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by Nyperold
Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:22 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Video Game Stuff
Replies: 2331
Views: 188663

Re: Video Game Stuff

Let's see. Oh, there's a wiki, and it has a list of towns and cities . Now we're cooking. The full name of "Elektro" appears to be "Elektrozavodsk", so I don't blame you for stopping at the "o". Especially since no other location appears to start with it. You can call i...
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:50 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Funny Pictures
Replies: 3319
Views: 495330

Re: Funny Pictures

WARNING: Things that look like spiders.

And are intended to be eaten.

Bonus appearance by Wreck-It Ralph.
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:00 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Become an author
Replies: 1
Views: 1265

Re: Become an author

Yeah... I'm only an author in the fanfic sense. Nothing particularly erotic, though.
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:56 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: TIRED of your small pay check?
Replies: 5
Views: 1563

Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Well, whatever you do, don't attach string to a novelty check and fly it on a windy day. There's a law against that.
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:50 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Hot sex trends to try.
Replies: 2
Views: 944

Re: Hot sex trends to try.

Who knows, she might just have a sriracha fetish.
by Nyperold
Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:03 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Your birthday burger has arrived
Replies: 2
Views: 865

Re: Your birthday burger has arrived

The question, of course, is if it's an actual burger, a bunch of sweet foodstuffs put together to vaguely evoke the idea of a burger, or a combination of the two.
by Nyperold
Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:58 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: One of those big coloured things you blow up.
Replies: 1
Views: 734

Re: One of those big coloured things you blow up.

Oh no! It's too close to bring out the laser cannon!
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:58 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Get a bigger instrument
Replies: 2
Views: 809

Re: Get a bigger instrument

Is this:

a) A lack of understanding of the saying and gesture,

b) a way to say "You should really be more sympathetic to my plight,

c) a zing against the first guy's "instrument",

d) something completely different, or

e) two or more of the above?
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:48 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Quotes taken out of context
Replies: 31
Views: 11423

Re: Quotes taken out of context

"I just saw something red and translucent, and I assumed it was a banana." HIGHLIGHT FOR CONTEXT: From the Let's Play for Donkey Kong 64. In it, the normal bananas Diddy can collect are red, and bananas that your current Kong cannot collect are translucent. However, the object in question ...
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:38 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Join the millions (3)
Replies: 2
Views: 974

Re: Join the millions (3)

"Aaahhh! It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter, that form a hard floor-like surface! Aaahhh!"

(No, I don't watch the show that's from. I do, however, read TV Tropes.)
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:32 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Re:LINE SPACING
Replies: 1
Views: 934

Re: Re:LINE SPACING

The guy who did it was only a park-timer...
by Nyperold
Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:26 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sunrooms light up your life (2)
Replies: 1
Views: 853

Re: Sunrooms light up your life (2)

Hey, it's the Star Generator from Space Quest.
by Nyperold
Tue May 20, 2014 9:34 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Video Game Stuff
Replies: 2331
Views: 188663

Re: Video Game Stuff

So apparently it is reproducable, as I blew through the Mangled Mermaid again and got into the room without triggering the cutscene. Guess it doesn't load soon enough to prevent that. In other news, I just had a thought. Probably a really obvious one, though. Cookie Monster playing Cookie Clicker. P...
by Nyperold
Wed May 14, 2014 12:59 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: distortion
Replies: 4
Views: 787

Re: distortion

Aw man, now I have to do a CAPTCHA to read a post? Let's see...

Distortion

There, that should do it.
by Nyperold
Mon May 12, 2014 7:25 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: walls!
Replies: 1
Views: 661

Re: walls!

I should have known this would happen someday. As good as this is, I must point out that "walls!" is merely the tail end of a longer subject line. Do as you will with that information. I have now gone through and put an empty line between each line (for the posts for which I hadn't already...
by Nyperold
Mon May 12, 2014 12:33 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Be the votive
Replies: 2
Views: 693

Re: Be the votive

It might mean something along the lines of be taxi.
by Nyperold
Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:34 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Hey, i am Ingrid
Replies: 1
Views: 556

Re: Hey, i am Ingrid

Silly myself, spending way too much time not interpreting "Ingrid" as two words.
by Nyperold
Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:17 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Britney throws off top
Replies: 1
Views: 574

Re: Britney throws off top

So you see why they call her the princess of top.
by Nyperold
Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:34 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wait for me
Replies: 1
Views: 586

Re: Wait for me

Gangway! Coming throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooough...
by Nyperold
Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:02 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: GENESIS Flexes its Muscles
Replies: 1
Views: 621

Re: GENESIS Flexes its Muscles

Genesis does what Nintendon't: steroids.
by Nyperold
Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:25 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: A pill that is like no other
Replies: 1
Views: 578

Re: A pill that is like no other

Advantage: Nobody will think it's a pill.

Disadvantages: Highly visible, and the coulrophobes will make sure it gets bombed anyway.
by Nyperold
Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:50 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: The greatest shags of all
Replies: 1
Views: 635

Re: The greatest shags of all

And once you get a rug, you can cut it!
by Nyperold
Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:22 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: What do you think about a striking rendezvous with me?
Replies: 2
Views: 683

Re: What do you think about a striking rendezvous with me?

"Any place in particular?" "Oh, just anywhere..."
by Nyperold
Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:20 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: dollar for girl
Replies: 1
Views: 592

Re: dollar for girl

Paying for that license, one dollar at a time.
by Nyperold
Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:02 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: She will not be able to resist
Replies: 1
Views: 605

Re: She will not be able to resist

Careful, she might eat it and then vaporize you while you're wondering what happened.

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