EGGPLANT MIKE DISCOVERED IN MALL

by **stevenf** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:54 pm

I find myself in the rectangular state of Colorado for a friend's wedding and LOOK WHO I FOUND at a nearby mall:

He looks so completely depressed, bless him.

by **James** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:58 pm

So are you meant to sit in that chair and stare at the screen that's been forcefully implanted into his mouth? What the hell is it showing?

by **Zombie Protestor** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:40 pm

James wrote:the screen that's been forcefully implanted into his mouth

Probably the reason he's so depressed.

by **Skimba** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:40 pm

sevenf wrote:I find myself in the rectangular state of Colorado

You're in my rectangle? Excellent!
I don't really recommend it.

I don't go to the malls, so I've never seen Mike there. Which mall is it?

by **stevenf** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:10 pm

It is at Colorado Mills, near Golden.

I believe his TV was showing cartoons.

The people here are a little weird, I can't put my finger on it. But South Park suddenly makes a bit more sense.

by **Veepa** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:34 pm

You must've shat yourself when you saw that.

"Spamusement has come back to haunt me!"

You don't need to get worried until you run into Cabinet Sanchez.

by **chrismachine** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:20 pm

hahaha, YES

by **Nik** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:55 pm

by **kupo** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:38 am

Hahaha hell yes!

by **Low-Tech** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:44 am

One of the freakiest moments is when life starts imitating your art..... and you aren't even TRYING for it to happen.

I remember once I was doing a little fiction writing, and had to come up with a name for a female character of mine, so I just took two generic first and last names and stuck em together.

Well, next day at work, got a phone call from a lady who needed help finding records, I asked for her name, guess what it was?

FREAKY.... :shock:

by **Gelatine Cow** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:50 am

Low-Tech wrote:One of the freakiest moments is when life starts imitating your art..... and you aren't even TRYING for it to happen.

I remember once I was doing a little fiction writing, and had to come up with a name for a female character of mine, so I just took two generic first and last names and stuck em together.

Well, next day at work, got a phone call from a lady who needed help finding records, I asked for her name, guess what it was?

FREAKY....

Freaky Shock? That's not a particularly "generic" name...

Oh yeah, Steven F should totally sue. That'll show 'em. That show 'em all!

by **Mimiheart** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:17 pm

You should have put a sign on him with his name.

by **catastrophile** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:21 pm

Or turned the chair around and covered the screen with a sign saying MASSAGE $5 . . . and given him arms, I suppose.

by **apronymaniac** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:26 pm

And you didn't turn the chair around, sit in it, and get somebody to photograph you while you waited for a massage?

by **catastrophile** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:29 pm

*mutter*

by **apronymaniac** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:38 pm

That's weird, I'm sure catastrophile's comment wasn't there when I posted.

:shock:

catastrophile is the invisible man!

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:26 pm

That is just eerie. Although honestly even if there were no such thing as Eggplant Mike it'd still be eerie.

by **Matthew** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:29 pm

That. Isthemostamazingthingihaveeverseen.

by **Dusk** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:40 pm

stevenf wrote:He looks so completely depressed, bless him.

Do you know why, Mr. f? Do you know why??

by **catastrophile** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:49 pm

I blame Sully, that bastard. And . . . OMG THAT'S YOU!!! Dusky, how could ya?

by **Dusk** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:51 pm

LOL
He was just reminding me that I can't stop Preemy Jack.

by **Chrono Crow** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:12 pm

Eggplant Mike: Doing odd jobs for free!

by **Skimba** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:43 am

I don't live too far from there, so if the mood strikes me, perhaps I will wander over there and implement some of these suggestions. Well, at least until security escorts me out.

How much do you want this? Huh?

by **apronymaniac** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:24 pm

The mood will strike you

Either that or the doom will strike you.

by **catastrophile** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:25 pm

The mood only strikes you because it loves you.

Please, take it back, it's empty without you.

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