The new Spammo 5000 is all up in your business - Touch It!

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The new Spammo 5000 is all up in your business - Touch It!

Postby PonderThis » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:47 pm

Continually edited because I just like changing the subject.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:52 pm

OK, even though I just did that spam line myself, here's a couple that look promising that I can't think of anything to do with:

Wall Street Pulse
Women for your satisfaction!
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:01 am

Some more I got over the weekend:

denumerable isn't blunt
Top Meds Support
Private Medication Tomorrow vigilant
Ordering our health aids at home - lovely.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:53 pm

Rising Stars Equity Report
- anyone a Straszynski fan?
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:49 pm

A couple more:

Penis Enlargement announcement
- I like the "announcement" part. Good comedy potential.

Can you please let me know if you think this is a wonderful project.
- Oh, so many ways to do this one.

Best Generic Professionals
- Heh heh heh.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:28 pm

OK, somebody has got to do this one:

I really can't find out a persuasive reason to reject this.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:57 am

Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!
-- The misspelling has comedy potential.

Re: MBA- qualification & award
-- Hmmm.

Greater control over ejaculation
-- Time for a Watson and Holmes cartoon.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:03 pm

So glad I bought online and saved Cash!
-- ... but it's so obvious.

Fvcking St.Valentine
-- Er, uh. :shock:

Pickl this stock.e. you won't loosed
-- "Pickle" and "loosed" is always a good combination.

Stop Concerning
-- That's it. Just "stop concerning". So many ways to go with this one.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:48 pm

having a lack of energy lately
-- Lots of good possibilities here

st@cks That Rock prestigiate ichthyized interjectional
-- I have no idea, but the line itself is hilarious


-- If someone wanted to do a "double", these two came in at exactly the same time:
Mexican Pharmacy
Canadian Pharmacy
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:50 pm

pungent isn't tavern

-- Whooooeeee! I guess it ain't!
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:29 pm

It supplies us the convenience of ordering health supplements online and delivered to our home.

-- Just got this one in. Wow! "It" is one heck of a whatever-it-is!!
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:15 pm

A couple more just in:

wheezy minion
-- George! Get over here!

Re: fain ting news
-- It sounds spamusing, anyway.

Re: jaco new news
-- Oh, if only that was "taco".
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:29 pm

Swing by this direct outlet and look at what all the excitement is about.

-- Bzzzzttt!!
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:51 pm

Embark on getting health aids in the smartest way.

-- OK, that's it. No more digging holes in the yard for me!
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:25 am

-- A bunch of good ones in this weekend --

omega james bond seamaster - black with black bezel, SS band

Techmabel Customer Support

Re: stormbo und news

Re: rowdy sim news

Re: bake r news

SPUR-M

Only these performance enhancers can leave us feeling revitalized. Cause they are fairly priced.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:43 am

-- Another good weekend --

Sorry we missed you.
The Coming Bull Rally
Popular Pain Medications
anti podal news
Moms: Get that body back
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Postby Matthew » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:44 pm

A long time ago. In a land far, far away.
The edit button was invented! These are good lines and all, but I don't think you really needed to post 20 times. :P
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:12 pm

Sorry, Matthew, this is my subject line thread now!!

OK, some recent spam lines:

for Theodore
-- Too obvious, maybe?

walleum original

Unbelievable Loans made easy

Touchdown Equity Report

SuperNova Stocks
-- Yes!! A new "Stocks" line!!!

Putting The Bull in "Bull Market"
-- This one is funny just all by itself.

it`s Kevin
-- A good generic line.

is ur girl happy or maybe the related How's ur unit going

too many b ills

Maverick MicroCap Stock
-- It's got three guaranteed funnies in ONE LINE! Well, except for the fact that my comics based on these words have never gotten a laugh.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:04 pm

spice is capacious but arkansas
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:59 am

Here's a few ...

You got to know this!
show me your RX bill
I lost 13 pounds in 9 days
navy blue
lifeless invigorating
deodorant cain snuffer
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Postby Matthew » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:32 pm

PonderThis wrote:-- Another good weekend --
Moms: Get that body back


I'm not going to make a comic about it, but..
Image
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:20 am

A few from this last weekend.

ridiculous syrup
blade
mutate
Re: news
Goes to Work After First Dosage



Matthew wrote:I'm not going to make a comic about it, but..
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All I get is "Image Hosted by Tripod", even if I cut'n'paste the URL in a new tab.
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Postby Matthew » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:17 am

Yea... That picture went plooey. I re-posted it when Brian did a comic for 'Moms. Get that body back'
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:17 am

Mmmm... what smells so good? Why, it's fresh spam!

Make sure you read this
Watch for a price increase.....NNOS going to move
You have to look at this! Big things coming!
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:34 am

Finally, some adequate ones (I won't go so far as to say "good"):

quiche sunny
I can come!
I need your help
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