Impress The Females

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Postby James » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:28 pm

You should have saved all that for the special edition DVD bonus disc.
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Postby traubster » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:15 pm

Haha, how about "Sensual Wizard"?
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Postby km » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:23 pm

stevenf wrote:BEHIND THE SCENES

So, I have this big honkin' list of spam subjects, as you might imagine, that I append to every time one catches my eye. Then when I get the time/inclination to do some new comics, I go read the list and pick the ones that seem the most promising.

Usually I don't bother checking the forum to see if one of you guys has already done it, because if it turned out you had, I would feel lame and have to start over with a different line, and that's just time-consuming. Better to forge ahead, unawares!

There weren't really any serviceable puns to be had in "impress the females", so I just decided to draw a generic awesome dude.

As I was drawing him, I realized that he should have a van, and that something should be airbrushed on the van. Almost immediately, the phrase "sexual wizard" popped into my head, and I knew I had to use it. The thing I love most about it is how dumb it is. It's not a "sex" wizard, it's a "sexual" wizard, which, you know, somehow seems less crass.

This then dictated that there had to be an ACTUAL WIZARD on the van, lest anyone think I was suddenly dealing in metaphor. I also remembered a picture that my friend took in Vegas of a machine called the Change Wizard or something that had a photo of a guy dressed up like a wizard in a similar pose. I quickly drew the wizard and cracked myself up. I love his facial expression so much.

The tattoo was a straight-up Crumb reference (sorry Jiu) because:

1. It seemed like something this dude should have
2. I kind of hate Crumb. OK, not hate, strong dislike.
3. I like to put in tiny things like this to see how many of you are paying attention to that level of detail.

The wolf shirt was a given. I was a little nervous about it, because I've done that joke before, and I really don't mean any offense to people who actually wear wolf shirts. My own mother has been known to wear animal shirts on occasion, and I would never diss my mother. I just think they're awesome and hilarious, and absolutely something that our hero would wear in this strip. I decided to up the ante a bit by making it sleeveless.

Those are my notes for now.

That's awesome. I laughed at it at first, but your description made me laugh even more. The wolf shirt is still my favourite part.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 pm

traubster wrote:Haha, how about "Sensual Wizard"?

With those black black sunglasses, he could be a "Pinball Wizard".
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Postby traubster » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:00 pm

PonderThis wrote:
traubster wrote:Haha, how about "Sensual Wizard"?

With those black black sunglasses, he could be a "Pinball Wizard".


C'mon, man... that's just plain MEAN. MEAN! You don't make fun of deaf, dumb and blind kids.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:16 pm

traubster wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
traubster wrote:Haha, how about "Sensual Wizard"?

With those black black sunglasses, he could be a "Pinball Wizard".


C'mon, man... that's just plain MEAN. MEAN! You don't make fun of deaf, dumb and blind kids.

So you're telling me you're not gonna take it?

Well, I don't care because I'm free.

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Postby bri719 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:58 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Well, this one is in my top 5 ever.

Wolf shirts for the win.



the wolf shirt got me too. definitely needs to be in the Spamusement store somehow. not a real wolf shirt, but a fake Spamusement-y one :)

I couldn't quite make out the tattoo that well, only drawback
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:57 pm

^ Old poster! Stick around!
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Postby Theuberhippie » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:20 pm

Wow.. I was trying to figure out what you were talking about. Then I remembered. There's more than the forum :O



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Postby bri719 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:19 am

Chrono Crow wrote:^ Old poster! Stick around!



hey I try ;)

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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:52 pm

awesome
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:33 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:awesome


Yeah, pretty much.
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Postby chrismachine » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:49 pm

digimonplease is his name.
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Postby James » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:53 pm

chrismachine wrote:digimonplease is his name.

Is that like 'nigga please'?

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Postby DarthCat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:57 pm

James wrote:Oh Christ I'm so street.


I love this phrase right here.

I can see it now... "Ballaz 4 Christ". Word, son.
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Postby traubster » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:30 pm

DarthCat wrote:
James wrote:Oh Christ I'm so street.


I love this phrase right here.

I can see it now... "Ballaz 4 Christ". Word, son.


First off, it's "Word, cuz."

Secondly, it'd be "Ballaz all up in ya all Christlike 'n' such!"
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Postby DarthCat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:32 pm

'n' such? And you're trying to point out why I can't be gangsta?

Wigga, please.

Please don't kill me for having said that... I meant no harm!
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Postby kupo » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:04 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:awesome


I completely agree.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:13 am

I hadn't noticed the tattoo until I read this thread. Also, the "generic awesome dude" vaguely reminds me of Boston music sensation Robby Roadsteamer. Although instead of keep on truckin', he has the orange t-rex statue that's in front of a mini-golf course on Route 1 tattooed on his forearm, which is much cooler.
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:21 am

YOU DON'T LIKE CRUMB? HOW CAN YOU HATE A MAN THAT HAS A THING FOR RIDING AROUND ON WOMEN'S BACKS?
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