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[GregorR]

I guess I may continue this thread with other spams I get that I think are funny. I'll only post the ones that I think have funny comic potential of course.

(And I'll only post the ones that I'm far too incompetent to draw )

Here's the first one:
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[GregorR]

Forge your huge love sword

Get oak firmness with women

Make your love locomotive enter her tunnel on a full speed.!

FW: Add dr. to you name

[GregorR]

Anus - Viagra for you!

versus MOM

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She will really choke - believe us it's no joke.

You will feel your manhood in the air.

The blue pill helps avoid the arguments in bed.

Please, talk to Mike

Enter her twat like a bull

Reduce your pinis problems now

Make her obey

Want to have meat python?

Unlock her odorant gates

[GregorR]

Somebody pounding in Pacific Ocean. potboil

[GregorR]

Naked maids with vacuum cleaners. toothy

[GregorR]

Turn your outsider to leader

[GregorR]

I think the second one of these absolutely needs to be made, but I don't have the skill.

The hard friend in your pants will look up into the sky.
Prostatitis turned you into furniture, Try Viagra Professional!

[GregorR]

Turning to Google instead of God?

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Your manhood will fly like a white dove - independent and free.‏

[GregorR]

Women start laughing when you pull down your pants, Stop it!

[GregorR]

Feminization Hypnosis and Forced FFeminization

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We hae the best alarm-clocks for your small friend down there.

[GregorR]

Your pork pistol won't fail

[GregorR]

Fight Gravity Today

[GregorR]

Hey guys remember me? I like to disappear from forums for excessive amounts of time and then reappear only to post the following bizarre subject line:

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[GregorR]

Pump in your lady stronger obstructionist retailer

Made me go

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I taped Mike farting!

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Someone left a mark: 4

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And almost immediately, another great one falls right into my spam bin

If your old watch is killing you, get a new one.

[GregorR]

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Every man would give up his brain for a decent size.

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ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE? PLEASE RESPOND

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Magic berry that will make you look like a princes.

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