elp
Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:43 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: hardbodiedhotty being bad for you
Replies: 5
Views: 1916

So...he's bad for you because if you get near him, his malfunctioning body will electrocute you senseless?
by Elp
Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:21 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: JefferyImportantF***stick
Replies: 6
Views: 1958

JefferyImportantF***stick

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Oh wait, dang, you can't see his nameplacard.

His name is "Jeffery R. Morton" and the company name in the reverse is "CARNEGIE & MORTON, INC."
by Elp
Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:16 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Texas mini-spamucon 2007?
Replies: 106
Views: 17105

Someone should write about what happened in Texas, though. I'm seeing drawings and photos, but I don't know what went on or why. Pixie and I were the first to arrive at the pizza place. We put up a Spamusement poster so people would know they were in the right place. Ponder showed up next, then Kin...
by Elp
Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:15 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Texas mini-spamucon 2007?
Replies: 106
Views: 17105

Skimba wrote:So, did you all go around calling people by their Spamusement names?"


Some of both, actually.
by Elp
Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:49 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: ignolorp
Replies: 24
Views: 3688

Egad, no bondage!
by Elp
Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:58 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Satisfy her!
Replies: 19
Views: 3284

Satisfy her!

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Another cartoon made at the minicon. Line by Pixie.
by Elp
Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:55 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: License GPL
Replies: 3
Views: 1696

License GPL

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by Elp
Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Capability of ejaculation
Replies: 10
Views: 2504

The negative vote was because that judge thought they were doing a crappy job of it.
by Elp
Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box
Replies: 259
Views: 60072

> jump into the box of cereals. try to find the toy that usually comes with them. >Stockpile food and weapons to prepare for the ungodly slaughter that Mary Poppins with undoubtedly unleash upon your office. http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5649/office3ls2.png Oh no! Another orange box!
by Elp
Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:34 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box
Replies: 259
Views: 60072

mattex wrote:>tear hole in box

>get in box. ignoring your co-workers and safety regulations


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by Elp
Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:26 am
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box
Replies: 259
Views: 60072

PixieWolfe wrote:Find something even better.


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Sorry! Needed to fix it.
by Elp
Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:40 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Capability of ejaculation
Replies: 10
Views: 2504

Eviljekyll wrote:I'm sure she has a dildo bot too.


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by Elp
Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:32 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 2009 Models have Arrived!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2996

Models come in many shapes. Not all are flat chested, although many are abnormally thin.
by Elp
Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:28 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Capability of ejaculation
Replies: 10
Views: 2504

Capability of ejaculation

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by Elp
Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:24 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: 2009 Models have Arrived!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2996

Lambs_Cows_Lambs wrote:I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I... don't get it.



2,009 models have arrived... to get cheap boob jobs.
by Elp
Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:50 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Texas mini-spamucon 2007?
Replies: 106
Views: 17105

Um, Pixie, Murphy Rd. is FM 1092, not FM 1960. Oh, and at the freeway, Murphy isn't Murphy, either. It's Wilcrest. You are correct, sir! Sorry!... I gave Pixie the wrong information. :oops: The Cici's is at 11803 Wilcrest Dr, Houston, TX. Google can give you directions from wherever you are. The sa...

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