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by EsBe
Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:16 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: have some photos
Replies: 6
Views: 3035

Re: have some photos

I would like to think the caption to that was "You want a piece of this cake? You gotta go through me first." I would also like to think there was a "slice of whoop-ass" joke dropped at some point.
by EsBe
Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:57 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Snata 2013
Replies: 22
Views: 5541

Re: Snata 2013

Out of curiositude, is this thing still a thing?
by EsBe
Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:37 am
Forum: The Internets
Topic: video clip
Replies: 3319
Views: 446399

Re: video clip

I dunno, I'm kind of digging the bizarro Gumby proportions of the performers on account of the aspect ratio fail. That and Plato's brief cameo as backyard wrestling coach.

And actually I'd say I'm more disturbed by the uproarious screaming and applause at their conclusion.
by EsBe
Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:17 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: SHOW YOURSELF!
Replies: 5243
Views: 1161147

Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Please explain to me how cuttlefish are superior to octopi. Aside from their obvious cuttling.
by EsBe
Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:25 am
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: fish furniture
Replies: 7
Views: 2777

Re: fish furniture

Sure beats the Yugo of gravel, that's for sure! :P
by EsBe
Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Official Book Thread
Replies: 340
Views: 47980

Re: Official Book Thread

Raise your hands, who here knew Steve Martin was an author? So yeah apparently he is, and The Pleasure of My Company is in fact a dang fine novel. It's about an obsessive compulsive, um, hermit?--yes, hermit is the right word--who is incapable of navigating everyday travails such as turning off ligh...
by EsBe
Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:49 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Dude, your snake sucks!
Replies: 3
Views: 627

Re: Dude, your snake sucks!

Image
by EsBe
Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:43 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You're Not as Backed Up as You Think
Replies: 9
Views: 1522

Re: You're Not as Backed Up as You Think

Upon viewing this, my first interpretation was of two Pacman ghosts peering through a window utterly aghast.
by EsBe
Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:58 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11375
Views: 914463

Re: BLURT thread

Over the past three weeks I've been sending out a lot of job applications. Some over internet forms, most over email. I was alerted the other day, while looking over someone else's shoulder as they emailed me, that when viewed in Gmail, my fake Google pseudonym and current fake* occupation "sma...
by EsBe
Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:55 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Snata 2013
Replies: 22
Views: 5541

Re: Snata 2013

They call me many things.

Not the least of which is "in."
by EsBe
Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:50 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 2105
Views: 167278

Re: Random Thoughts

Do you ever wonder, if you could somehow go back through your life and tally all the movies you've ever watched, which movie you've watched the most times? I bet it wouldn't be one of your favorite movies. It'd be something weird and random that they show on television all the time or something. Li...
by EsBe
Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:38 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Today his assistant was away so the Sandwich Maker was apply
Replies: 3
Views: 648

Re: Today his assistant was away so the Sandwich Maker was apply

This wins a lewd award of some sort.
by EsBe
Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:49 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1327
Views: 126163

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

I would entertain the possibility that a second, unrelated, James has arrived and that ntw wishes only for you to remain focused on your aforementioned goal.
by EsBe
Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:24 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: BLURT thread
Replies: 11375
Views: 914463

Re: BLURT thread

Hopefully nothing will come of this, but I have a student in one of my classes who's been expelled from the university but still came to class today. If he comes again I've been instructed to call campus police. Guess we'll find out on Wednesday. Yay. He must, um, really love learning. So much so t...
by EsBe
Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:09 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sir all the rest is mute.
Replies: 3
Views: 689

Re: Sir all the rest is mute.

Good song.
by EsBe
Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:43 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: there`s no difference
Replies: 4
Views: 823

Re: there`s no difference

In one, Billy is struggling with the meaning of existance and whether or not consciousness is the accidental result a random arrangement of atoms with no purpose behind it, and in the other Billy is barely concealing a crushing enui over the fact that his life did not turn out the way he expected it...
by EsBe
Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:50 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Is Your Website Fast Enough?
Replies: 5
Views: 925

Re: Is Your Website Fast Enough?

Low-Tech wrote:Actually, that's the rare and elusive micro-sloth.

An ultra-rare death's head micro-sloth, no less.
by EsBe
Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:52 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Ye Quest for Sexy Songs
Replies: 30
Views: 10084

Re: Ye Quest for Sexy Songs

Whoa, blast from the past. Shame, my Audiosurf contest never came to fruition. I could never find enough people who wanted to play. :( But hey, Audiosurf 2 is out now (though unfinished), maybe that'll motivate me to go through with it again.
by EsBe
Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:13 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Nobody wants to be fat
Replies: 7
Views: 961

Re: Nobody wants to be fat

I think we know why nobody wants to be fat. As we can clearly tell from the depiction, the costume dissolves its occupant and adds the biomass to its own.
by EsBe
Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:10 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3516
Views: 256155

Re: A whine and complain thread

Good to hear.
by EsBe
Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:45 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3516
Views: 256155

Re: A whine and complain thread

Sometimes I'll use appliances in my house that stop performing their functions after a set period of time as alarm clocks of sorts. When I'm getting ready in the morning, for example, I like to procrastinate by watching Netflix or listening to music. To make sure that I don't do this for too long, ...
by EsBe
Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:12 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: THE HAPPY THREAD
Replies: 1327
Views: 126163

Re: THE HAPPY THREAD

While I was still jobless a few years back, I was seriously considering walking into a bakery and asking for an apprenticeship.

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