My wife adores my big dick, and yours?

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My wife adores my big dick, and yours?

Postby fanelian » Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:20 pm

Inspired on an actual SYG line:

My wife adores my big dick, and yours?


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yeah... I already had the statue drawn and looked for a line to use it. This was funny in my head.
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Postby Imnumbaone » Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:23 pm

Isn't the statue of liberty a girl?
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Postby Null » Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:25 pm

Is that Dusk Bringer? When did he visit America anyway?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:13 pm

That's not Dusk. That's belligerent drunk guy.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:00 pm

Difference?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:03 pm

Dusk drinks on the job. Not during functions.
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Postby fanelian » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:59 pm

Imnumbaone wrote:Isn't the statue of liberty a girl?


yes, and a statue! dude must be drunk, huh? :wink:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:05 pm

fanelian wrote:
Imnumbaone wrote:Isn't the statue of liberty a girl?


yes, and a statue! dude must be drunk, huh? :wink:


Everyone's really slow lately. . .
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Postby Skimba » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:07 pm

I like it all.
Also I thought it could be drunk guy asking lady liberty about America's dick...you know...Florida or Cheney or Tom Cruise.
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Postby fanelian » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:11 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:27 pm

Awwww. . . Fan Fan even makes clowns adorable.
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Postby kzager » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:24 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Awwww. . . Fan Fan even makes clowns adorable.


I think she could be more adorable.


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That's much better.
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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:49 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Everyone's really slow lately. . .


Well, as noodle-scratchers go, this one's a dilly of a pickle.

Hmm. Maybe it's a drunk guy is on a statue, saying that he's got a big dick, and asking if the giant statue thinks his dick is big, when really, proportionally, having sex with the statue would be like trying to pleasure a woman with a macaroni noodle.

Is that it?
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Postby Ravenxeo » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:59 am

kvn8907 wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Everyone's really slow lately. . .


Well, as noodle-scratchers go, this one's a dilly of a pickle.

Hmm. Maybe it's a drunk guy is on a statue, saying that he's got a big dick, and asking if the giant statue thinks his dick is big, when really, proportionally, having sex with the statue would be like trying to pleasure a woman with a macaroni noodle.

Is that it?


...............You..MUST be doing this on purpose..

I love the statues confused expression.
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Postby Null » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:44 am

I love fanelian's art. Even with a clown-nose, on roller skates and juggling fire, she's an adorable drawing.

I wonder if her versions of the Heath Ledger Joker, Freddy Krueger, the Cryptkeeper, or Michael Berryman would be just as huggable?

Maybe she needs to draw things that are already cute, like kittens or something.
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Postby fanelian » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:50 am

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Postby Skimba » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:58 am

It's fine, Fan. I completely understood and I enjoyed it.
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Postby Null » Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:12 am

dang it, even farting a huge gout of fire, the drawing is adorable!
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Postby fanelian » Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:51 am

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Postby Null » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:00 am

Skimba is ALWAYS there with the fire extinguisher.

Also, I love the adorableness! I am sorry that is wrong but that...is what I do. As DB himself might say, I'm the GODDAMNED NULL.
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Postby kzager » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:06 am

Null wrote:Skimba is ALWAYS there with the fire extinguisher.


Yeah, the courts made her do it if she ever had her flamethrower on her.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:06 am

This thread is fifteen kinds of awesome. I love it when fanelian juggles fire and cries.
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Postby Skimba » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:19 am

Awww, fan, that's awesome.
:D :D :D
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Postby Ravenxeo » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:41 am

awwww..*also hug*
I got it too...i thought it was cute.
Then again everything that goes anywhere near Fans art becomes cute.

Especially Fan. *pats on head*

Edit: I just realised that the way Fan is talking in that last picture makes it sound like she is about to snap and go on a murderous rampage, screaming 'LAUGH! LAAAAAUGH!'
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:22 pm

the last pic is giving me a 3D effect :shock: either that or i'm having an acid flashback...
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