You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

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You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

Postby traubster » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:22 pm

You'll notice that this:

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.
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Looks a whole lot like this:

Make Your C*ck A Hammer
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Personally, I liked the original better. But it's still funny. I'd like to see something completely ridiculous, though, like "Who wants to use their penis as a toaster?"
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Postby Nik » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:40 pm

True

But I like the fact that in his attempt, he did manage to make the cue ball hit one.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:00 pm

I'll be honest, I was hoping for originality. That's along the lines of Toilet Lady©. My friend's favorite comic is the hammer one, so recycling it's kinda disappointing. But ah well. You still the man.:)
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Postby James » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:35 pm

Hang on, if I'm understanding you correctly you're implying that the Toilet Woman franchise is a bad thing.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:49 pm

Oh. . . um. . . no. . . not at all. . .

*looks around frantically*

*jumps out of window and runs*
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Postby robin » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:06 pm

Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.
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Postby Rita » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:46 pm

I laughed out loud at this one. I actually thought that the recycling made it more funny.
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Postby apronymaniac » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:53 pm

robin wrote:I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise.


Now why would he want to take a cue from the Toilet Woman franchise, when he could use his penis instead?
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Postby robin » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:40 pm

apronymaniac wrote:
robin wrote:I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise.


Now why would he want to take a cue from the Toilet Woman franchise, when he could use his penis instead?


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Took me a minute, but I GOT it!

Ohhh, what a clever person you are!
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Postby Ste » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:32 am

I like the recycled nature of this one. I'm sure no one would complain if Eggplant Mike showed up again.
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:25 pm

Expectable, but not bad.
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Postby James » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:37 pm

robin wrote:Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.

Of course, to truly live up to the glory of the Toilet Woman franchise he'd have to reuse a cartoon without changing it at all. That requires true mastery.
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Postby kupo » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:55 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
*jumps out of window and runs*


YOU CAN'T RUN YOU JUST BROKE YOUR ANKLE JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW OH NOES!

And, um, yeah, for a second, I was wondering why the picture looked so familiar. I find it funny, though. I'm assuming it's the same guy, too. Like this guy is just way to tired with using his penis in conventional ways.
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Postby robin » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:44 pm

kupo wrote:
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*jumps out of window and runs*


YOU CAN'T RUN YOU JUST BROKE YOUR ANKLE JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW OH NOES!

And, um, yeah, for a second, I was wondering why the picture looked so familiar. I find it funny, though. I'm assuming it's the same guy, too. Like this guy is just way to tired with using his penis in conventional ways.


First off, I apologize for being so stupid that I don't know how to quote just one part of a post.

Second, that guy must have ADD, or be extremely ugly to women because from what I've heard most guys are quite satisfied with what their penises can do...

Then again, he could always just masturbate.

Annd I'm done.
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:44 pm

Or maybe he doesn't know how to work with tools.

Heh, heh. "Tools."
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Postby El Lunatic » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:06 pm

robin wrote:Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.


Maybe... but he reused Troy Powell, too, remember? I'm pretty sure that was before Toilet Woman.
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Postby robin » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:35 pm

Oooh...good point.
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Postby James » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:53 pm

Don't be silly. IT'S ALL MY DOING.
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Postby Edsel » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:34 am

It starts out as innocent.. A recycled image that only the die-hard fans would pick up on. You think to yourself, this isn't hurting anybody.

This opens the door to slackerdome, mister. Pretty soon you're photocopying backgrounds so you only have to put forth the smallest effort -

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You say to yourself, "I can go back to drawing full panels anytime, I just don't FEEL like it.". But soon you find you've slid down a path of no return, until you're in the gutter surrounded by rubber stamps and dried inkpads.

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Postby Desscribe » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:33 am

I was fully expecting the return of Professor Billiards...
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:41 pm

I thought that's where the table came from.
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Postby -Wes- » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:03 pm

Hahahhahahahahah........ ho doggies.... that bunny really was bad! :shock:
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