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by Saltine
Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:13 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Sorry we missed you.
Replies: 14
Views: 3473

Extreme execution friendliness! Good one! :D

--Saltine
by Saltine
Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:08 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: No man is safe
Replies: 41
Views: 10631

I didn't include the definitions since I didn't want to complicate matters and slow down the delivery of teh funney. You don't have to defend your nifty comic. It was good, I got the joke, and I was nitpicking because it seemed to be the "in" thing to do. I'm a follower. Of geekiness. Jus...
by Saltine
Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Poised to Make a Big Move?
Replies: 7
Views: 1940

Indy, don't bother! That's not the golden idol, it's an enormous jelly bean! Tasty, but not worth running from enormous boulders. Seriously, reconsider.

--Saltine

Comic: me likey! :)
by Saltine
Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:06 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: No man is safe
Replies: 41
Views: 10631

bugger or beggar? ;) Dangit, I failed to stick the landing! It's beggar. I must have had my mind on something else. :oops: In case I didn't mention it: STJ's rendition of this comic (either version) rocks. (I like the original too) And I apologize to everyone who doesn't enjoy reading pages of math...
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:14 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Regain Your A+ Rating
Replies: 16
Views: 4015

bottlecap wrote:You mean you murdered your roommate for nothing?

No, I mentioned the free food. :P

--Saltine
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Regain Your A+ Rating
Replies: 16
Views: 4015

MYTH! MYYYYYYYTTTTHHHHH!!!!! Yeah, it's a myth . No automatic 4.0. The best you can hope for from the school is to be given free food while a phalanx of psychologists descend upon your dormitory. You can also get out of (or reschedule) a test. But no magical GPA bump. This knowledge unfortunately c...
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: No man is safe
Replies: 41
Views: 10631

I can use some practice, actually. I'm taking an elementary logic course this semester. Pedantic moth... to... flame! I don't have a problem with using "∀x¬" vs. "¬∃x" (and yes, the E-slash symbol for "¬∃" is real and at Unicode code-point 0x...
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:00 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: She'll lose her mind just by talking to you!
Replies: 25
Views: 8495

You're the only one who has a problem with this person I assume AT/S's problem is that the poster is creating duplicate topics instead of bumping the original topic with his picture as a reply. If so, then I concur that this is a problem, but I also think he could have been a bit nicer. I am imagin...
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:23 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: kppzraxm
Replies: 17
Views: 6454

Re: kppzraxm

Judas Maccabeus wrote:a trans-dimensional being named Mr. Mxyplik (or something like that).


Sadly, I remember the spelling: it's Mxyzptlk.

Note well that this comic does not portray Mr. Mxyzptlk but his identical cousin, Mr. Mxarzppk.

PixieWolfe: EXCELLENT!

--Saltine
by Saltine
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: luis neds a card
Replies: 22
Views: 10697

loofah wrote:Is that wicked good or wicked bad?

Welcome to Boston. BTW, it's "wicked pissah good".

--Saltine
by Saltine
Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:27 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Drunk Dad Makes His Daughter Spread Her Legs
Replies: 29
Views: 11379

Daniel. wrote:And as for the "horn crank", we've all seen/done it! Haven't we?

You mean depicted drunkenness as masturbation? Not really...

--Saltine
by Saltine
Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: chicks will love you
Replies: 12
Views: 2239

Re: chicks will love you

JHoagland wrote:[ooooh, three-dee image]

So, uh, those chicks are totally looking up her relatively short skirt. And they're... in love. :oops:

--Saltine
by Saltine
Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:09 am
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: I want to browse this speedily.
Replies: 16
Views: 3272

pyr0ninja wrote:i love how callipygian the jet-pack guy is.

Ah, yes, quite. Quite. Indeed.

(runs to online dictionary)

Ohhh.
I mean-- of course, I knew that.
And agree.
With your characterization.
...of his ass.

So... yep.

--Saltine
by Saltine
Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:04 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Hello ;)
Replies: 19
Views: 4262

I Love it! I experienced this on a near-daily basis at work since the lock on the door didn't work and people NEVER FREAKING KNOCK! My suggestion to anyone in this situation: print out this comic and tape it to the outside of the bathroom door before you use it. It should be effective (or backfire ...
by Saltine
Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: Missing In Action
Topic: Maryellen Betts fish
Replies: 17
Views: 4102

Chrono Crow wrote:I interpreted it as she bets fish, so she's no longer invited to the poker games.

That's my take on it too.
Mary-Ellen's all, "I see your $20, and raise you five flounder and a halibut."
Not cool, lady.
Sardines are not an acceptable ante.

--Saltine

P.S. Good job, RW!
by Saltine
Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:20 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: every chick will be yours
Replies: 23
Views: 6595

PixieWolfe wrote:The world ends tomorrow and you may die"?
You mean there are other options?
(The Rapture? Transporters? A visit from Dr. Who?)

Ah, then you're unfamiliar with the teachings of the Church of the Subgenius and their prophet, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

--Saltine
by Saltine
Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:10 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: lengthanderection
Replies: 37
Views: 10176

Brian wrote:Fine, fine.

A fundamental of physics is [snip]...

It's a good thing you didn't let your physics professor explain it:

Physics Professor wrote:scalersarequantityswithmagnetudesbutnoderection
vectersarquantidyswithbothlengthANderection
forexampl,speedisascalerbutvelosityisavecter
ihopethatpreventsannyconfuion

--Saltine
by Saltine
Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:01 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fvcking St.Valentine
Replies: 18
Views: 5997

Judas Maccabeus wrote:The better question is, who are the women?


Dang, maybe it should have read "Lesser Mortal Ladies' Nite" instead of "Singles Nite"! Oh well...

--Saltine
by Saltine
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Fvcking St.Valentine
Replies: 18
Views: 5997

Fvcking St.Valentine

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Subject line provided by PonderThis.
A few variants of this subject line were mentioned elsewhere, but that "v" made me do this.
Enjoy (I hope)!

--Saltine
by Saltine
Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Nike SasQuatch Driver and Iron Set
Replies: 6
Views: 2535

I like this one a lot! :D Sure, you could wonder why BigFoot Himself would have come out of hiding to get a job as a delivery truck driver. But I'm more interested in why the box of clothes irons I ordered online was delivered by Nike. I think it is quite creative, given the available literal meanin...
by Saltine
Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Get Into The Right School, Right Now!
Replies: 19
Views: 5720

Nik wrote:Or Luis needs a card!

Yeah, and I even used Adoobee Illustrator to draw it. Just think what I'd be up to now if I got a slew of negative reviews...

--Saltine
by Saltine
Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Get Into The Right School, Right Now!
Replies: 19
Views: 5720

Thanks for the kind words, all! I was half expecting "UR P0sT SUx0rZ N00B!!!111!" or the like. Thanks again!

--Saltine
by Saltine
Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:10 pm
Forum: Spamuser Comics
Topic: Get Into The Right School, Right Now!
Replies: 19
Views: 5720

Get Into The Right School, Right Now!

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First post in these forums... hello, folks!

--Saltine

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