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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:11 pm

Well if that's not the explanation, than what the diddly is?

As the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped.
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Postby Skimba » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:56 pm

Must...resist....urge...to...mutilate.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....I'm going drinking.
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Postby fanelian » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:01 pm

Hon, I'm sorry, but I can't do more for you, seriously.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:29 pm

Stretchy.

Also, kvn's doing it on purpose. Which is a dick thing to do, but he's like Stuart minus the intellect. Which means he'll go away the moment people stop caring (or stop showing we do, at least).

Not trying to be a hypocrite. Just something I realized.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:30 pm

5-stars because I have a crush on you SECRETLY
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:32 pm

Psst. Skimba. Gif likes Fan. Pass it on.
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Postby Dusk » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:35 am

LOLOLOL
All of this is great.

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:15 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Also, kvn's doing it on purpose.


No, I'm not. Which is all the more sad.

No one listens to me. :cry:
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Postby IanC » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:28 am

Theres no way you are doing this by accident.... no way at all.
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Postby apronymaniac » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:44 am

Well, I didn't get this one either until fan explained it, but, at that point, I did get it. Though I wasn't particularly spamused because drunk guys could say just about any spam line in just about any situation.

I was more amused by the statement 'having sex with the statue would be like trying to pleasure a woman with a macaroni noodle' because of the implication that male sex organs offer more pleasure to women than macaroni noodles. I'm not entirely sure what macaroni noodles are (macaroni and noodles being entirely different shapes) but I think they'd be tastier than the alternative. Especially with parsley.
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Postby fanelian » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:56 am

giantsfan97 wrote:5-stars because I have a crush on you SECRETLY


Awww *Blushes*

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I Have a Crushing foot on you ;)

And, just because the audience asked for an encore... or maybe just because Null keeps giving me ideas:

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Postby fanelian » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:21 pm

apronymaniac wrote:Well, I didn't get this one either until fan explained it, but, at that point, I did get it. Though I wasn't particularly spamused because drunk guys could say just about any spam line in just about any situation.



Yeah, I know it wasn't really a good joke, which I inteded to make clear with what followed, but, seriously, if someone doesn't get that the joke is just bad after it's been explained...
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:58 pm

Fan you should just keep posting drawings in this thread. Or just communicate on this forum entirely through drawings from now on. That would be pretty cool.
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Postby apronymaniac » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:53 pm

I don't know. I suspect that the hypothesis that 'everything is funny when said by a cartoon fanelian who is juggling fire and crying' will be proved wrong almost as quickly as, 'everything is funny when badly written on a photo of an animal' was. Assuming, of course, that it was.

But hey, no harm in finding out, I suppose. Let the good times stop, drop, and roll! :D
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:15 pm

apronymaniac wrote:Well, I didn't get this one either until fan explained it, but, at that point, I did get it. Though I wasn't particularly spamused because drunk guys could say just about any spam line in just about any situation.


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Imnumbaone wrote:Isn't the statue of liberty a girl?


yes, and a statue! dude must be drunk, huh? :wink:


How is that explaining anything?

What the hell is this Spamusement even about?

I keep asking, but all I get are more goddamn pictures. It's like trying to ask someone for directions, but a clown keeps jumping in and trying to amuse you when you really don't want to pay attention to the clown.

This is quickly turning into the least funny Spamusement I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot. :(
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Postby kzager » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:36 pm

... You haven't been reading anything that people have been saying, have you? You noticed the pictures, did you read the text in the pictures?
It explains the joke in great detail.

A drunk guy has somehow got on the shoulder of the statue of liberty and has apparently confused the statue with a male human rather than a 50 or so foot tall statue and is asking the thing that he assumes is a male human about his sex life.

He's supposed to be drunk enough to the point that he's delusional.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:21 pm

kvn8907 wrote:It's like trying to ask someone for directions, but a clown keeps jumping in and trying to amuse you when you really don't want to pay attention to the clown.
It's more like trying to explain a comic to Sarah Palin's youngest child. Now, let's see if you get that joke.
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:59 pm

kvn8907 wrote:What the hell is this Spamusement even about?

I keep asking, but all I get are more goddamn pictures.


can't you just not get it and move on?
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:18 pm

So anyways and all that.

I love this comic and all the followup drawings because fan is very talented and I love her drawings.
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Postby IanC » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:24 pm

PonderThis wrote:I love this comic and all the followup drawings because fan is very talented and I love her drawings.

Yep. Yay Fan!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:39 pm

ALL HAIL TO THE HYPNO-FAN.
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Postby Ravenxeo » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:25 pm

Fans drawings are becoming more and more adorable.

Also...Skimba needs to fix her post a little..
This is...strange looking..
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Postby kzager » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:25 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:ALL HAIL TO THE HYPNO-FAN.

Fan/Skimba '08!

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TSSK!
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:29 pm

draculahunter wrote:... You haven't been reading anything that people have been saying, have you? You noticed the pictures, did you read the text in the pictures?
It explains the joke in great detail.

A drunk guy has somehow got on the shoulder of the statue of liberty and has apparently confused the statue with a male human rather than a 50 or so foot tall statue and is asking the thing that he assumes is a male human about his sex life.

He's supposed to be drunk enough to the point that he's delusional.


Now was that so hard?
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Postby kzager » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:30 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
draculahunter wrote:... You haven't been reading anything that people have been saying, have you? You noticed the pictures, did you read the text in the pictures?
It explains the joke in great detail.

A drunk guy has somehow got on the shoulder of the statue of liberty and has apparently confused the statue with a male human rather than a 50 or so foot tall statue and is asking the thing that he assumes is a male human about his sex life.

He's supposed to be drunk enough to the point that he's delusional.


Now was that so hard?


To point out that people have explained it several times already?

*pinches behind the ear*

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