dead?

[Troy Powell]

So I googled Troy Powell, And I got this.

[smrq]

Noooooooo!!

[Troy Powell]

It makes you think. 46 years after you die, will your name be used in a popular online comic?

[Chrono Crow]

Eh, he'll pop out someday with his thumbs raised. Just. . . skinnier.

[Alph Tech / STUART]

Winner of the "Most uses of "the Lord" on a tombstone" award

I mean, c'mon, what, was the guy a priest or something?

[kupo]

I think maybe the Lord has more "the Lords" on his tombstone.

[jeffseadot]

This grave shall become a mecca of sorts for Spamusement fans. We shall make yearly pilgrimages, descending upon an unsuspecting town that will have no idea why all these college kids are visiting the grave of some nobody who died 50 years ago.

[Chrono Crow]

Hahaha. The idea of that gives me giggles.

[Channel5News]

Actually, this is a great link too

http://www.throwzini.com/central_us_event_2002.html

Check out the skills of Troy. Lord, no wonder you took Troy from us at such an early age. Lord, with knife throwing like that, surely he doth deserve a place beyond the pearly gates, amusing the throngs with inexpertly tossed kitchen items.

[James]

...an unsuspecting town that will have no idea why all these college kids are visiting...

Hey, we're not all college kids! I graduated several months ago! That said, you'd be forgiven for being confused by my youthful good looks. But you're a stereotyping bastard, you fascist!

[jeffseadot]

...an unsuspecting town that will have no idea why all these college kids are visiting...

Hey, we're not all college kids! I graduated several months ago! That said, you'd be forgiven for being confused by my youthful good looks. But you're a stereotyping bastard, you fascist!

I said college kids because those are the types least likely to be tied down by crap like jobs and children to make the pilgrimage, you goddamn old timer. Your heart might give out during the walk, grampa; why don't you just stay at home in your rocker?

[kupo]

[quote="James"]
Hey, we're not all college kids! I graduated several months ago!...quote]

....LUCKY. I hate you. I hate you for being apparently older than me (or is it "I"? At this rate, I'll never get a diploma...), therefore going into college before me, and leading to you receiving a diploma before me. Argh!!

[Chrono Crow]

...an unsuspecting town that will have no idea why all these college kids are visiting...

Hey, we're not all college kids! I graduated several months ago! That said, you'd be forgiven for being confused by my youthful good looks. But you're a stereotyping bastard, you fascist!

I said college kids because those are the types least likely to be tied down by crap like jobs and children to make the pilgrimage, you goddamn old timer. Your heart might give out during the walk, grampa; why don't you just stay at home in your rocker?

HAHAHA! Looks like James may have a worthy opponent at last.

[jeffseadot]

Worthy opponent? Like in one of those movies where a tyrannical despot rules over a post-apocalyptic city with an iron fist and no mercy, and then some brash new guy comes into town and stirs things up, and all the bedraggled citizens rally behind him because he's going to take down Lord Zuthos once and for all? Is that what this is? Because I am not brash!

[Chrono Crow]

No, but you do have a squirrel.

[bocatek]

I almost threw up reading this topic. Best laff I had in ages!

Thanks freaks!

[supai]

Hey, I am 44 years old! I HAVE kids in college! And I am the one in our family who discovered Spamusement! I got the college (and high school) kids in our family hooked--we can no longer look at a bottle of maple syrup without breaking into hysterical laughter....people at the grocery store think we are insane. They are right.

OK, I re-started college this quarter, so I guess I am a college kid. A really old one.

[kupo]

Hey, I am 44 years old! I HAVE kids in college! And I am the one in our family who discovered Spamusement! I got the college (and high school) kids in our family hooked--we can no longer look at a bottle of maple syrup without breaking into hysterical laughter....people at the grocery store think we are insane. They are right.

OK, I re-started college this quarter, so I guess I am a college kid. A really old one.

When I grow up, I want to be like you! Raising my children to laugh at insanity!

[supai]

Grow up? Who said anything about growing up?

[James]

I said college kids because those are the types least likely to be tied down by crap like jobs and children to make the pilgrimage, you goddamn old timer. Your heart might give out during the walk, grampa; why don't you just stay at home in your rocker?

Oh yeah? Well I get to complain about bloody students using up all my bloody tax money. And I can have a sensible alcohol-free evening followed by a nice early night. Yep, I've got it made.

[jeffseadot]

I said college kids because those are the types least likely to be tied down by crap like jobs and children to make the pilgrimage, you goddamn old timer. Your heart might give out during the walk, grampa; why don't you just stay at home in your rocker?

Oh yeah? Well I get to complain about bloody students using up all my bloody tax money. And I can have a sensible alcohol-free evening followed by a nice early night. Yep, I've got it made.

Things to get James for Christmas (or Chriustmas, if you're going for the British spelling):

Polydent denture adhesive
Soft food
Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (on vinyl)

[James]

And I don't even have to thank you: I can just blame it on my poor hearing and slight dementia.

[kupo]

Grow up? Who said anything about growing up?

!! ARE YOU PETER PAN?!

[Chrono Crow]

Kupo is a strange little moogle. . .

[Theuberhippie]

Moogle?