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by Saltine
Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:40 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Baby Samples
Replies: 14
Views: 1296

Re: Baby Samples

DOCTOR MEMBRANE!!!!!
by Saltine
Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: It is Still Bikini Season
Replies: 9
Views: 1256

Re: It is Still Bikini Season

I don't understand this atoll
by Saltine
Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:25 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3513
Views: 255464

Re: A whine and complain thread

won't watch R-rated movies AAGGGH FLASHBACK TO 8TH GRADE. I remember a kid whose parents were (and somehow also he was) born-again Christian. His parents would pre-screen R-rated movies for him before watching them as a family, so they'd know which parts to skip over (nudity, sexual reference, alco...
by Saltine
Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:06 am
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic
Replies: 1025
Views: 125448

Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Ah... I'd have put some panel in there with her trying it in her mouth but having that get in the way of talking, eating, and breathing. "If only I had some other sensory receptor that I don't generally use during my normal daily rou— :idea:"
by Saltine
Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:30 pm
Forum: We're Totally Artists
Topic: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic
Replies: 1025
Views: 125448

Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Am I too stupid to get the last panel? Has she gone on a city-licking bender or something? I'm sorry... I want to get this or pretend I do.
by Saltine
Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:42 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Want a cross-section of culture?
Replies: 2400
Views: 534082

Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

giantsfan97 wrote:SALTINE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS to finding things
LUCK because I saw it on reddit also
by Saltine
Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Math(s)
Replies: 57
Views: 9779

Re: Math(s)

So, are we supposed to solve these here or just point you in the right direction? For (x³-x²+x+3) I just "saw" that -1 should be a root (three terms in x and then then number 3), so you can divide it by (x+1) and then you're left with (x²-2x+3). ʃ (x²-4x+7)/(x³-x²+x+3) dx ʃ 2/(x+1) dx + ʃ ...
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:50 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Social Networking Links
Replies: 111
Views: 8051

Re: Social Networking Links

Anyone who am not understand does not watch enough Futurama to be my friend. I'm defriending you right now. Oh yeah you're defriended now. You like that? I'ma refriend you and redefriend you. BAM. Oh, some of you think that's too harsh? Now you're all defriendestrated now. Chuck you right out my fac...
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: The Dream Thread
Replies: 552
Views: 75585

Re: The Dream Thread

Other solutions:

I bet the hand got wet.

I bet that person's hand got wet.

I bet a hand got wet

I bet [DISTRACTING EXPLOSION IN THE DISTANCE] hand got oh my god what was that what the hell what is that wall of blackness coming for us oh no I've wasted my life
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:40 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3513
Views: 255464

Re: A whine and complain thread

rrgh your story make saltine angry
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:37 pm
Forum: The Internets
Topic: Want a cross-section of culture?
Replies: 2400
Views: 534082

Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Image
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Social Networking Links
Replies: 111
Views: 8051

Re: Social Networking Links

Oh no, what will happen to Chrow's army of between one and two million zombies now?
by Saltine
Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:36 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: if the paper is stiff,
Replies: 19
Views: 1742

Re: if the paper is stiff,

chrismachine wrote:meta-humour, or just too intelligent for me?
It's kind of a... computer programming joke... like, maybe I wrote something in... vbscript or something... maybe vbscript works like that.
It... you see... it's funny because... well :-( i will jump off a cliff
by Saltine
Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:49 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3513
Views: 255464

Re: A whine and complain thread

...disparagingly?
by Saltine
Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:43 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: if the paper is stiff,
Replies: 19
Views: 1742

Re: if the paper is stiff,

If ThePaperIsStiff Then
FoldIt
End If
by Saltine
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:34 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: if the paper is stiff,
Replies: 19
Views: 1742

Re: if the paper is stiff,

if the paper is stiff you must acquit
no that does not work
by Saltine
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:34 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Deeper in her entrails
Replies: 16
Views: 2348

Re: Deeper in her entrails

Lady and the Lion King was better than Sleeping Beauty and the Beast and The Aristocahontas put together.
by Saltine
Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:20 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Math(s)
Replies: 57
Views: 9779

Re: Math(s)

Hey, I lured efnar out of hiding with mathematches. The denominator suggests that this becomes a trig substitution (also, the answer suggests that this becomes a trig substitution, but I digress). Plug in the appropriate substitution, simplify, and you are left with $\int_0^\frac{\pi}{4} \tan^4{\the...
by Saltine
Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:14 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Math(s)
Replies: 57
Views: 9779

Re: Math(s)

So, here's a neat integral thing that I may have mentioned before:
Solve ∫₀¹ [ x⁴ (1-x)⁴ / (1+x²) ] dx.
Note that this result must be positive (since the integrand is non-negative everywhere and only equals zero at the endpoints).
by Saltine
Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:52 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: for you sir
Replies: 8
Views: 1123

Re: for you sir

Awesome.
by Saltine
Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:43 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 2105
Views: 167185

Re: Random Thoughts

I don't understand you.
by Saltine
Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:40 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Math(s)
Replies: 57
Views: 9779

Re: Math(s)

the part that seems like cheating to me is how you pick e^x as the substitution but find it in both places in the integral. Oh, sure; that too. DO YOU SEE WHAT HE HAS DONE HEY WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING? IS MY AIR CONDITIONER TOO LOUD? I'LL TURN IT OFF BUT IT MIGHT GET TOO HOT IN HERE. Anyway, this thr...
by Saltine
Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:02 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3513
Views: 255464

Re: A whine and complain thread

sum yun gai wrote:well, she got somewhat of an answer and i can't believe i overlooked the simplicity of all but one of them. the solution she was given for the problem below i still think seems like kind of cheating to get a favorable integral, but maybe it's because of the exponential function...
MATH THREAD
by Saltine
Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: Math(s)
Replies: 57
Views: 9779

Math(s)

Hey here's a maths threads for most of you to safely never visit. The solution she was given for the problem below i still think seems like kind of cheating to get a favorable integral, but maybe it's because of the exponential function... ∫ (e^x) / (1 + e^{2x}) dx Yeah, integrals are like that some...
by Saltine
Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: None of the Above
Topic: A whine and complain thread
Replies: 3513
Views: 255464

Re: A whine and complain thread

I NEED MATH FRIENDS :( My friends are not so much about the math. Because you want to chat with them about random math things, or because you have a math problem you need to solve? If the latter, my husband is doing a PhD in math right now, so he might be able to help you out. Actually, if you want...

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