Guess Who Is Coming to Town

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Guess Who Is Coming to Town

Postby RandomEngy » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:24 pm

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Glad to see a new one pop up on my RSS feed. I hope this means it's back, at least semi-regularly.

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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:56 pm

Given the state of things, this comic is probably supposed to be self-referential, at least I'd like to hope so. It's definitely good to know stevenf hasn't been killed during his wedding in a freak accident involving a vicar and, uh, some penguins or something.

I fail at randomness.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:08 am

Who is coming to town?

OMG STEVENF IS COMING TO TOWN HOW CAN THAT BE?
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Postby James » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:43 am

Sweet Tasting Jonas wrote:It's definitely good to know stevenf hasn't been killed during his wedding in a freak accident involving a vicar and, uh, some penguins or something.

I fail at randomness.

Rule one of randomness: don't use animals or foodstuffs. It's been done before an awful lot. Rule two of randomness: don't bother.

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:OMG STEVENF IS COMING TO TOWN HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

That's stupid Stevenf can't come to town 'cause he's made up and not real and he's just for children because they'll believe anything because they're stupid 'cause, like, no-one older than three believes in Stevenf even my nephew who's a baby knows he's made up really.

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Postby kupo » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:33 pm

James wrote:Rule one of randomness: don't use animals or foodstuffs. It's been done before an awful lot. Rule two of randomness: don't bother.


NO DAMMIT I USE ANIMALS AS A PERSONAL TYPE OF...UM...CATCHPHRASE!

It's always original! It's always a new animal! Presently, it's been LOBSTERS!

Yes. Shush.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:19 pm

Actually it was supposed to be a Clerks: TAS reference.

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Postby kupo » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:10 pm

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:Actually it was supposed to be a Clerks: TAS reference.


OMG I've always wanted to see the animated series. Pssh. I love the movie.
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Postby Jose » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:30 am

Car full of midgets!

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Postby James » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:57 pm

kupo wrote:NO DAMMIT I USE ANIMALS AS A PERSONAL TYPE OF...UM...CATCHPHRASE!

It's always original! It's always a new animal! Presently, it's been LOBSTERS!

Yes. Shush.

The sad thing is you don't know how wrong you are.

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:Actually it was supposed to be a Clerks: TAS reference.

I saw a couple of episodes of that and wasn't particularly impressed.

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Postby Avy » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:06 pm

Big American style disco party!

Everyone is dancing!

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Postby kupo » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:39 pm

How can I be wrong with a fact?!
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Postby doghead76 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:35 am

Hi, I'm new here, afriend directed me to the site, as we seem to have something in common as I made this one for halloween:

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I also called this santas coming to town.. :-) fun pics, I like the idea of turning spam into something _useful_!

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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:46 pm

So, you did this... 3 months ago? 8O

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Postby James » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:05 pm

kupo wrote:How can I be wrong with a fact?!

Wrong as in "licking strangers' faces is just plain wrong".

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Postby catastrophile » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:03 pm

kupo wrote:It's always a new animal! Presently, it's been LOBSTERS!


"It's always a new animal" implies that it's never the same animal twice.

So what does "presently, it's been lobsters" mean? That you've been working your way through phylum Arthropoda and are currently on Palinuridae?

If so, that's not so random. Just so you know.

And are your zoological outbursts accompanied by any sort of educational vignettes? You should take advantage of the bewildered state of the listener and follow up your catchphrase with some sort of fun fact about the animal of the day, perhaps distribute cards with a picture on one side and some statistics on the reverse . . .

A collectible card game! Yes, I can see it all now . . . Kupo: the Animaling!

"Mongoose, I choose you!"

No?

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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:59 pm

The "quick start guide" can just be summed up like so:

Kupo, just shut up and put some thought into it.

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Postby Nik » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:03 am

OMG TEH HOSTILITIES
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby Nik » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:09 am

Promise you'll only fight using large iguanas.
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby doghead76 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:09 am

So, you did this... 3 months ago? 8O


yes...only now it would be closer to 4 months :-)

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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:28 am

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:The "quick start guide" can just be summed up like so:

Kupo, just shut up and put some thought into it.


*cries and rolls away*
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:32 pm

... Why?!
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Postby loofah » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:36 pm

gee... how did I know it would be stuart bumping the thread?


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