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Hell Roommate selection

Paris Hilton
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Adolf Hitler
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I'm waiting for your decision

Postby rickgrx » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:06 am

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/211

It was bound to happen, here's a poll for aforementioned comic...
"I am a Jelly Doughnut."
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Postby James » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:30 pm

Hitler. He's more evil than Paris, but I can't see how he could possibly be anywhere near as irritating. I imagine he'd spend most of his time working on Mein Kampf II.
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Postby Megaweapon » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:52 am

You could probably have some pretty interesting times with Hitler. Sure, he was a batshit insane genocidal maniac but he'd probably have some fascinating (albeit, twisted and evil) stories.

WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?

The choice is clear.
Uhh, boy I don't know. We always used to refer to him as just 'That Paper Chase Guy'...
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Postby rickgrx » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:12 pm

Megaweapon wrote:WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?


How her head has been surgically altered to look like a perfect square no matter what angle it's photographed from?

Seriously, WTF?
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:10 pm

Megaweapon wrote:You could probably have some pretty interesting times with Hitler. Sure, he was a batshit insane genocidal maniac but he'd probably have some fascinating (albeit, twisted and evil) stories.

WTF is Paris Hilton going to talk about? Shoes? Boyfriends? Her STD's?

The choice is clear.


Same for same reasons.
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Postby jeffseadot » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:20 am

It takes a special kind of person to be voted WORSE THAN HITLER.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:05 am

"Not worse, just... less cuddly."
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Postby Aurora » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:03 pm

Oh come on Paris in Hell... how many times would you have to hear "that's hot"
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Postby James » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:20 pm

And you don't even have suicide as a way out.
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Postby traubster » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:09 am

Aurora wrote:Oh come on Paris in Hell... how many times would you have to hear "that's hot"


That's... just too funny

"So how do you like hell so far, Paris"
"It's so hot"
"What do you think of Satan"
"He's hot"
"Do you like the pitchforks they're shoving so violently up my ass"
"That's sooo hot"
"Not every moment can be awesome."
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Postby mabbybaby » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:46 pm

I bet Hitler keeps a tidy room, so I'd probably opt for him.
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Postby Indigo » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:55 pm

James wrote:And you don't even have suicide as a way out.
Aw man that's so true...and depressing to think about. :?

I went with Hitler.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:00 pm

Hitler's cuter.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:43 pm

I'm AMAZED there are 11 users here who can supress their gag reflex well enough.
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Postby X. Ollack » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:50 am

Totally Hitler man. If it's going to be for all eternity, you could have some great times with him. I don't think he would be too evil in a conversation- if he doesn't have an empire to rule over, he will be just zis normal guy, you know? Also, if you're really lucky he might try to take over Hell from Satan, which will be amusing at worst, and at best will get you the hell out of there! (Bad puns are always intended.)

On the other hand, Paris Hilton? Seriously, Paris Hilton? No.

The only reason I would hesitate is that Hitler speaks German and I don't.
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Postby Indigo » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:05 pm

X. Ollack wrote:The only reason I would hesitate is that Hitler speaks German and I don't.

You'd have an eternity to learn. >.>

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Postby James » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:25 pm

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:I'm AMAZED there are 11 users here who can supress their gag reflex well enough.

Maybe it's because they're hoping that she can, too. Or is that where you were going with that, anyway?
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Postby kupo » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:44 pm

Hitler would probably have a semi-interesting conversation with me.

Paris Hilton would make me want to kill her and myself simultaneously. With a sharpened pole.

Hitler, though seen as a mad man, is, in my opinion, intelligent. He wouldn't kill me considering the fact that he seems to prefer mass deaths (and, actually, I don't think he ever killed anyone directly). And, I would also get a chance to curse him out for killing my ancestors. It'd be neat.
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Postby smrq » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:52 am

No time like an eternity in Hell to learn a new language, though. It could be culturally enriching.
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Postby James » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:33 am

kupo wrote:Paris Hilton would make me want to kill her and myself simultaneously. With a sharpened pole.

Hitler, though seen as a mad man, is, in my opinion, intelligent. He wouldn't kill me considering the fact that he seems to prefer mass deaths (and, actually, I don't think he ever killed anyone directly). And, I would also get a chance to curse him out for killing my ancestors. It'd be neat.

I've already been through this: one of the major consequences of being dead is that you can't get any more dead. Killing ceases to be an option once you're in the afterlife, hence my suicide comment.
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Postby kupo » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:15 pm

NO. No...dang you and your logic!!!!!!11onetwofive!11

Okay, Paris Hilton is so horribly irritating that she allows suicide to exist even in the afterlife.

Where do you wind up if you die in the afterlife? The world may never know.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:43 pm

You become a Tootsie Pop.
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Postby James » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:11 am

I got 100% in a module on logic in my Philosophy degree. That's because I kicked the exam's posterior, though.
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Postby jeffseadot » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:07 am

Bah. I wrote something without noticing it had a second page. Forgive me?
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Postby James » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:35 pm

You can delete stupid posts as long as no-one's reponded to them. Too late now, then.
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