The new Spammo 5000 is all up in your business - Touch It!

[PonderThis]

Cleaning out spam is technically work, isn' it?

Add the title "College graduate" to your resume
lightener
hoodwinks
whoppers
4 free pills with every order
73% off for hanson
Enjoy a new car, no matter what your credit status
Details you asked for.
Forget about ED
Get more flesh on your pole
Explore her deep hole more

Well, that finally finished off April!

[PonderThis]

Here's May and even into June ...

punkier
Beautiful naked women waiting for your company
Apply for $2,000 to $15,000 unsecured personal loan
We talked on the web
Take control of your life now
farmer get up suddenly from a lying or sitting position ...
Go Paperless with Jonas!
Update your Penis
compute uncurled
empurple memorizer
timestamping extremal
Navigating the Ever-Shifting Threat Landscape
Crush Calculator
paten geopolitics
taking, and the amount you have been taking every day, your buck
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headlessness dice
A DUI is not the end of the world...
Is yours Below 5 Innches Long?
If you have erection problems
Your Approved!
Love items
penguin lambast
subaquatic reply

[PonderThis]

A few more from June:

movie theaters
windows movie maker
Die Arbeit
Please confirm your request to join ottomantex
You can do it
Corruption in US Senate beyond control
Time is Running Out for Next $10k Scholarship
Very discrete shipping and billing

I think the use of "discrete" in that last one has promise.

[PonderThis]

Here's one last one from June:

Forgot about Weight

Next up: Wading through the Spam of July.

[PonderThis]

dang it, some automated spam generator found my company's domain name in July, because the spam box is full of bogus backspams. Well, I've found a few lines in amongst the thousand of failure notices:

That's great!
Make easy money faster
Bush Claims He Has Supernatural Abilities
New job alert: Specialist / Senior Specialist
Jay Leno refuses to quit
Raw video of Paris
The Breasts Of Lindsay Lohan
Vulcan!
Daughter sets dogs on millionaire father
Hurricane Dolly causes millions of damage

[PonderThis]

Will I find any good lines amongst the backspam? Well, maybe one or two ...

Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney
Evidence Suggests The President May Be Drinking Again
Michael Jackson strikes again
The Beatles - Back Together Again
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman

[PonderThis]

Swimming through the backspam is like swimming through "The Great Pacific Garbage Patch" ...

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Unveil New Alert System
New National Anthem Proposed By Bush
Arnold Says im Gay Too!
Battle Of The Butts, J Lo V Britney Spears
Theodore Roosevelt Was A Gay Man
Woman found with bottle in vagina
Man killed by flying cocktail glass
descartes libretto describes embroidery couscous
New Ford models sneak previews
A building that melts
Re: Please fill in the evaluation form
Employer has questions
When things go this awry
Tony the Tiger up for bidding

Finally! I've finally cleaned out the spam bucket! I'm up-to-date bee yatches!

[PonderThis]

Keeping on top of the spam box for now. The last few days have yielded the following ...

Likely destination to travel
Protecting Sensitive Data
Finest igor suggestion
Best kirk suggestion
Learn Proven Methods to Contain Server Sprawl
Your must be strong

[PonderThis]

Here's a few ...

Supporting the Enterprise With Trusted Data
Reducing costs through Consolidated Operations Man...
A friend has sent you a McDonalds Gift Card
Marvin and Britney to share ward
Britney Finally Passes Rolling Stones Audition

[PonderThis]

Well, well, well. In the last few days since I last cleaned out the spam box it's gotten over 800 messages. Of course, the vast majority of it is backspam, but I've gleaned some wheat from the chaff:

ED?
ED is nothing more
Forget about ED
Drug for erectile dysfunction
Your must be strong
Pleasure land
Are you hard?
Anal Movies
How to get all the action
How to become men from Mars
Drive her crazy
Target Rewards
Baby Samples
Good solution
Never Pay for Detergent Again
But testament
Sensitive Data: People, Process, Technology
Select World Show Kicks Off TODAY

[PonderThis]

I suppose I should wade through the last couple of weeks of spam ...

Реклама для Вашегo бизнеса
Порядок оформления разрешительной документации на строительство
Your requested article is here
Oprah's Superfood of the year!
Amazing nights every night
Generate interest in your body
She smiled at me hornily
Smash all records with your organ growth
Double the size of your wand
Elongate your rod by 2 more inches
Swing a larger club today
Assert your male superiority
Women love big and thick ice cream
They gave me an olympic medal for lasting so long
Give the girls a huge one
Astonishing! Please take a look.
Group Sex
When inches make a world ...
You'd be half crazy not to do this
Special video for duncan
Virtualization, Automation and Databases
Friday Select World Results
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Get a 12 Cases of Soda When You Vote for Your Favorite
porno Interesting for sanchez
Baby Samples

I usually don't show the full reject notices anymore from these spammers who keep using our company as their return address, but this one is funny taken as a whole:
WARNING. Mail Delayed: Be tough as nuts

Oh, I like this one:
On-Premise Email Management Challenges from "Messaging & Collaboration eSeminar". Oh goody, maybe they can tell me how to suppress spam from people like themselves ...

[PonderThis]

OK, it's been a month or so since I've cleaned out the old spambox. And let's see ... I have 4,473 spams! OK, let's see if I can find a few worth mentioning ...

Защити свою идею! (Protect your idea!)
81% goods
WHAT A BLESSED DAY!!!
Via.gra Email from ED.
Maid in HK court aafter sex with boss's teeenage son
Forget about failures in bedroom for 3 months
Acai Hits the Media Spotlight!
Have you seen this chemists?
guaranteed to work
sexy songs Shocking for arnold
Re: more
Re: answer
The incredible pet nail trimmer
Special treatment for your loved one
Where Dreeams Come True...
you sweet cat...
from sweet cat
Rebate Processor Position Easy Work Great Pay.
Get your Nursing degree online
When his wife is angry with you at night
The hardness factor is important
Rock hard with ease
Power up your arousal and sax drive
no drive

Only got through the first 500 when real work has intervened. Well, the rest will have to be some other day!

[PonderThis]

Finally, up-to-date again. Atsa lotta spamma.

You can do it
Scientific breakthrough in solving male problems?
Big Tits
Bouncing Boobs
When your enhancing dreams come true
Teddy's Newsletter
Want to be satisfied tonight? Ask us ho w!
We'll teach you how to behave in bed.
Lesbian Teen Hunter
$70,000 in 4 months! Join The Team That Wins
Say goodbuy to bad state
Best improvement advice from Canadian Sites.
Make all the girls in the neighborhood long for you.
Our special proposal for xmas(viiiaaagggrrraaa plus...
Nice girl? Hard boner
Read hundreds of testimonails of millions of men around the globe.
Git more and better seeix
What's your wife's favorite time-spending?
Get ALL or nothing
Office Slut Works Hard
Wanna drop a stick?
You have the power to enlarge
Up to 1500 in your account now
Which Data Has Business Value?
Advanced Presence Management
Maximizing the Benefits
Are All Blade Systems Equal?

[PonderThis]

Meh. Not too much lately in the ol' spam bucket.

Brand items and dirty cheap price
Warehouse Clearance is ending
Security: New Hurdles
Borrow the monkey your business needs.
It's almost time for the Fall 10k Scholarship Drawing
If your tired of struggling to make ends meet
A Winning Approach Using Virtualization
The worlds smallest waterproof and rechargeable electric shaver
Casinoo Subscription

[PonderThis]

Here's a top sampling of the latest:

About Kevin
Your no-cost ACCU-CHEK meter is just a visit away
Today at 1pm ET: Staying Competitive with Blackberry
$10 Per Lead
Spooky.......open the picture first
Independent Analyst Discusses Service Improvements
Do You Have Granular Control?
Acai Berry named #1 Super Food !
Benefit of Real-time Data
Stop Social Engineering Attacks
How Your Peers Are Working with Blade Servers
Предлагаем оформить документы об образовании (We propose to formalize the documents on education)

[PonderThis]

Time to dredge the spam bucket! Haven't done this for a while so maybe there'll be a few good ones ...

Jane Lost 15 pounds in 5 Weeks with Tea
Buy the Blanket you wear, get a Second for $0
The Recessionproof Business Opportunity
Medication discount.
CONTACT HIM TODAY!!!
Turn Your Data Into Revenue and Profits
Lower your monthly electric bills
Study the Secrets of the Human Body.
instructions from customer service
Charity Project Proposal.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Attn;My Name is Mrs James Brown
She sucks up to 9 inches
VERY IMPORTANT
SECURE YOUR LOAN NOW!!!
Get an additional source of energy dead shake
Are you missing in action?
Come to us, we need you
Remember me? From bar
Will you join us?
Every girl dreams of a well hung man
Best girl-digging skills
Live One Dollar Jewelry Auctions
Bigger wives' best friends late bye (sent by Guerra Tolerantly)
Work for you
BUSINESS PROPOSITION
debtors unvocalized twiddles tiimeservers
Increase tissue volume
Help me plz
GOOD NEWS
DIPLOMAT IN THE UNITED STATE
I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU
Get cool text services
FINAL NOTICE
Customer alert
The Mystery Sale Event - Save 20%, 25% or 30%, 3 Days Only
Is payday too far away? Make it happen tomorrow
I AM SEEKING YOUR CO-OPERATION UGENTLY
Monitor More With Less
PAYMENT
Fun for Couples
President Obama has now made free grants available now ...
Combat Growing Email and Web Threats
Marshall, can you make it?
Get your bikini body ready for the beach
Joint Pain Solutions
obesity. It may even
Unbeatable loving skills for you
Turn from sparrow to eagle
The next level of enhancement formulas!
Get 3 big hybrid tomatoes as our gift to you
Grow tomatoes as big as grapefruits

[PonderThis]

Here's a few of the latest:

You'll surprise her with your Hulk
Increase your lovetool
Become her megadriller
Every woman will be willing to share her bed with you.
CALL ME
I was funny, let's repeat?
Watch It Now
Our department secret party
Order Online from your Favorite NJ Restaurants
How Emerging Technology Helps You Compete
CARTELES ENROLLABLES (WINDING POSTERS)
How Mobility Boosts Profits
Superior Tag Heuer watches for a dime

[PonderThis]

Let's see what's been silting up the old spam bucket lately ...

Use mind to improve your fang
I HOPE YOU GET MY MAIL THIS TIME
Woman asks your number
Dynamite instead of wiener
I saw your work, need to talk
Give her 3-hour hot rodeo
I taped you and that lady, want me to continue?
Join the Security Revolution
Inner meeting about stealing in an hour
Kevin Prince Discusses Saving Money In 2009

... improve my fang?

[PonderThis]

Although most spam at work gets caught by the spam guard and sent to the automated spam bucket where I can peruse it at my leasure, some of it gets past the gates and directly to my personal account. I save those up and once a year or so I go through it to see if I can find anything interesting. Here's a few of them ...

Everyone Require This
Love, Locomotives, and Long DICKS...
Get what you have been missing all your life by clicking here
4 inches today, double up to 8 inches tomorrow.
Be a ceos-with our degree
This is absolutely scandalous
Hot nights are guaranteed
Energy Trading Platform
Naughty and nice, pics all here
Pheromones don't work as well as this.
Destiny In Your Hands
Huge baby-maker is your wealth
Spring weaken your organism. Support it with vitamins.
Taxes?
Link exchange request
A Friend Has Been Searching For You

Man these spammers, really want to get in touch with me personally ...
Ponder This's Inclusion In Our Global Network
Ponder, question.
Ponder, meeting schedule.
Ponder, follow-up email.
Ponder This -- You've been selected for the Presidential Who's Who

Plus there was that email from Nigeria from the lawyer who desperately needed to get in touch with my in regards to the huge estate left by my distant relative, Andrew This. But I'm not going to post that subject line, as I am currently following up in order to get my fortune ... let's see, all I have to do is pay a few minor transaction fees ... Hey does anyone have a few thousand bucks I can borrow?

[PonderThis]

My periodic spambox check reveals ...

Mistakes in your work
Products to treat your specific diseases
What does this crap mean?
You are selected for grooming
Swift action required
Making Wi-Fi Healthier
Look sharp and fit by losing weight
Furniture Sale Extended 24 Hours!
Your car accident news
How can I find this?
Sending you a material
Come to our place
We go bowling
Follow up, Save on Staffing Costs
Satisfy your Lady like never before
Dearest in christ Jesus,
I compared their profiles and
WILL EXECUTION
YOUR ATM CARD IS READY.
Maria invite You

[PonderThis]

Wow this is embarrassing, it's been over a year since I posted any subject lines! Well, I've started wading through the old spam bucket and found a few choice slops ...

Learn great techniques in photography school.
The Green Tech Explosion is the Future
Browse through our new dating portal
Start your Medical Billing Career Today
Urg3ntSt0ckAlert
Cut Costs and Improve Productivity with Sales Force Automation
Ever Dreamt of becoming a talented chef?
Get an iPad before your friends do
swa newsletter
for chavez
The Bull Bear - Market Top?!?!?
PLY: We are ready to say yes for up to $1000
Read & Kindly Respond..
Cody Lynch
Webinar Reminder and iPad Promotion
UNBEATABLE LOAN OFFER
With our watches precious minutes will go slower.
Charity Offer
RE: Termfinder
New Cash Register Technology
{Spam} WE ARE SORRY FROM UNITED NATIONS
YOU ARE BLESSED
Hoping to hear from you
If your old watch is killing you, get a new one.
Are you spending to much on your search engine campaigns?
CD56 Antibodies for Immunohistochemistry from Exalpha ...

[PonderThis]

Please read and get back.
Mutual Trust
New Cash Register Technology
Sale time, ray, Save 80% right now Azaogy
You're Hired! Make $250+ a Day (email from Work From Home Officer)
Your old watch doesn't match your style? Get a new one.
Fire `your boss and `work from home `today, Here’s how
Bark.Off™ Double Offer
East Coast Quarter Horse Association update
Dear hoffmanr, You can pay 75% less Sunuzukuo
PRO AM Bake Sale and Silent Auction Details
Hello, nguyen. 80% off till July ueolidiha
WINNING NOTIFICATION
Grant Compensations
rom The Desk Of Dr Frank Johnson.+++
Twit 43-98
Please note!
RE: Love traveling?
***£1,500,000,00 GBP***
Hey holts, get 80 percent OFF
Lucky day for craig! 75% off only for you
Protect your family and home now.
Ght stuff in shop windows, or a beau
LOAN OFFER!!!
ASSIST ME PLEASE
MY GENEROSITY ENDOWMENT TO YOU
PROPOSAL FOR PRIVATE BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION

[PonderThis]

You can afford so many watches you will lose track of them
30.4.2010 Discount #668936
Special for dean 75% off
Gooday
The whole world has already recognized our watches.
I Crave your Indulgence
User craig, Get your 80% off today for home bed Sovereignty first
Travel like never before
View matches
Come to see my photos!
13 Questions to Ask
Qualified Leads Source
YOUR SCAM COMPENSATION
A Note from Jigsaw
Hallo, dear walsh. Click, if you like 80% discounts. Language
Hallo, dear jacobs. Click, if you like 80% discounts. Panoramic important hills award
Howdy, norman! Today you get 85% Cash-Back List parties at broke
Bitten by the travel bug
To God Be The Glory
GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
GOOD NEWS!!! YOUR PROMPT REPLY.
READ AND REPLY ME
STOP CONTACTING
Warning: Stop all further contact.
Legitimate work at home job
Office Of The Director
Use the same technique
Check out the new one
Easier way
Your cell's busy all the time
Drama is awesome
FBI SCAM ALERT!!!!!
3YQX-F785
Language Learning Secrets Revealed
From Dr Musa taofeek.............................
Reply via Website
Help your man's function
=-*MAKE WILD THINGS IN BEDROOM!*-=
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION VALUED AT US$4.6 MILLION
YOUR DELAYED FUNDS/ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE???
CAN I TRUST YOU?
URGENT: READ THIS EMAIL VERY CAREFULLY.
IN NEED OF YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE !!!
MAIL ME BACK
Please Clarify.
Order To Australia
Come Clean Mr. President
Major Brands
Smoke Anywhere
Starbucks at your door. Explore the possiblities
File
Clash of the VoIP Titan
Did you miss me?
Will giant eye sculpture lure tourists?
Solar cells coming to windows?
Diplomatic Agent arrived to your city is stranded.
Secret of being stylish for little money.
A Devoted Person
Your Score May Have Changed!
You are a Scam Victim

[PonderThis]

Seems to be a larger than usual quantity of halfway decent sexual innuendo in this batch.

From Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT)
Bank Project
Your new life is a click away
`Healthy `Blood from `Wearing this `Bracelet
Herbal Science Revolutionary Breakthrough
Get a timepiece you won▓t be embarrassed of.
Trinity E-Bulletin
counts. Take it up to 70%
Sculpt great abs fast!
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, UNITED KINGDOM HEAD OFFICE.
Beautiful watches that seam expensive, but aren▓t.
Get laid right here right now
Secret of lasting mating
College girls gone wild in Cancun
Make your lady happy now
Give her more every night
Take this and music to get pumped to
Your longer tool satisfies
Hot news
Get your length increased easily now
Crush the Evils of Systems Management
Grow longer and longer
Official Notice
Prove your manhood
Dear beloved one in Christ,
Hilary Duff topless pics
Its crazy enough screwing her
Yo, halen, deep discounts await you. music
[ SPAM 18.5 ] Try your luck online today!

Man, it seems like it was just yesterday that we were all talking about SPAM 17.0!

[PonderThis]

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
PLEASE KINDLY VIEW THE ATTACHMENT
REQUESTING A DISCREET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.
!!THIS TRANSFER CAN BE EXECUTED PERFECTELY
CONFIRM IF YOU ARE THE OWNER OF THIS ID.
I've got it!
Treat as urgent!!!
Grow Longer Fuller Lashes
Mr. ellis, we offer 80% off. witnessed Juan
Have a Good Weekend?
New products this week w/free airmail shipping and 15% discount
Better Credit Card Processing Rates
unlock any woman with ease
Awesome special news!
Never Search for a sharp knife again
Penetrate her deeper.
I appreciate your past effort
Say goodbye to the 5 signs of aging hair!
Clash of the VoIP Titan
Impress your clients with a business phone
Hi. What are you doing?