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by **rickgrx** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:06 am

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/211

It was bound to happen, here's a poll for aforementioned comic...

by **James** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:30 pm

Hitler. He's more evil than Paris, but I can't see how he could possibly be anywhere near as irritating. I imagine he'd spend most of his time working on Mein Kampf II.

by **Megaweapon** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:52 am

You could probably have some pretty interesting times with Hitler. Sure, he was a batshit insane genocidal maniac but he'd probably have some fascinating (albeit, twisted and evil) stories.

WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?

The choice is clear.

by **rickgrx** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:12 pm

Megaweapon wrote:WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?

How her head has been surgically altered to look like a perfect square no matter what angle it's photographed from?

Seriously, WTF?

by **Alph Tech / STUART** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:10 pm

Megaweapon wrote:You could probably have some pretty interesting times with Hitler. Sure, he was a batshit insane genocidal maniac but he'd probably have some fascinating (albeit, twisted and evil) stories.

WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?

The choice is clear.

Same for same reasons.

by **jeffseadot** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:20 am

It takes a special kind of person to be voted WORSE THAN HITLER.

by **Alph Tech / STUART** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:05 am

"Not worse, just... less cuddly."

by **Aurora** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:03 pm

Oh come on Paris in Hell... how many times would you have to hear "that's hot"

by **James** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:20 pm

And you don't even have suicide as a way out.

by **traubster** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:09 am

Aurora wrote:Oh come on Paris in Hell... how many times would you have to hear "that's hot"

That's... just too funny

"So how do you like hell so far, Paris"
"It's so hot"
"What do you think of Satan"
"He's hot"
"Do you like the pitchforks they're shoving so violently up my ass"
"That's sooo hot"

by **mabbybaby** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:46 pm

I bet Hitler keeps a tidy room, so I'd probably opt for him.

by **Indigo** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:55 pm

James wrote:And you don't even have suicide as a way out.

Aw man that's so true...and depressing to think about.

I went with Hitler.

~Indi

by **Chrono Crow** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:00 pm

Hitler's cuter.

by **Alph Tech / STUART** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:43 pm

I'm AMAZED there are 11 users here who can supress their gag reflex well enough.

by **X. Ollack** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:50 am

Totally Hitler man. If it's going to be for all eternity, you could have some great times with him. I don't think he would be too evil in a conversation- if he doesn't have an empire to rule over, he will be just zis normal guy, you know? Also, if you're really lucky he might try to take over Hell from Satan, which will be amusing at worst, and at best will get you the hell out of there! (Bad puns are always intended.)

On the other hand, Paris Hilton? Seriously, Paris Hilton? No.

The only reason I would hesitate is that Hitler speaks German and I don't.

by **Indigo** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:05 pm

X. Ollack wrote:The only reason I would hesitate is that Hitler speaks German and I don't.

You'd have an eternity to learn. >.>

~Indi

by **James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:25 pm

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:I'm AMAZED there are 11 users here who can supress their gag reflex well enough.

Maybe it's because they're hoping that she can, too. Or is that where you were going with that, anyway?

by **kupo** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:44 pm

Hitler would probably have a semi-interesting conversation with me.

Paris Hilton would make me want to kill her and myself simultaneously. With a sharpened pole.

Hitler, though seen as a mad man, is, in my opinion, intelligent. He wouldn't kill me considering the fact that he seems to prefer mass deaths (and, actually, I don't think he ever killed anyone directly). And, I would also get a chance to curse him out for killing my ancestors. It'd be neat.

by **smrq** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:52 am

No time like an eternity in Hell to learn a new language, though. It could be culturally enriching.

by **James** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:33 am

kupo wrote:Paris Hilton would make me want to kill her and myself simultaneously. With a sharpened pole.

Hitler, though seen as a mad man, is, in my opinion, intelligent. He wouldn't kill me considering the fact that he seems to prefer mass deaths (and, actually, I don't think he ever killed anyone directly). And, I would also get a chance to curse him out for killing my ancestors. It'd be neat.

I've already been through this: one of the major consequences of being dead is that you can't get any more dead. Killing ceases to be an option once you're in the afterlife, hence my suicide comment.

by **kupo** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:15 pm

NO. No...dang you and your logic!!!!!!11onetwofive!11

Okay, Paris Hilton is so horribly irritating that she allows suicide to exist even in the afterlife.

Where do you wind up if you die in the afterlife? The world may never know.

by **Chrono Crow** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:43 pm

You become a Tootsie Pop.

by **James** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:11 am

I got 100% in a module on logic in my Philosophy degree. That's because I kicked the exam's posterior, though.

by **jeffseadot** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:07 am

Bah. I wrote something without noticing it had a second page. Forgive me?

by **James** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:35 pm

You can delete stupid posts as long as no-one's reponded to them. Too late now, then.

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