Impress The Females

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Impress The Females

Postby Dusk » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:27 am

Well, this one is in my top 5 ever.

Wolf shirts for the win.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:37 am

Sexual Wizard!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:43 am

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'.
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Postby Nurvingiel » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:52 am

Ahaha, I love this!! :lol:

The Spooky Finger Wiggling that the wizard is doing makes it for me. :D
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:58 am

Ha ha!! That's really funny, Steve. Good one!

Good golly, though, how early in the morning did you post this? Wow! Drawing spamusements at 2am ... that's dedication!
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Postby traubster » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:27 am

Awesome.
"Not every moment can be awesome."
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Re: Impress The Females

Postby Lisle » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:04 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Well, this one is in my top 5 ever.

Wolf shirts for the win.


seconded. but he'd better not ignore any notices.
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Postby loofah » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:11 pm

I laughed. I cried. It was better than cats! :)
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Postby JiuNoon » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:07 pm

I'm just going to keep believing that my "blue pill :)" comic inspired the inclusion of the tattoo. And I'm going to believe that even if nobody but Laura Bush and Barney stand by me.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:27 pm

This one has a Are you man enough for this quality. And that's one of my favorites by Stevenf. I approve.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:04 pm

StevenF is very much on fire. This is great. The wizard does it for me personally.
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:10 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:The wizard does it for me personally.

Pops 'round every Tuesday to take care of it for you, does he?
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:47 pm

Noone does it better.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:53 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:Noone does it better.


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Postby PonderThis » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:56 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:StevenF is very much on fire.

What? Aiii!!!!!!
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Stop, drop, and roll, Steve!!! Stop, drop, and roll!!!!!!
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:39 pm

When I saw the line, I thought he'd be running women over with a steam roller or something, but... WOLF SHIRT!!!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:57 pm

He looks like he's singing, as though he were in musical about a man burning to death.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:05 pm

PonderThis wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:StevenF is very much on fire.

What? Aiii!!!!!!
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Stop, drop, and roll, Steve!!! Stop, drop, and roll!!!!!!

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I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby chrismachine » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:42 pm

oh man, I TOTALLY think reading that thread gave him the ideas for the tattoo and the van.
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Postby OnlineOrdering » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:38 pm

LOL they're all references to PBF!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:44 pm

OnlineOrdering wrote:LOL they're all references to PBF!


Who referenced an obscure old comic!
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Postby JiuNoon » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:59 pm

But he was inspired by my comic to remember those other ones. Now watch this drive.
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Postby GG Crono » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:14 pm

I want a van like that.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:58 pm

GG Crono wrote:I want a van like that.
I bet this guy lives in his van, down by the river.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby stevenf » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:06 pm

BEHIND THE SCENES

So, I have this big honkin' list of spam subjects, as you might imagine, that I append to every time one catches my eye. Then when I get the time/inclination to do some new comics, I go read the list and pick the ones that seem the most promising.

Usually I don't bother checking the forum to see if one of you guys has already done it, because if it turned out you had, I would feel lame and have to start over with a different line, and that's just time-consuming. Better to forge ahead, unawares!

There weren't really any serviceable puns to be had in "impress the females", so I just decided to draw a generic awesome dude.

As I was drawing him, I realized that he should have a van, and that something should be airbrushed on the van. Almost immediately, the phrase "sexual wizard" popped into my head, and I knew I had to use it. The thing I love most about it is how dumb it is. It's not a "sex" wizard, it's a "sexual" wizard, which, you know, somehow seems less crass.

This then dictated that there had to be an ACTUAL WIZARD on the van, lest anyone think I was suddenly dealing in metaphor. I also remembered a picture that my friend took in Vegas of a machine called the Change Wizard or something that had a photo of a guy dressed up like a wizard in a similar pose. I quickly drew the wizard and cracked myself up. I love his facial expression so much.

The tattoo was a straight-up Crumb reference (sorry Jiu) because:

1. It seemed like something this dude should have
2. I kind of hate Crumb. OK, not hate, strong dislike.
3. I like to put in tiny things like this to see how many of you are paying attention to that level of detail.

The wolf shirt was a given. I was a little nervous about it, because I've done that joke before, and I really don't mean any offense to people who actually wear wolf shirts. My own mother has been known to wear animal shirts on occasion, and I would never diss my mother. I just think they're awesome and hilarious, and absolutely something that our hero would wear in this strip. I decided to up the ante a bit by making it sleeveless.

Those are my notes for now.
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