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Postby Portals » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:22 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:portal... portal... portals
its really not much of a mystery

I was busy in my dreams last night killing zombies and saving a locksmith company from some evil people, so I don't think I was in South Dakota... :oops:

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:04 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:portal... portal... portals
its really not much of a mystery


Hahaha good point. Portals, sorry I was jumping in and out of you last night. I mean that in the most innocent way possible.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:58 pm

I had a very boring dream the other night. Someone had created a thread for Christmas avatars, and there were like 5 pages of it. So I started yelling at them because we already have a holiday avatar thread. :roll:
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:39 pm

I had a dream the other night that combined elements from The Dark Knight, Family Guy, and Save By the Bell. So, yes, it was 3 kinds of awesome.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Skimba » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:21 am

I had a great dream that I woke up out of this morning.
I dreamed on was on that new SciFi show "Estate of Panic" and I was kicking ass!
As snakes, spiders, crabs, worms, etc don't bother me, I was raking in.
Then as I was in the final room, working my way out, it jumped to playing WoW, but I was actually my character and the only spamuser there was EJ.
I think it's because I need to kill a enchanter/embalmer/mad scientist tonight.
There were dead bodies we had to crawl around in in my EofP dream, but I think that's a reflection of killing zombies/sleletons/flesh eaters/plague spreaders, etc. in WoW.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:07 pm

Oy, one of these days I'm going to die in my dreams because of you guys. :P
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Postby jvcc » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:26 pm

This is barely spamusement related, but I felt it was weird enough to warrant mentioning. Last night I had a dream that I was in some sort of eatery and Ted Koppel was interviewing me from a TV screen. I was supposed to talk about whether or not news stations should forego using technology like prompters and go back to using paper. This kid in the eatery and I started talking about ice cream, and Koppel became visibly annoyed. I told him to ask another question, but we were already out of time.

I was so upset about the botched interview that I chugged a bottle of rum in some sort of restaurant that sold ice cream, meat and lasagna. I stumbled into a forest and went for a drunken hike. I was walking along a narrow ledge by a fast flowing river when I found a long, thin stick which was forked at the top. It had spider webs on it which were speckled with beautiful beads of water. I accidentally snapped it two. For some reason, this made me start thinking about Chrono Crow. Then I went home and tried to hide the fact that I was drunk from my mom.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:42 pm

AGAIN! Get out of my head spamusement! This dream, all of us spamusers were taking a school course together... not sure what subject or area, but it wasn't supposed to be theatre in any case. Still, our assignment was to make a story set to song and dance. I think Nik, Portals, and other mystery girl, they did a line dance type thing. Other spamusers (again not sure who) did interpretive dance about the old west. THE VERY BEST though was Jemry, he went alone and had a whole musical to perform! He involved all of us, he sang about trying to put boobs on James, he rolled me up into a carpet and claimed to have conquered zombies, he kept pulling Skimba's hair, and I dont even know what else. When I was rolled up in the carpet, it was placed such that my head was still facing out, and I could see directly out of a window to people on the street below. I made scary zombie faces at them and they screamed in horror and then ran up to our classroom to watch Jemry's musical.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:50 pm

I would like that to happen.
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:08 pm

Sounds like Jemry to me. :)

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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:34 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:put boobs on James

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Postby slydon » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:58 pm

Jameswatch!

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Postby James » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:09 pm

slydon wrote:Jameswatch!

Cyberstalkers?
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Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:27 pm

I had a series of dreams last night that were like horror movies. In one of them James and a group of other young men were in a swimming pool. They turned on some big screen TV, and since I knew it was a horror movie I figured it would kill them somehow. James realized this too, so he left and started walking up a long spiral flight of stairs. On these stairs were the bodies of the people who had stayed in the pool. Instead of being upset or scared, he kept making snarky comments at their expense. He went through some door and was trying to tell people about all the dead bodies, but he was still being sarcastic so no one believed him.
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Postby James » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:30 pm

jvcc wrote:James and a group of other young men were in a swimming pool.

Oh god, that's horrible!

jvcc wrote:On these stairs were the bodies of the people who had stayed in the pool. Instead of being upset or scared, he kept making snarky comments at their expense.

That made me laugh an awful lot.
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Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:28 pm

James wrote:
jvcc wrote:On these stairs were the bodies of the people who had stayed in the pool. Instead of being upset or scared, he kept making snarky comments at their expense.

That made me laugh an awful lot.


I also found it amusing once I woke up. Dream James seems surprisingly like Real James.
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Postby James » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:34 pm

But, ironically, he's nowhere near as dreamy.
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Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:43 pm

Hahaha, your sig right now says "Kupo has bad dreams about the breast."
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Postby Portals » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:57 pm

BTW, am I included in the list of names for the sig?

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Postby kzager » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:48 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:BTW, am I included in the list of names for the sig?
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Uh...
Well I see Chrow's name but not yours.

YEAH I WENT THERE CHROW, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
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Postby James » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:09 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:BTW, am I included in the list of names for the sig?

I believe you do, as "Portals".
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:18 pm

James wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:BTW, am I included

I believe you do

If I had more energy right now I'd get a screenshot of that post and slap a big red caption on it.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:05 pm

catastrophile wrote:
James wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:BTW, am I included

I believe you do

If I had more energy right now I'd get a screenshot of that post and slap a big red caption on it.

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Postby catastrophile » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:06 pm

LOL, big red caption fail.
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Postby James » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:14 pm

I see.
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