Sale Online Sharks

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Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:59 pm

I guess I may continue this thread with other spams I get that I think are funny. I'll only post the ones that I think have funny comic potential of course.

(And I'll only post the ones that I'm far too incompetent to draw :roll: )

Here's the first one:
Sale Online Sharks
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Postby GregorR » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:14 pm

Forge your huge love sword

Get oak firmness with women

Make your love locomotive enter her tunnel on a full speed.!

FW: Add dr. to you name
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Postby GregorR » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:29 pm

Anus - Viagra for you!

versus MOM
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Postby GregorR » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:45 pm

She will really choke - believe us it's no joke.

You will feel your manhood in the air.

The blue pill helps avoid the arguments in bed.

Please, talk to Mike

Enter her twat like a bull

Reduce your pinis problems now

Make her obey

Want to have meat python?

Unlock her odorant gates
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Postby GregorR » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:45 pm

Somebody pounding in Pacific Ocean. potboil
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Postby GregorR » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:09 am

Naked maids with vacuum cleaners. toothy
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Postby GregorR » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:56 pm

Turn your outsider to leader
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Postby GregorR » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:58 pm

I think the second one of these absolutely needs to be made, but I don't have the skill.

The hard friend in your pants will look up into the sky.
Prostatitis turned you into furniture, Try Viagra Professional!
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Postby GregorR » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:12 pm

Turning to Google instead of God?
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:59 am

Your manhood will fly like a white dove - independent and free.‏
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:12 pm

Women start laughing when you pull down your pants, Stop it!
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:47 pm

Feminization Hypnosis and Forced FFeminization
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:05 pm

We hae the best alarm-clocks for your small friend down there.
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sat May 02, 2009 10:31 pm

Your pork pistol won't fail
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sun May 10, 2009 10:55 am

Fight Gravity Today
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:34 pm

Hey guys remember me? I like to disappear from forums for excessive amounts of time and then reappear only to post the following bizarre subject line:

Genteel watches for prices you will like.
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:01 am

Pump in your lady stronger obstructionist retailer

Made me go :?
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:56 pm

I taped Mike farting!
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:09 pm

Someone left a mark: 4
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:12 pm

And almost immediately, another great one falls right into my spam bin

If your old watch is killing you, get a new one.
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:15 am

impassiblenesss Make your hammering fantastic synchronize
Every man would give up his brain for a decent size.
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:25 am

oyster perpetual cosmograph daytona
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:01 pm

ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE? PLEASE RESPOND
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:49 pm

Magic berry that will make you look like a princes.
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Re: Sale Online Sharks

Postby GregorR » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:34 am

News for non-jews
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