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Your power depends on this

Postby madruga » Mon May 12, 2008 2:56 pm

Guess I'm getting addicted on this!

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon May 12, 2008 3:14 pm

So deadpan.

I was expecting the Green Lantern's ring, or Superman's yellow sun, or Fatman's jelly donut.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon May 12, 2008 4:05 pm

What is the unit of power?

Hahahaha.
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Postby Nyperold » Mon May 12, 2008 5:39 pm

So you'll only have power if you work overtime?
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon May 12, 2008 6:07 pm

Nyperold wrote:So you'll only have power if you work overtime?


:?:

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Postby apronymaniac » Mon May 12, 2008 6:27 pm

Yay! A maths/physics joke!
Nyperold wrote:So you'll only have power if you work overtime?
Yay! Another maths/physics joke!
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Postby jvcc » Mon May 12, 2008 9:29 pm

apronymaniac wrote:Yay! A maths/physics joke!

Boo.
apronymaniac wrote:Yay! Another maths/physics joke!

Boooo.

I'm not much for math, so I will need this explained to me in very simple terms. I'm going to try to retake the math placement test for my college tomorrow to see if I can skip the rest of my math-for-idiots classes.
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Postby peavypeavy » Mon May 12, 2008 9:53 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:What is the unit of power?

Hahahaha.



ROFL

my high school physics teacher had a similar joke. anytime someone said, "What?", he said "Joules per second."

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Postby sum yun gai » Mon May 12, 2008 10:43 pm

jvcc wrote:
apronymaniac wrote:Yay! A maths/physics joke!

Boo.
apronymaniac wrote:Yay! Another maths/physics joke!

Boooo.

I'm not much for math, so I will need this explained to me in very simple terms. I'm going to try to retake the math placement test for my college tomorrow to see if I can skip the rest of my math-for-idiots classes.


power is defined as work per unit of time. or work divided by time. or work *over* time.
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Postby jvcc » Tue May 13, 2008 5:26 pm

Still don't understand, but I did test out of all remedial math classes! Whooo!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu May 22, 2008 3:17 pm

peavypeavy wrote:my high school physics teacher had a similar joke. anytime someone said, "What?", he said "Joules per second."


This saved me in a physics electrickery exam today. Joules per second. Q/t. Excellent.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu May 22, 2008 3:30 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:
peavypeavy wrote:my high school physics teacher had a similar joke. anytime someone said, "What?", he said "Joules per second."


This saved me in a physics electrickery exam today. Joules per second. Q/t. Excellent.
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Postby Kerberos » Thu May 22, 2008 6:14 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:What is the unit of power?

Hahahaha.

Kerby doesn't get that joke.

He does get the Spamusement joke, though, because Kerby gets all funny things.

Aside from your joke.
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Postby kzager » Thu May 22, 2008 7:19 pm

Watt are you talking about?
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Postby Kerberos » Thu May 22, 2008 9:15 pm

What am I supposed to think the answer is?
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Postby kzager » Thu May 22, 2008 9:39 pm

What is the unit of power?
Watt is the unit of power.

The answer to the question sounds almost identical to the question.
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Postby Kerberos » Fri May 23, 2008 11:33 am

Oh.

That joke probably has the highest effort-to-me-getting-it ratio ever.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri May 23, 2008 5:24 pm

It's like the peasants' revolution/rebellion/whatever it was called* back in the medieval times in England. I think it was the 1300s. Whatever. Their leader was called Watt Tyler, which must have been great fun.

"What's your name?"
"Yes."
"Really, what's your name?"
"I know."

etc

*In this revolution, the peasants stormed the tower of London, killed the bishop of somewhere and released some prisoners. Take that France, we stormed our bastille 400 years before you. We faltered, though, because the peasants were scared off by a wealthy teenager who made some crazy promises then had them all killed. CONCISE HISTORY IS FUN.
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Postby kvn8907 » Fri May 23, 2008 5:29 pm

MysticalDescent wrote: We faltered, though, because the peasants were scared off by a wealthy teenager who made some crazy promises then had them all killed.

I wish I was a wealthy teenager :cry:
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Postby kzager » Fri May 23, 2008 6:12 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:It's like the peasants' revolution/rebellion/whatever it was called* back in the medieval times in England. I think it was the 1300s. Whatever. Their leader was called Watt Tyler, which must have been great fun.


Wasn't he a second baseman for the Yankees?
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri May 23, 2008 8:20 pm

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MysticalDescent wrote:It's like the peasants' revolution/rebellion/whatever it was called* back in the medieval times in England. I think it was the 1300s. Whatever. Their leader was called Watt Tyler, which must have been great fun.


Wasn't he a second baseman for the Yankees?


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Postby reo01 » Sat May 24, 2008 6:50 am

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Postby Altair IV » Sat May 24, 2008 9:11 pm

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Postby reo01 » Sun May 25, 2008 3:39 am

Verily!!!!!
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun May 25, 2008 4:55 am

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