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Free Alarm system - No Equipment Fees

Postby Robwood » Tue May 06, 2008 12:33 pm

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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Tue May 06, 2008 1:00 pm

The dog is marvelous.
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Postby Jax184 » Tue May 06, 2008 1:45 pm

An alternative would be to have the thief stealing the burlgar alarm.

On a somewhat related note, we have an Officer Burglar here in Vancouver.
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Postby Robwood » Tue May 06, 2008 5:00 pm

Jax184 wrote:An alternative would be to have the thief stealing the burlgar alarm.


Yeah, but that didn't strike me nearly as funny as a pit bull saying"Ding-a-ling-a-ling."
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue May 06, 2008 5:07 pm

I found this comic funny in the ironic way that made me laugh.
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Postby Domarius » Tue May 06, 2008 11:26 pm

Robwood wrote:
Jax184 wrote:An alternative would be to have the thief stealing the burlgar alarm.


Yeah, but that didn't strike me nearly as funny as a pit bull saying"Ding-a-ling-a-ling."
Yeah it's the sinister "deceptively friendly sounding phrase" right before the mayhem, like "Heeeers Johnny!!" etc.
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Postby reo01 » Wed May 07, 2008 7:51 am

Ok, I never, ever wanted a pitbull until I read this strip.
But I only want one I can train to say, "Ding a ling a ling".
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Postby Saltine » Wed May 07, 2008 8:28 am

 perspectiveless downed picket fence section
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Postby PonderThis » Wed May 07, 2008 10:17 am

Saltine wrote: perspectiveless downed picket fence section
They're not the best band around, but they're OK I guess.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed May 07, 2008 10:57 am

I was going to say that Robwood is getting better, he must be reading my tutorials, but he mustn't because I just did one on perspective.
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Postby Robwood » Wed May 07, 2008 6:18 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:I was going to say that Robwood is getting better, he must be reading my tutorials, but he mustn't because I just did one on perspective.


You have tutorials? Where can I find them?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed May 07, 2008 7:15 pm

It's in my sig under "MSPaint Art Site," but I think you'll find the Moderate and Elementry Tutorials for paint helpful.
As always anyone here is welcome to join and upload Paint art to my site.
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Postby Robwood » Wed May 07, 2008 7:22 pm

Saltine wrote: perspectiveless downed picket fence section


I know I should have angled them along the house, but the only way I could do that while keeping the bottoms in line with the hole in the fence was to redraw the pickets, and they turned out quite horribly, so I did the only other thing I could think of.
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Postby Robwood » Wed May 07, 2008 8:02 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:It's in my sig under "MSPaint Art Site," but I think you'll find the Moderate and Elementry Tutorials for paint helpful.
As always anyone here is welcome to join and upload Paint art to my site.


Well, I looked at the perspective tutorial and I decided it's too much work. I just eyeball it.
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Postby loofah » Thu May 08, 2008 2:42 am

Saltine wrote: perspectiveless downed picket fence section

no, no...those two were just much longer. that's why the robber chose them. He has some kind of compelsion complex.
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