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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:20 am

OK, I had this dream where Ian asked me to change his user name to "Studs McGee" (I have no idea where my subconscious came up with that) and Portals wanted to change hers to "Muffin" (from here). Only I somehow screwed it up and merged their accounts into a single one with the user name, "Stud Muffin McGee".

Obviously I am insane.

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Postby jvcc » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:52 am

PonderThis wrote:OK, I had this dream where Ian asked me to change his user name to "Studs McGee" (I have no idea where my subconscious came up with that) and Portals wanted to change hers to "Muffin" (from here). Only I somehow screwed it up and merged their accounts into a single one with the user name, "Stud Muffin McGee".

Obviously I am insane.

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Hahahaaaa. :D Stud Muffin McGee is an awesome username.

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Postby catastrophile » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:43 pm

That sounded like a "go ahead," Ponder.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:56 pm

lol, that would make for a fun April Fools joke.

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Postby IanC » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:14 pm

Hah, awesome!
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:19 pm

I call ntw3002

Actually we should all be called ntw, with only the numbers different. That would be totally worth arranging for one day of the year. Or perhaps... one day of every year?

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Postby Nik » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:45 pm

ntw3001 wrote:I call ntw3002

Actually we should all be called ntw, with only the numbers different. That would be totally worth arranging for one day of the year. Or perhaps... one day of every year?


It would take longer than a day to apply such a joke..... though it would be amusing.
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Postby Dusk » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:02 am

It happened again:
I was at a Spamusement party and pretty much everyone was there. It was really awkward for a long time, but pretty soon, people started chatting and the shy ones began to have some fun.
We were in a large dining room of some sort of family restaurant.
Flat beer was being served in those white, flimsy, plastic cups but most people were drinking cans of Diet Coke (?).
I can't really remember specifics. I should have written it down the other day...
giantsfan97 and catastrophile were standing by the back door laughing hysterically about something.. It was strange.. like some people were a mix of their avatars and what photos I can remember seeing.

I was talking to Eviljekyll about the wiki, when Kupo came up and screeched, "HEY!" and gave me a kiss on THE FACE. Unfortunately, she had terrible halitosis and I gagged as she pulled away. I told her she had a breath problem - quietly, so as to avoid embarrassment - but some people overheard and started pointing and laughing.
Kupo started to run out and I remember yelling, "Don't worry! The restaurateur probably has some mints out the front!" after her.
People thought I was trying to be mean to her and laughed even more.

I am disgusted with all of your dream-selves.

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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:10 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:I am disgusted with all of your dream-selves.



Whaaaaat? I didn't do anything! :? :P
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Postby kupo » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:30 pm

I just wanted to kiss you and you said I was stinky :(
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:11 pm

I assume somehow I automatically updated the wiki to reflect the halitosis development, leading to your disgust in me.
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:28 pm

I imagine that's what gif and I were laughing about. SHE TOTALLY KISSED US FIRST.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:50 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:I am disgusted with all of our dream-selves.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:14 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:It happened again:
I was at a Spamusement party and pretty much everyone was there. It was really awkward for a long time, but pretty soon, people started chatting and the shy ones began to have some fun.
We were in a large dining room of some sort of family restaurant.
Flat beer was being served in those white, flimsy, plastic cups but most people were drinking cans of Diet Coke (?).
I can't really remember specifics. I should have written it down the other day...
giantsfan97 and catastrophile were standing by the back door laughing hysterically about something.. It was strange.. like some people were a mix of their avatars and what photos I can remember seeing.

I was talking to Eviljekyll about the wiki, when Kupo came up and screeched, "HEY!" and gave me a kiss on THE FACE. Unfortunately, she had terrible halitosis and I gagged as she pulled away. I told her she had a breath problem - quietly, so as to avoid embarrassment - but some people overheard and started pointing and laughing.
Kupo started to run out and I remember yelling, "Don't worry! The restaurateur probably has some mints out the front!" after her.
People thought I was trying to be mean to her and laughed even more.


This reads like a diary entry written by a madman isolated in a psycho ward for 5 years.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:44 pm

Or an Australian.
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Postby jvcc » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:35 pm

Same thing.

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Postby Null » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:12 pm

I had a dream where I found a newspaper. In the story below the fold, a church group of some kind was going to give a puppy to each member of Spamusement.

Buried toward the end of the article it was noted that most of the puppies were defective in some way--missing limbs, brain damage, blind, and so fourth. Also, none of them could ever be house-trained. Finally, they could only eat very specific grasses, spices, insect eggs, "guzzle gimp" (a kind of gorilla) and sweat.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:48 pm

Null wrote:"guzzle gimp" (a kind of gorilla) and sweat.


Hah! Oh so delicious :shock:
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Postby Dusk » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:51 am

That'sss odd. :|

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Postby catastrophile » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:06 pm

Guzzle Gimp was Magilla Gorilla's porn name.

He was never the same after Japan.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:03 pm

i had a dream last night that i was at skimba and catass' wedding :shock: all of the bridesmaids were dudes for some reason, and skimba wanted me to be the maid of honor :? because i was the only member of the wedding party that knew both of them. i spent the rest of the dream hanging decorations in the trees at skimba's mom's farm house and never did actually get to the ceremony.
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Postby jvcc » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:22 pm

sum yun gai wrote:...and skimba wanted me to be the maid of honor...

Hey, just like that movie with Patrick Dempsey.

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ZOMG! :shock:
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Postby Skimba » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:38 pm

sum yun gai wrote:i had a dream last night that i was at skimba and catass' wedding :shock: all of the bridesmaids were dudes for some reason, and skimba wanted me to be the maid of honor :? because i was the only member of the wedding party that knew both of them. i spent the rest of the dream hanging decorations in the trees at skimba's mom's farm house and never did actually get to the ceremony.

HAhahahahaha...lol.
If I ever did get married, I actually would have a man as my maid of honor and more likely than not, more than one guy as a bridesmaid.
So, not really all that far off SYG...except the whole marriage thing.
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Re: Spamusement was in my dreams!

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:02 am

Bit of a weird one and it's a bit vague.

Basically, there was some telepic style event going down in the 'The Internets' section of the forum. There was a bit of an argument on there and Katz posted something along the lines of that he was happy to join in but if anybody had any objections to it then he'd stand aside for them. Then, some poster called 'Odd' said that it was time for them to decide whether their character was good or evil and accordingly posted some kind of pretty sweet looking drawing of the hero that he was supposed to be and he either looked like Alien or was fighting Alien, something like that. The post was very long and wordy and most people laughed at it, so he made another post.

Like I say, I've forgotten a load of it and its fairly vague, so that's a bit crappy sorry.
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Re: Spamusement was in my dreams!

Postby Null » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:38 am

I was tending bar in the basement of my house. It was about twenty til midnight when Matthew walked in.

“I'd like to have three beers,” he asked very eagerly. I poured beer into three tall-stemmed shallow glasses. It took a little over a can to fill them, and I placed the three in front of him.

“Oh boy,” he said, reaching for the first. “In about ten minutes, I'll be legal to drink these.”

I reached forward quickly and took the glasses away. “I can't let you have these until you're legal,” I said. “It's the law.”

So we waited until after midnight, and he downed all three glasses. He waved and left, swaying slightly. As the door closed I realized he hadn't paid me, but I figured he didn't have any money anyway.

Later, he showed up again, waving a gun made out of paper-mache. He didn't make any threats or demands, just waved the gun around and pointed it. He somewhat drunkenly said he didn't care if I thought he was “a chicken” because a chicken is actually “a plant.”

I explained that a chicken was not “a plant” but that it was “a fungus.” And I thought to myself, Wow, he gets this drunk on three small beers? Amateur.

(Sorry, Matthew, for calling you an amateur but it was what happened. Also, you never paid me.)


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