chrismachine wrote:holy poopcakes, who are you?
That's what I was thinking too.mulpis wrote:Nice. Best new one in a while, I think.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.

Veepa wrote:I remember reading an old Popeye strip where Olive Oyl was reading a romance novel about rugged rough men, and she wanted Popeye to have rough sex with her or something.. And Popeye goes to think it over, but as he is away she picks up another book about a gentle lover, and she decides she is more into that.. but then Popeye comes rushing in and starts having rough sex with her and she's all like "Wait no, stop.." because she likes the gentle lover now... So, he pretty much rapes her or something.
The details are pretty sketchy.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
Veepa wrote:I remember reading an old Popeye strip where Olive Oyl was reading a romance novel about rugged rough men, and she wanted Popeye to have rough sex with her or something.. And Popeye goes to think it over, but as he is away she picks up another book about a gentle lover, and she decides she is more into that.. but then Popeye comes rushing in and starts having rough sex with her and she's all like "Wait no, stop.." because she likes the gentle lover now... So, he pretty much rapes her or something.
The details are pretty sketchy.
Veepa wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board
Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
kupo wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:I always assumed that Olive Oyl was not wide enough to have a vagina.
She doesn't have ORGANS. She doesn't have jack poopcakes.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
kupo wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:I always assumed that Olive Oyl was not wide enough to have a vagina.
She doesn't have ORGANS.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
When he uses it, you will itch there for daysJiuNoon wrote:catastrophile wrote:Popeye = hung like a mosquito.
So... he has a small prick, but when he uses it, you'll be feeling it for days?
Chrono Crow wrote:kupo wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:I always assumed that Olive Oyl was not wide enough to have a vagina.
She doesn't have ORGANS. She doesn't have jack poopcakes.
I am Jack's poopcakes.
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