Although most spam at work gets caught by the spam guard and sent to the automated spam bucket where I can peruse it at my leasure, some of it gets past the gates and directly to my personal account. I save those up and once a year or so I go through it to see if I can find anything interesting. Here's a few of them ...
Everyone Require This
Love, Locomotives, and Long DICKS...
Get what you have been missing all your life by clicking here
4 inches today, double up to 8 inches tomorrow.
Be a ceos-with our degree
This is absolutely scandalous
Hot nights are guaranteed
Energy Trading Platform
Naughty and nice, pics all here
Pheromones don't work as well as this.
Destiny In Your Hands
Huge baby-maker is your wealth
Spring weaken your organism. Support it with vitamins.
Link exchange request
A Friend Has Been Searching For You
Man these spammers, really want to get in touch with me personally
Ponder This's Inclusion In Our Global Network
Ponder, meeting schedule.
Ponder, follow-up email.
Ponder This -- You've been selected for the Presidential Who's Who
Plus there was that email from Nigeria from the lawyer who desperately
needed to get in touch with my in regards to the huge estate left by my distant relative, Andrew This. But I'm not going to post that subject line, as I am currently following up in order to get my fortune ... let's see, all I have to do is pay a few minor transaction fees ... Hey does anyone have a few thousand bucks I can borrow?