You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

[traubster]

You'll notice that this:

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.


Looks a whole lot like this:

Make Your C*ck A Hammer


Personally, I liked the original better. But it's still funny. I'd like to see something completely ridiculous, though, like "Who wants to use their penis as a toaster?"

[Nik]

True

But I like the fact that in his attempt, he did manage to make the cue ball hit one.

[Chrono Crow]

I'll be honest, I was hoping for originality. That's along the lines of Toilet Lady©. My friend's favorite comic is the hammer one, so recycling it's kinda disappointing. But ah well. You still the man.

[James]

Hang on, if I'm understanding you correctly you're implying that the Toilet Woman franchise is a bad thing.

[Chrono Crow]

Oh. . . um. . . no. . . not at all. . .

*looks around frantically*

*jumps out of window and runs*

[robin]

Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.

[Rita]

I laughed out loud at this one. I actually thought that the recycling made it more funny.

[apronymaniac]

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise.

Now why would he want to take a cue from the Toilet Woman franchise, when he could use his penis instead?

[robin]

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise.

Now why would he want to take a cue from the Toilet Woman franchise, when he could use his penis instead?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Took me a minute, but I GOT it!

Ohhh, what a clever person you are!

[Ste]

I like the recycled nature of this one. I'm sure no one would complain if Eggplant Mike showed up again.

[Sweet Tasting Jonas]

Expectable, but not bad.

[James]

Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.

Of course, to truly live up to the glory of the Toilet Woman franchise he'd have to reuse a cartoon without changing it at all. That requires true mastery.

[kupo]

*jumps out of window and runs*

YOU CAN'T RUN YOU JUST BROKE YOUR ANKLE JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW OH NOES!

And, um, yeah, for a second, I was wondering why the picture looked so familiar. I find it funny, though. I'm assuming it's the same guy, too. Like this guy is just way to tired with using his penis in conventional ways.

[robin]

*jumps out of window and runs*

YOU CAN'T RUN YOU JUST BROKE YOUR ANKLE JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW OH NOES!

And, um, yeah, for a second, I was wondering why the picture looked so familiar. I find it funny, though. I'm assuming it's the same guy, too. Like this guy is just way to tired with using his penis in conventional ways.

First off, I apologize for being so stupid that I don't know how to quote just one part of a post.

Second, that guy must have ADD, or be extremely ugly to women because from what I've heard most guys are quite satisfied with what their penises can do...

Then again, he could always just masturbate.

Annd I'm done.

[Sweet Tasting Jonas]

Or maybe he doesn't know how to work with tools.

Heh, heh. "Tools."

[El Lunatic]

Wooooo Toilet Woman Franchise Wooooo!

I actually think stevenf took a cue from the Toilet Woman Franchise, and the constant re-representation of her, and decided to try it for himself, but with the ambulance instead.

I think it's quite funny.

Maybe... but he reused Troy Powell, too, remember? I'm pretty sure that was before Toilet Woman.

[robin]

Oooh...good point.

[James]

Don't be silly. IT'S ALL MY DOING.

[Edsel]

It starts out as innocent.. A recycled image that only the die-hard fans would pick up on. You think to yourself, this isn't hurting anybody.

This opens the door to slackerdome, mister. Pretty soon you're photocopying backgrounds so you only have to put forth the smallest effort -



You say to yourself, "I can go back to drawing full panels anytime, I just don't FEEL like it.". But soon you find you've slid down a path of no return, until you're in the gutter surrounded by rubber stamps and dried inkpads.

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[Desscribe]

I was fully expecting the return of Professor Billiards...

[Alph Tech / STUART]

I thought that's where the table came from.

[-Wes-]

Hahahhahahahahah........ ho doggies.... that bunny really was bad!