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by kvn8907
Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:56 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)
Replies: 13
Views: 1376

Re: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)

If you don't like these puns, then maybe it would be Bast if you Nephthys in the bud and stop now! :D
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:52 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Game Foot
Replies: 22
Views: 1538

Re: Game Foot

apronymaniac wrote:Ah, I get it now. I've actually never read any Sherlock Holmes, nor much Shakespeare, so I'd never heard of 'the game is afoot' . I thought 'Elementary[, my dear Watson]' was the only Sherlock cliché.

Then at the very least you need to watch this video.
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:48 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wanna know what I heard? mhknmbt
Replies: 26
Views: 11709

Re: Wanna know what I heard? mhknmbt

Skimba wrote:Me too, bink. And the comic still made me laugh.

Me three. I kept thinking "And who are YOU?!"
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:45 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Your card has been sitting in inventory.
Replies: 10
Views: 1046

Re: Your card has been sitting in inventory.

Hahaha.... Yeah I know it is a reference to person adventures but ... I don't see the humour. ...wait...you're right. It's drawn fine, and I get the Person Adventure reference, but there really DOESN'T seem to be any humor in this spam...um...I'm not even sure if there's a word for a non-amusing Spa...
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:41 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wanna know what I heard? mhknmbt (2)
Replies: 14
Views: 1433

Re: Wanna know what I heard? mhknmbt (2)

Also, in superhero-land, Talking Is A Free Action * and a person can chatter on as much as they like to absolutely no tactical disadvantage. *WARNING: TV TROPES LINK. Five hours abandon, ye who enter here. Nullified, since I have no desire to click on that link, since I know I've already read that ...
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:00 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Game Foot
Replies: 22
Views: 1538

Re: Game Foot

Judas Maccabeus wrote::lol: I was expecting something with Holmes, but for some reason I wasn't expecting cavemen.

I was expecting some sort of Wii peripheral.
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fwd: Iowa (2)
Replies: 20
Views: 2267

Re: Fwd: Iowa (2)

Kvn, you're the only person for whom the method of explanation requires an explanation. Bravo. And oh they do look like sunglasses. I'd hoped that the pirate context would've helped. I tried. Well, WHY am I the only person for whom the method of explanation requires an explanation? Explain that! :w...
by kvn8907
Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:23 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fwd: Iowa (2)
Replies: 20
Views: 2267

Re: Fwd: Iowa (2)

I'm patenting this process as de-kvnizing ;) Left to Right Mia, wearing two pirate eyepatches several cartoon pirates Pirate Cartman from the "Fatbeard" episode of South Park Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece Don Karnage the air pirate from Talespin Iowa What process exactly? Explaining thin...
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:55 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)
Replies: 13
Views: 1376

Re: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle (cont.) (2)

According to Neo-Egyptian mythology, Osirus moves the sun across the sky everyday, but he needs Set to get him his Tim Hortons before he has the strength to move it.
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:53 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fwd: Iowa (2)
Replies: 20
Views: 2267

Re: Fwd: Iowa (2)

chrismachine wrote:I recognize cartman and the girl from his comic strip, but I think they are token references you don't need to get to appreciate the comic anyway.

Yes. But I already appreciate the comic, and now I want to appreciate the token references too!
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:26 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Generic Orange Dinosaur
Replies: 674
Views: 42927

Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Carefull, wait too long with these updates, and this will be less frequently updated than HomestarRunner.com. Though, considering the last actual update to that site was in November, and the last update to this was 40 days ago, you'd have to put off updating this comic for another three months to re...
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:22 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Portal for bullies!
Replies: 15
Views: 1821

Re: Portal for bullies!

Saltine wrote:If you haven't commented on this comic, it's new to you

I vouchsafe that this comic is not, in fact, new to me.
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:20 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fwd: Iowa (2)
Replies: 20
Views: 2267

Re: Fwd: Iowa (2)

Great stuff, but I need a little identification.

...

You know what? It'd be better to list the figures in this picture I CAN identify with 100% certainty:
Iowa.

Who, EXACTLY, are the other four fine fellows?
by kvn8907
Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:18 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle maker [more]
Replies: 9
Views: 885

Re: Wake Up those chilly mornings with a waffle maker [more]

But...but...how could they...they don't even...what did they...how could...HUH?!
by kvn8907
Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Bring back the fire [2]
Replies: 26
Views: 2250

Re: Bring back the fire [2]

Oh bother!
by kvn8907
Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:20 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Bring back the fire [2]
Replies: 26
Views: 2250

Re: Bring back the fire [2]

jvcc wrote:Spider-bees, spider-bees
Do whatever spider-bees please
Make a hive, any size,
They are yellow, unlike flies
Look Out!
Here comes the spider-bees.

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by kvn8907
Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:26 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Viagra With A Twist
Replies: 46
Views: 6753

Re: Viagra With A Twist

Ohhhh. Now what he said makes more sense. A little. Aw, dang. You're a girl, that's right... Well, uh... *SMOKE BOMB* Aaand reason for me to use an old picture I uploaded here long...long ago. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/ervty/Forums/discovered.png Why yes. Quite true. I do enjoy this thr...
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Boy pokes fork in sister's eye
Replies: 6
Views: 627

Re: Boy pokes fork in sister's eye

Nyperold wrote:
traubster wrote:So, either the eye is huge or the fork is small.


It's a model eye, probably paper mâché.

Nah, it would probably need to be somewhat squishy so you could poke a fork in it, and it wouldn't crumble or pop.

Hmm. Maybe clear trash bag filled with gelatin?
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:20 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Mystery Shopper Position !
Replies: 3
Views: 633

Re: Mystery Shopper Position !

apronymaniac wrote:They don't mention this one in the Kama Sutra.

Reasonably, because like they say, "it takes two to tango".

Meaning, traubster, you should draw a second comic with a matching female Mystery Shopper Position so this can be added to the 2011 edition of Caramel Suture.
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:18 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Bring back the fire [2]
Replies: 26
Views: 2250

Re: Bring back the fire [2]

Skimba wrote:Spiderbees?

Don't give them ideas.
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:16 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Viagra With A Twist
Replies: 46
Views: 6753

Re: Viagra With A Twist

DaVince wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:Where Kanye see lions?

Fixed that for ya.

I don't think your fix was much of an improvement.
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by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Also do not make any part of your article sound like (cont.)
Replies: 12
Views: 1524

Re: Also do not make any part of your article sound like (cont.)

To be fair, I can't stop looking at the picture, thinking 'Why does the professor have floppy dog ears?' and laughing myself to death. :D I get the sentiment, but I don't get the picture. Why does the professor have floppy dog ears? Where are they? Who is he talking to? It looks kinda like he's tal...
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:11 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: bring back the fire
Replies: 6
Views: 1318

Re: bring back the fire

I'm the only commenter on this one? Seriously? Wow. BTW Clueless, I thought it was very cute and it was, oh crap I can't think of the word, but yea, it made sense at the time because of the Olympics and all. con·tem·po·rar·y (kən-těm'pə-rěr'ē) adj. Current; modern : contemporary trends in design. I...
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:42 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Also do not make any part of your article sound like (cont.)
Replies: 12
Views: 1524

Re: Also do not make any part of your article sound like (cont.)

I get the sentiment, but I don't get the picture. Why does the professor have floppy dog ears? Where are they? Who is he talking to?

It looks kinda like he's talking to a bed with a pillow and towel on it.
by kvn8907
Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:40 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Bring back the fire [2]
Replies: 26
Views: 2250

Re: Bring back the fire

Tiny flamethrower you got there. Looks like it has enough fuel for...oh...2, maybe 3 seconds of flame. Not nearly long enough to drench the horde of spiders fast approaching your feet.

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