The new Spammo 5000 is all up in your business - Touch It!

[BoogeyManXX]

Continually edited because I just like changing the subject.

Current Title translates as "Discounts on spam with the highest quality in Moscow".

discount on spam of a high quality in moscow.

[PonderThis]

More Fun More Spam More Fun!

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RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline
Will You Provide a Thanksgiving Meal?
Learn Professional Photo Editing with Photoshop
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Update on Impending Payment Reports
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Re: UNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET (ID: 785148479)
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A Note from data.com contacts by Jigsaw
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Just-In-Time Manufacturing: Our Best Practices Guide
Fwd: Re: Sick George Michael cancels shows
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RAGUEL TIPTON wants to be friends on Facebook.
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Lists for all the Industries - 2012
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The Forrester Wave: Web Content Management For Online Customer Experience, Q3 2011
Re: Your Flight Order PA12-772176
Flexible nursing degrees.
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The No Brainer Budget Item for 2012
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Fwd: Photos Thanksgiving
Permission Pass Letter
Eliminate the rolls caused by regular bras
750 is an Excellent Score
Life insurance for everyone
Sponsor a Child & Receive a $25 Gift Card
House Passes Bill to Stop EPA Regulation of Farm Dust
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A Loan That Fits Your Budget
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Connect With the Nursery!
PSE Paperless Bill Notification
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Save 88% on Premium Cigars - Perfect for XMAS!
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Tell us how much you want to save on auto insurance
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Learn a New Language before 2012
Need a new office phone system?
Taken Zoloft?
Love Video Games? Ever wanted to Design Your Own?
Earn your certificate in massage therapy!
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Agile certification course
View My Thoughts on Extension of Payroll Tax Cuts – Video Attached
Shop top-rated copiers
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Learn a New Language before 2012
Learn how you could study ultrasound technology
New Xbox Wii PS3 at over 90% off retail
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Obama's New Year's Resolutions
Easy-to-Manage Phone System
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Take classes online to earn your Doctorate.
Fun Retro Handset - 50% off!
Research Psychology programs in your area
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We have a Facebook
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Happy New Year from Altravita, Moscow!
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[PonderThis]

Feather Hair Extensions - 67% off
Earmuff 4-Pack - 50% off
Beer Connoisseur Magazine - 63% off
Eliminate Weight
Check rates and calculate new payments.
Computer education programs near you
Easy-to-Manage Phone System
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Statement: Trim fat confidently
Tailor your moving plan to your budget
News from Parkway Plastic Surgery
Print Coupons for Betty Crocker, Cheerios, Purina & More
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Financial relief is a click away!
No more tallying time cards
Bad economy allows for lower auto insurance rates
Exact Software is pleased to announce a New Referral Channel Partner Program
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Merchandise Liquidation
Enhance your skills with a nursing degree.
Homeowners Urged to Refinance. Calculate New Payment
Transfer Your Balance to a 0%APR VISA Credit Card
ezmlm warning
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Tax_Refund.zip
Webinar on: Legal Outsourcing: Ethical and Legislative Issues
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That last one looks like it'd make for a good sequel to this comic.

[PonderThis]

Professional Announcement
Improve your career with new Microsoft skills...just $99.99
Performance Reviews - "Black Swan" Event! - (Hint: Highly Unexpected)
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Industry / Popular Lists 2012
A Job for You
Taking stock of technology spending (Survey)
2.65 fixed-rate update
Which goals for IT are worth pursuing?
2012 Stars and Stripes and BIG A
Frosty Without, Glowing Within
Find out more on Medicare plans
Twelve Minutes
Flowers - 60% off

[PonderThis]

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Get a new smile with Lumineers.
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Agile certification course
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Don't miss the historical low refi this time
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Email Lists 2012
Which IT priorities lead to the biggest gains? (Survey)
Re: Fwd: Wire Transfer
Can i place your info on our site?
Can i place your contacts on my twitter page?
Choose Your Bible
ezmlm response
Can i place your video on my site?
Complementary Report: The Forrester Wave for Web Content Management
Append The Missing Information
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Follow Up
Statement: Answers Today About Senior Living Options
mon email a changé
Mon email à changé
They Said It: Obama's Decision To Kill Keystone Reflects Broken Promises
Issue 1.19.2012 - 7 Business Trends; Handling Human Resouces; Prevent Security Breaches
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FedEx, Shipment Notification
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2012 Medical Billing Info
ACH transaction failure report
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Ceramic non-stick frying pan
2012 Equipment
The Perfect Checking Account - Just for You!
Re: Scan from a Xerox WorkCentre Pro #68953107
Global Legal Outsourcing Buyers Panel Discussion - 27 Jan 2012
Big Savings on New Cars
2012 Classes Await
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The 2012 Missions Conference Begins Today
Marketing Lists 2012 & Email Appending
The Seven C's of Web Content Management - Analyst Research
Setting up new hires is a pain

[Judas Maccabeus]

Mon email à changé

The Academie Francaise is not going to be happy when they see this one.

[PonderThis]

Heh. Those Academie guys are never happy with anything.

Every now and then I translate foreign language spam lines I get. This one has potential:

１０００款年货轮番出击，超值折扣，全场商品２折，疯抢狂潮！！！

1000 New Year turns to attack, premium discount, the audience commodity 2 fold, berserk frenzy! ! !

[PonderThis]

A few more foreign language spams selected more or less at random from the pile:

从技.术走.向管.理——研.发经.理的领.导力.与执.行力----韩锐锦
From the technology. Intraoperative go. To the tube. Management - research. Made by. Reasonable lead I. force with enforcement. Line force ---- Rui Han Jin

Спасибо за Ваш вопрос Thank you for your question

Продаю земельный участок на берегу речки. Пляж, Баня!
Sell ​​the land area on the banks of the river. Beach, Bath!

〖销★售★精★英〗ia875uy [Marketing ★ sale ★ fine ★ English] ia875uy

I like how that last one brags about their English in Chinese.

[PonderThis]

Spam of the last week or so ...

1 Tip for a Tiny Belly
100 Strong - Join the Celebration Choir!
2012 design program info
2012 PI Disability Info
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A Job for You
Access confidential dealer prices on patio furniture
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Ay-up!
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Business Contact List 2012
Cheat Sheet: Facebook Keyboard Shortcuts
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CRM vs. Marketing Automation
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Eric Holder Must Go -- Sign Our Petition
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found you
From BBB: your urgent response is required
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got those pics for you
Has Your Software Provider Stopped Developing?
Healthcare Specialist Database - 2012
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hi sweetie
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I saw your profile
i`m online now...
Important Pepperdine University Research Request
IRS Funding Delay's
Issue 2.2.2012 - 10 Small Biz Fundamentals; Tablets for Multisking; Renting Office Space
it`s me again
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loan offer
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my hot pics
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Please verify your SPAMCO info.
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Quality Leads 2012
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RE: I am headed right for the top
Re: its funny how the tables have turned
RE: Re: I AM FREE NOW
Re: got those pics for you
Re: hey honey
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Re: hi sweetie
Re: I saw your profile
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RE: RE:This thing changed my life
Re: SEATTLE TRAFFIC TICKET
Re: want my pics?
Re: your profile
Re:RE: Make yourself some extra money.
Ready to feel like a new man?
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The Photoshop Anthology: 101 Web Design Tips, Tricks & Techniques
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Webinar on: Getting to Grips with Outsourcing your Legal Services Offshore: The A-Z of Negotiating, Enacting and Managing Outsourcing Relationships
Welcome!
What goals should big IT initiatives have? (Survey)
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Your SPAMCO account needs update.
Your Website

And now for some random foreign spam translations ...

Горячие цены и предложения февраля от компании "Глобал Трейдинг"!!!
Hot prices and supply in February from "Global Trading"!

中国企业为何普遍存在执行力差的情况？s234 Chinese enterprises is why the prevalence of poor execution? s234

应对策略与有效调岗调薪、解雇辞退及违纪问题员工处理技巧aryuksi
Coping strategies and effective tone Kong salary, dismissal dismissal and disciplinary problems for staff on handling skills aryuksi

[PonderThis]

This Week's Subject Line Export of Folder 'Spam'
2012 Inventory Clearance on iPads, MacBooks, & more up to 90% Off
2012: Home Warranty 101
40% off sweets for your sweet
500K Term_Life, About $15 a Month
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End your tech hiring STRESS
Exact Software is pleased to announce a New Channel Partner Program
Explore the publishing world
Fabulous Friday Specials
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Has Your Software Provider Stopped Developing?
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Marketing Lists / Append Lists
New information about FDIC insurance coverage for transaction accounts
Nice to meet you
Nominated to receive a degree
Notice of changes in FDIC policy
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Personalized Gifts from the Heart
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The Xerox W. Pro Scan Series
Scan from a Xerox WorkCentre Pro #7347481
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Random Translation Time
企业`行政`文秘`职业`素养`及角色`认知 9z8uqg
Enterprise `Chief` secretary `occupation` literacy 'and the role of `cognitive 9z8uqg

[PonderThis]

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Girls caught naked at college romp
PAYMENT UPDATE
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Enlarge your pink just by popping a pill
Don't lose touch. Look for phones, pagers and radios now.
Germany gets first strike with extra inch
Your home is made of money
chucknorris@mycompany.com Nacha Alert ID31473

That last one actually had my company domain name in it so I guess feel free to substitute any company domain name you want there?

[Low-Tech]

Unrelated, but it's funny that the Xerox spam kept repeating itself....

[PonderThis]

Unrelated, but it's funny that the Xerox spam kept repeating itself....

I know! I keep thinking there's some way to come up with a funny series of cartoons but I haven't thought of anything ...


Meanwhile, here's a little helping of some new spam:

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Time to sell or hold on?
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[PonderThis]

Does your wallet want some dough? Fill it fast
Did you or an acquaintance have back/neck surgery?
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I want to CHEAT on my husband
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Language Professors HATE Him... Scientist's Discovery Reveals Shocking Language Secret
Learn how to find babies
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Never have to be so down again.
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Use on your stovetop or in the oven
Produce your own electricity and you can cut out the greedy power company.

[PonderThis]

Please Confirm Your Job Title & Listing.
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URGENT REPORT FROM THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE AUTHORITY UNITED STATES SECTION (IPA)
Listen up: Do you know anyone who had back/neck surgery?
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Is A Loved One Addicted?
William, you don't want to miss this 5 day sale
Grow fresh blueberries each and every week- As Seen On TV
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Break the language barrier in only 10 days
This week's new releases
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW [Scanned]
Dear
5 Tricks to Get Flat Abs Faster.
10% off Vandoren Reeds
Huh, you don't see music spam all that often.

Greeting,Mrs. Katherine Brooklyn is my name I inherited the sum of (Thirty-One Million United State Dollars) US$31Million from my late husband, for which I need your assistance to invest in your country.PLEASE SEE ATTACHMENT!
That's all one subject line.

Discount 86% on Pfizer, child stomach


Speaking a new language in 10 days is so simple.
Speaking of which, here's my latest random foreign language subject line translation:

当人们对各种经济数据和危机言论已经麻木的时候这才是2012大危机的真相。
This is the 2012 crisis when people have become numb to a variety of economic data and crisis remarks truth.
Someday I'm going to run across a totally hilarious foreign language subject line, I just know it.

[PonderThis]

Complimentary Visitor Pass
Who's your favorite pre-1960 actress?
Security you deserve
Rent a powerful penis tonight with our drugs.
Need some pocket change right here right now?
Obama Disrespects High Court; Rush: Olbermann 'Lunatic Leftist'; Savage Laments Romney's Lack of Spine
Need Oral-B Brush Heads? On Sale Now!
Re: There is $1500 deposit pending to your account...
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I NEED YOUR RESPOND
It wont take long to see it.
Sugar Daddy Dating Community
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A Surprising Forecast by Forbes Columnist Ken Fish...
Hallo, Check out Your SPEM Box! Im ready to send my message one more time!
Hi, meet me, ok?
Time is money!
Vaginal Mesh FDA Alert: Serrious complications ass...
Love your education
Slash your debt
GET BACK TO ME URGENT ATTENTION FROM UNITED STATE AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
Three Ways To Improve Your Data
Please Complete Your Registration.
Get a new smile with Lumineers.
blue pill will make this night last forever.
NOTICE TO ALL SCAM VICTIMS
Not until July 2012
Free Security System Package.
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Check your horoscope - now
Beautify your house
Smoke all you want without cancer
Join the wise shoppers to let your dreams come true
Drop A Whole Dress Size In One Week
[Infographic] Why Your Business Must Go Social?
Food Crisis Alert
Avoid Insane COBRA Premiums!

[PonderThis]

Sunny days, solar power, super savings
A letter from our CEO - Windows 8 and Change
Steady loves Curtis Jr
My preferred portal where everybody can get to know a large number of ladies
Are you waiting for?
These blueberries are so juicy and good
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The Chances are endless
If you want some loot we can get it in your hands
If you want some dough we can get it in your hands
Bikini ready remove unwanted cellulite
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New walk-in tubs
Learn the skills needed to assist in the courtroom
Research Hybrid Cars
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Your Five Star status is renewed
Platinum is the best
Cut your ties with greedy companies
Non-stick technology makes it impossible for food ...
Calm awaits
PA BUTCHER wants to be friends on Facebook.
If you died tomorrow, would your family survive?

Those last two go together rather disturbingly well.

[PonderThis]

CONTACT FEDEX OFFICE URGENT FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX
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I invite you on a date
Are You Called to Write?
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Slim Series All-in-One Touch Stations

[PonderThis]

Get your work published. Find out how here
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Shop top-rated copiers
Your 21st Century Quote
See which credit card may be right for you-Orchard...
Get your check before Friday
Geologists Confirm 4.67B Barrel "Gusher"- OREO on its Way to $15
Performance Reviews - lessons from Farmville!
Help your parents find the best senior care
Free information on culinary arts programs
Upgrade Your Remote to Work Thru Walls and Floors ...
If you want some loot, we will process you in minu...
Today's Daily Deal for Conservatives
Worried?
Huge discount 70% on Pfizer, red tofu explained
Contact Me.
Hello Dear,
101 of more closings
Active Tennis: How to Improve Your Backhand; Fitness Uses for Used Tennis Balls; 5 Tips for Playing in the Wind
Returned email: granite

[PonderThis]

$13 billion: the oil prodigy who "owns" the three Bakkens
Be a champion with our drugs.
4 foods that KILL fat and 7 food chemicals that CAUSE it
Fwd: Fight on?
Reporter grills Obama over jet-set lifestyle
Better ways to power homes and save green
Your family's future could depend on your life policy
Check out what our sexzy whore did!
The vital need for
They ship it qiuclky to get you on the hrsoe quickly
blue pill will always remain your loyal friend.

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Gotta post this just because it's so weird.

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from gifts@gap.com and the links are all valid oldnavy.gap.com links. Now the bullhonky email address that it was addressed to at our company is the norm for spammers but I'm wondering why someone would be trying to get customer service from Old Navy Brand Clothing At The Gap with a bogus email address.

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