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by Robwood
Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:58 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Motorised pussy for your needs
Replies: 38
Views: 7170

From the fact that, instead of a cat chasing a mouse, it'll be the guy trying to run the mouse over with the motorized pussy. Hours of entertainment!
by Robwood
Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Motorised pussy for your needs
Replies: 38
Views: 7170

Whatever you do, just don't put him on autopilot! Unless you want him to lay on top of everything you're trying to access (like the newspaper or TV remote) and frantically meow at you every time you go into the kitchen despite the fact his food and water bowls are full.
by Robwood
Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:59 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Do YOUR File Names Stink?
Replies: 20
Views: 4114

Does that system really allow question marks in the file name, or were you just doing that so you finally could?
by Robwood
Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:35 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Prepare your left hand!
Replies: 24
Views: 3432

Being left handed, and not getting the joke, I don't care for this too much. What? Will he be killed by the canon if he doesn't surrender his left hand or something?
by Robwood
Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Online purchase of the best 3
Replies: 28
Views: 3688

√9 is my favorite! :D
by Robwood
Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:57 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Tornado! (NSF.. well, possibly too soon maybe)
Replies: 24
Views: 3955

YES! Slydon has raised the bar on which the detectives must be drawn on from now on!:D
by Robwood
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:04 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Batman & Robin: "We're gay"
Replies: 27
Views: 4474

Dammit Robin! Stop trying to make Batman gay! He's not, OK?! He's just not!
by Robwood
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:46 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: B..e..s..t. R..e..p..l..i..c..a..s.....
Replies: 18
Views: 2910

I bought LotR, started reading the first book, and ~50 pages into it concluded that this Tolkien fellow kinda sucked. I agree, but for probably completely different reasons. I couldn't even make it past the first book because he used the word "queer" so many times that I felt like inventi...
by Robwood
Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Old Witchcraft Secrets - make your wildest dreams come true
Replies: 8
Views: 1841

I like how the moon is smiling. Nothing says pedophilia like a craterous surface!
by Robwood
Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:07 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Good luck with your contracting!
Replies: 24
Views: 2881

I have a coworker who's pregnant. I went to work today to show her this comic, but she never showed up because she was at the hospital, believing she was going into labor (she didn't). Weird how that turned out.
by Robwood
Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:46 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Beef its size
Replies: 8
Views: 2072

by Robwood
Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:30 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: stump your Teacher!
Replies: 51
Views: 4907

Good Lord, what have I started? I just wanted to make people laugh! :cry: :razz:
by Robwood
Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Yahoo accepts Microsoft's merger
Replies: 5
Views: 1776

Hmm, this got me to thinking: If a proper noun has an exclamation point and was placed at the end of an exclamatory sentence, wouldn't it be more grammatically correct to have two exclamation points at the end of that sentence?

But then I read the rest of the comic and I laughed!
by Robwood
Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:17 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Lord of the Rod
Replies: 18
Views: 2857

Zombie Protestor wrote:
Robwood wrote:I must nitpick, as I don't get where the rod comes in at.

Sam knows where.


So I'm right...Frodo is the butch!
by Robwood
Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Lord of the Rod
Replies: 18
Views: 2857

Robwood wrote:I must nitpick, as I don't get where the rod comes in at.


Oh wait. I get it now. You pervert! ;)
by Robwood
Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:10 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Lord of the Rod
Replies: 18
Views: 2857

I must nitpick, as I don't get where the rod comes in at.

Frodo's eyes are blue, not brown. And why does he have an inappropriate bulge in his pants that Sam lacks? Is Frodo the butch?

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by Robwood
Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:31 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: plot posthumously
Replies: 9
Views: 1626

I think he's beginning to plot while he's floating there.
by Robwood
Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:31 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: plot posthumously
Replies: 9
Views: 1626

Or did Gargamel specifically use the word 'plot' a lot, in a catchphrase-like manner, and I forgot about it? Gargamel's only catchphrase was, "I hate those Smurfs!" As for the plot part, he was always plotting to catch Smurfs, either for food or to turn into gold. He has no need for eithe...
by Robwood
Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:15 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: stump your Teacher!
Replies: 51
Views: 4907

Sirocco wrote:I always assumed "Stump" to mean "Pose a question which the object cannot divine any answer for" as oppose to "Annoy with contextual impertinence".


"Stump" also means "baffle," which means, "to defeat or check by confusing or puzzling."
by Robwood
Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: stump your Teacher!
Replies: 51
Views: 4907

stump your Teacher!

My spam line!

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You should all give me five stars right now just because I took this comic from a page of my real life.8)
by Robwood
Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:42 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Vulcan!
Replies: 14
Views: 2327

Binkatron5000 wrote:yarr!


yarr yarr!

Also, when I saw the title of the comic, I thought it would maybe be one about the novel of the same name, which would be an obscure reference indeed!
by Robwood
Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Statue of Liberty struck by lightning, catches fire
Replies: 5
Views: 2121

It's funny because it's plausible.
by Robwood
Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:49 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: You Have the Power to Save an Israeli Child
Replies: 17
Views: 2707

I was actually expecting a He-Man reference. This is much more awesome. :)
by Robwood
Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:28 pm
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: famous last words
Replies: 5
Views: 5774

They're quite. . . wooden, aren't they? I had to match the style. I pulled the kid from my Big Dick Fairy comic since I thought he was absolutely perfect for this comic and so the dad had to look similar. I had a notion to to also throw in a can of Redneck Beer from my Stay home and use the phone c...
by Robwood
Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:21 am
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: famous last words
Replies: 5
Views: 5774

famous last words

famous last words

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My spambox.

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