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Postby GLmathgrant » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:22 pm

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Postby James » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:26 am

The Gigli fan's expression makes him look kind of like a toddler? Subtle subtext?!
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:45 pm

Who likes masturbators^H^H^H^H Gigli!
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:33 am

Mr Unibrow is my hero
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Postby James » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:05 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Mr Unibrow is my hero

What is he doing, though? He appears to be blowing raspberries at empty space, which is usually a symptom of some sort of mental peculiarity. Unless, of course, he can see the viewer, in which case he's making fun of us. He's making me look a fool! I ought to do the honourable challenge him to a duel. Or just wait until he's looking the way and cut the back of his head with a craft knife.
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Postby GLmathgrant » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:23 pm

I think Mr. Unibrow is sticking out his tongue because his drink tastes BAD. :)
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:24 pm

James wrote:What is he doing, though? He appears to be blowing raspberries at empty space, which is usually a symptom of some sort of mental peculiarity. Unless, of course, he can see the viewer, in which case he's making fun of us. He's making me look a fool! I ought to do the honourable challenge him to a duel. Or just wait until he's looking the way and cut the back of his head with a craft knife.


The latter has it's advantages... but I suggest you lure him into a dark alley first so the others don't beat you away with movie knowledge. It shouldn't be too hard to get Mr. Unibrow to go with you, what with his apparent mental deficits.... just offer him cheese. Or popcorn. Movie lovers like popcorn.
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Postby James » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:48 pm

I'm not a huge fan of popcorn. I'll eat it if it's there, but I won't miss it if it's not. For a while a year or so ago I was in the habit of buying approximately half a kilogram of sweets when visiting the cinema, but that unsurprisingly made me feel sick, and – perhaps less obviously – wrecked my tongue temporarily. I think it's all the sugar or something. You end up with a kind of half-numbness not entirely dissimilar to when you've burnt it, only not painful – just annoying and unpleasant.

I love talking about myself, and dammit, you love listening. Deny it if you will, but I'd watch myself when walking down any dark alleys if I were you. By the time you hear Mr. Unibrow's mournful raspberrying, it will be too late.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:02 pm

James wrote:By the time you hear Mr. Unibrow's mournful raspberrying, it will be too late.


I think that's one of the best things I've read in a long time!
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:27 pm

The guy with the cookie is smug about something, I'm not sure what it is, though.
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Postby James » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:28 pm

It's your cookie.
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:31 pm

Oooh oooh ooooh.

James, aren't you supposed to say "biscuit"?
Or is there some difference I'm unaware of?
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Postby James » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:33 pm

Well we call American-style chocolate chip affairs cookies, generally. I can't really tell what that in the picture is; really I was just being consistent with you. I don't know why. Unison with you is an odious prospect. I suppose the comic effect (and it was truly hilarious) would have been lost if I'd started swapping words around. IT'S ALL ABOUT STRUCTURE AND TIMING AND THE LIKE!
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:39 pm

So odious its palatable?
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Postby James » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:48 pm

So no it's yes.
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:52 pm

I don't like the cut of your jib, young man.
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Postby James » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:00 pm

It was an accident. Someone nudged me during the cutting and messed it all up.
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:01 pm

Did you stab the nefarious nudger?
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Postby James » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:10 pm

Part of the erroneous cutting was through his neck. This was followed by some deliberate cutting of his eyes and palms.
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Postby Panleth » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:14 pm

The only thing he'll be nudging now is.. death!

Case closed, boys. Pack 'er up and go home. I've got a date with a fiesty young dame, and she'll give me lip if I'm late. You know the womenfolk. Gotta slap 'em around a bit to put some sense into 'em.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:27 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:I suggest you lure him into a dark alley first so the others don't beat you away with movie knowledge.


"Hey, you! Heathers was shot in 30 days!"
"Yeeah, THis Island Earth was featured in the movie E.T.!"
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:21 pm

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:"Hey, you! Heathers was shot in 30 days!"
"Yeeah, THis Island Earth was featured in the movie E.T.!"


Aaagh! Get back!!! The pain, it's unbearable!!!
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Postby CheapAlert » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:31 am

the gigli fan REALLY reminds me of homsar for some reason.
those who get the reference earn 26+ dork points
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Postby badplantmommy » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:07 am

I've been haunted by Mr. Unibrow for years. Sad, huh? :P

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Postby Null » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:21 am

OMG this topic is...old. Everyone associated with it is dead (except for James who cannot die).

It is sad and yet triumphant.
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