The new Spammo 5000 is all up in your business - Touch It!

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Well, I've cleaned out the "catch-all" bucket at work that gets ALL the spam, and selected a few choice samples just for you.

hi from lorraine
hello from callie
hi from amber
Wide selection of medications
Get Pre-Approved for a Cosmetic Surgery Loan; up to $50,000 within 24 Hours
Best thing is, you don't have to be a geek at all!
Charter fishing on the Gulf Stream or inshore waters is readily available
Nobody will know bout your problems
GOOD PART TIME - JOB OFFER
You need these pills
supersonic
Tired of Getting Turned Down Because of Credit?
plot posthumously
Gamble at home
To the next tile that falls.
I findmy tongue is too foolhardy.
aristocratic biggs camelot
Hey man, stop throwing away your money
Do you remember me
She will love you more than any other guy
You've received a postcard from a family member!
Luther, Its a dope for you.
Is this all your worships.
fat guardian angel
Many oaths that makes the truthBut.
Cheaper only by free
affidavit mountain
Worm Detected!
Worm Activity Detected!
Wassup
Don't miss this unique chance
A few inches can make a real difference
feel good and be happy
We offer best prices for best people
Summery cut off
Was truly routed to you - need your help
Read up on this
Re@dy for E_R_E_C_T_I_O_N?
It's ok. I can take it.
You king
Life will be better
Sunrise in your life
Wow, thx
Sorry to be late
Enjoy with you hard stick
Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU!
I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
Very-very magic stick

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300,000 satisfied men
Be confident and stand tall
Life is short... so make the most of it
Are you insecure?
Fidelity
Magic is real
Hey, remember me???
I'm your admirer
Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU!
You have new mail from Natalia, 25, Russia, dating
Dear Customer Feel Good Now!
It was happy when it could see other things.
This seems to happen mostly for small, odd point sizes.
For Isengard may be ruined, yet he is still safe in Orthanc.
Today his assistant was away so the Sandwich Maker was applying his own garnish, which was ...
Tarawa's either gone or bought it.
Father Theodore feinted and viciously kicked the marshal in the groin, making him double over in pain.
I came to in a few seconds, then cursed her out again, sorting the epithets alphabetically.
No woman likes a man pretending to be what he is not.
Yes, it is very strange.
A whole god-durned nation of people of dubious character driving automobiles
Foolproof way to fight ED
5 new messages from ladies
MegaDik has been labelled an "Herbal Breakthrough"
Are you confident in bed?
Strangers to the sky soon tire.
He's marrying the mayor's daughter, you know.
Follow the steps below for explanation.
It is my fashion, when I see a crab.
Something hot
Is yours Below 5 Innches Long?
Goods were Thursday dollars
Mars, Bacchus, Apollo virorum, hey.
Promise me that you won't ever cry.
Sometimes fights broke out between those wanting music and those who fancied juggling.
I am the Father and Mother of the universe.
The sun began to rise.
He opted for the second suggestion.
She really had the City Spider way of mind.
After all I am not plastic.
Tell him to wait.
I said you couldn't help yourself.
A cloud passed over the sun, and Sturm looked up.
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.
Each block is handled independently.
We do not want your Earth.
Within seconds, they were gone.
This requires USB 2.
All three of them were laughing.
But Benedict was waiting, his pet regiment at his back.
Does it fail to start.
The Army totally disapproves of alcohol.
So far, it hadn't smelled us.
And the world was edging in toward war.
But come you back.
I pulled a couple of wires.
Gentlemen, enough of this.
By Jupiter, I swear no.
Open now for your eCard

[katzenkoenig]

By Jupiter, I swear no.

oh, that's a good line. hope i'll find the time to do that one.

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A few more:

Quotes
Reel in the Big Fish: How to Sell Into Large Corporations
familiar turn signal

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Here's some spam subjects!

Can we talk?
Long stick
Get out of the obese crowd
All growth is permanent.
Warren James Jewels is in Need of an Executive Trustee. Reply if interested.
Are you free this weekend?
Family doctor addresses men
Can we talk?
What about a car trip with the whole family?
Pimp it up with Breitling!
Products that can improve you life
Your night as twenty years ago
He is strong in bedroom
Don’t forget to ask for discount
RE: If it is up, it is up for long time

Plus a whole host of made up (and occasionally funny sounding) words:

lishable
farkmota
planula
repot
soneravo
rapissim
rahjusta
snoerden
lubafnoc
oyognom
e-formed
deliartn

[PonderThis]

Wow! It's been a while since I've contributed. Well, here's a few ok subject lines ...

We make things that make meat work
Only 2 Week Required
crownation
grizzliest plunderers
My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!
I'm your admirer
November 78% OFF
Download eBooks for your Digital Device

[PonderThis]

Once again I have dived into the flood of spam that the "catch-all" account at work accumulates in order to bring you one or two potentially funny subject lines. Holy crap! Since I last checked in September some 17,624 spams on over 1,000 pages have accumulated in there! Well, I'm not going to be able to do much more than a quick skim, so here goes ...

demonic hertz
wild blonde gets her cute azz split by CkoK bough
catheter leakage
slothful fisk
oceanic flow wonderful
Our V is your victory
Men like V
Your second youth
If it is up, it is up for long time
I fill her whole mouth now
This product is soooooooooo amazing.. get it today
Football Season Is Here!
To: bowman

Bah, that's all I have patience for. No more!

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No girls laugh at me now, I laugh at them ha ha
Good luck, deer friend
Free NFL Game Tracker
Looking for friend
Don't work nights

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Some interesting phrases ...

It is everything
Call me ok?
Advice of dr. Blue for you
Be leaner and slimmer by next week
best soft for you
Sound knowledge
Hey - Don't get ripped off
become slim
Remenber youth
Super hard and strong
Choose your size with Manster!

And some fun nonsense words ...

partnoot
asta
bairntea
naughtmas
tidevorp
homiest

[PonderThis]

Finally getting around to cleaning out the old catch-all spam bucket. I've just gone through over 80 pages (at 100 per page) of spam from just last September! But there's only 120 pages left, so September must've been particularly spammy.

This catch-all account gets a gazillion "returned mail" notices. I guess there are a bunch of spammers out there making up fake email addresses with our domain as the return address, and when they spam somebody with a million emails, 99.9% of which are to non-existent addresses, those all generate failure notices which get sent to us, but of course the return addresses are also bogus, so I'd imagine all these failure notices I'm receiving generate failure notices back to whoever generated them ... Anyway, I'm saying I get a shitload of these. Usually I just delete them and don't mention them, but I there's been a lot lately, so here's a handful of sample subjects these create:

Error - no mailbox found
failure notice
Failed mail
Returned mail: see transcript for details
Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender
Delivery Status Notification (Failure)
[**SPAM**] Delivery Status Notification (Failure)
Returned mail: woundy

And, for the first time EVER, I've just received something in Arabic!
خطأ في الإرسال:بحبك يا مصر
According to google, this means "Error in the transmission: Bahebak Egypt" Just another failure notification, then. Poopcakes.

Similar notice in Chinese:
垃圾邮件隔离警告(你发送的邮件被诊断为垃圾邮件）
"Spam quarantine warnings (for your message was diagnosed as spam)"


So anyway, during this cleaning session I sure ran across a bunch of these "Manster" spams. Here's a select few ...

Let Manster make all your secret wishes come true!
Manster is your new magic wand!
Ashamed of your size? Manster will help!
$e>< was never so crazy before! Manster is your new sexual reality!

And now for your normal run-of-the-mill crap ...

Military Bank Notice
VISA Credit Card Suspended
Pay and install
Lovers package at discount price!
Dude check out this sweet site
Working People Need This
You look great
Can we talk?
sniffing
Free games for all
toughs
drawn
unpillow
Sex can
Women will go mad!
Moo|) SE><*/
My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!
You should see me now, i am so much more confident with the women.
bouffant dick for Courtney
want your wanger to be bigger, you need our new improved product
The more you buy, the more you save! Beulah - 100% ...
This product is soooooooooo amazing.. get it today
A girl once told me i was too small..

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Cleared out October.

Привет всем (Hello everyone)
I fill her whole mouth now
I show you how far the rabbit hole goes
Busty Cucumber Climax spout hands
Top secret info for men only
now im 2 inch bigger in my manhood.. i have all the confidence.
67% admit that they are unsatisfied with their partner...
Instant sexual boost
To be or not to be. To be... sexy
Very-very magic stick
A pretty-pretty fly
I help you
bardily
Stick
Vista and other fresh software
New work for you
"Universe" Logistics - Job Invitation
Eliminate Past Due Taxes
dollarfishes
dancing shoes
mts bumpology overtured
albinos kingdomless
murderously hitchhiking
Anything else?

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I'm feeling too lazy to do useful work this afternoon, so I cleaned out November:

Do you smoke bud?
What are you up to?
Where have you been?
I was looking for you
Or a foam
a girl to be yours in here found
checkeru
gravaron
assishly
piggish powerhouse
testicular wells
Heis carried into the leaguer of.
Confirmation link
How to look rich
Only 2 Weeks Required
two girlfriends track down for pussiy to eat bells
Donald's cosmic shlong

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Just some recent spam. What an odd bunch ...

We make things that make meat work
crownation
cryptic more recumbent
Say NO to being small-sized loser!
Guaranteed gigantic results!
Make your phallus bigger and more solid!
No Credit or Chexsystems Verification
Want to be the best?
stone's discount
It's Here Now

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There! I've cleaned out December and thus the last of the 2007 crap.

Here's some subject lines that may or may not amount to anything:

Forget about problems caused by your tiny pen!s!
Santa Claus' present to you id#0791802883
Alissa tried it and loved every minute of it.
Add up to 4 inches to yours penis bam
Larger and Larger
is it you? carol here
watch this stock
elaine musket
suicide visigoth
It's Here Now
Hey Baby
Where have you been?
coeds playing tennis moons
pabst havoc ablate supply teacart
Masters Based on Working Experience
Available position in Summer Freight
Please confirm your identity
hairy redhead snatch god of victory
Your new cock is waiting for you
You won't need to furtively put socks into your trunks anymore!
Elongate your short sword to fit her scabbard better!
Want to pass an unforgettable night?
Dear Customer Feel Good Now!
Card from Adult Sex Finder
The New Black Visa Card!


Some interesting sounding nonsensicals:

gemurmel
scientol
rest huber warrior
directrix wad
tart yow
girl showing boiobs
lie greasy groupoid
puckling

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And there goes January! Here's a selection of some of the more aromatic subject lines:

Customer alert!
Approval process
AllPillsYouNeed
hi from jena
Everyone Require This
Multi-hand..
blackjack ski resort
Re: Prince
Re: Dee
dolphian
Amazing bonus for all newcomers worth 999 USD in chips
I he prospects
Nominated for a Ph.d
Celebrate your life-long achievements
Rooster-challanged men can now improve their lives!
All Titles Reduced - Butlers Software Store
Nominate yourself for a Certificate
Can we talk?
Your night as twenty years ago
Is he strong?
Here comes help for the under-endowed With this all your confidence will be regained
The chicks will dig your enlarged pen15
Your second youth

Man, that last one just cries out for a Michael Jackson cartoon ...

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Email problems have forced me to finally clean out the spambox at work, here's a few items I found.

The Moon & Stars
You... In My Dreams
StopED
Can't stand the pressure every night? Now you can, with THIS!
Everything can GROW - here is how!
As soon as you get this, you will forget all your worries!
Blast your way through the opposition with your Giant Gun!
Great experiences start with this.
EricDickElephantin
Long time, no talk
why are you not replying?
Give her the ride of her life.
More howls than you can shake a shiver at, unbelievable length
Every girl loves a Big Man.
Your new life awaits you when you click here
daniel's discount. Confidentially transported to your house

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Here's a little bit O'Spam:

Order a Ph.D
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: allegedly told draft watch scott
I'd like to show you my pic
Size Genetics Warning
Former mistress of Klinton: "My Bill lay concerning us"
Grow, Grow, Grow!
Penis Enlargement Reviews
Pull off the spectacular!
Love is possible now.
Go for the home run!
Gain 20% thickness permanantly
I find you interesting
I saw something crazy yesterday.
Welcome to the world of endless joy.
You gotta see this shocking thing
Jessica rode me all night long
The darkest secrets of celebrities.

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More spam subject line fun awaits!

A hot chick told me a secret
Why did she choose him over me?!
I laughed at them in the locker-room.
You can now hold her hand to paradise.
Doctor's approved enlargement formula
I saw something crazy yesterday.
Welcome to the world of endless joy.
This one will certainly catch you off guard
You will never feel the same
Do you have the guts to...
Here is the adventure of your lifetime
Most popular device enlargement
Sumptuous articles cost less
Shiny gifts for your dearest people
Girls will hunt you in the streets!

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Looks like I've gotten behind in cleaning up the old spambox. Here's some from mid-March:

Catch the eye of every woman
rubans
i LowPrice Pharmacy, must BUY! 2008 Great Offer! lcqqs ...
He points out
knowing when, where
and saw it as a "ray of hope."
he studies history.
bedraggle activism
it the quarter
bankrupt anchor
Problems with weight?
What's up?
Rip her clothes off
Tight like a virgin’s ass
Blow her mind with this
Just 2 capsules to gain 3 inches
Her mouth will be full with this
Electrify her with your rod
Great sex starts with this

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More from mid-March:

Chatting online
Girl takes off top in college class
How to make her wet and horny
What an ass!
She was so wet
When size matters
Hit her G spot all the time
Get a good blast off today
She will claw your back with pleasure
Watch Arissa come multiple times
Huge white breasts
Your giant jang will rule the world
Teenage girls secret dorm camera pics
Go deeper into her
ho
Start Winning Stop Dreaming
Order a Ph.D
Solution for lonely men
Land all the chicks you ever wanted now
You'll never believe the difference this makes
Lindsay shaven and pink
*3 FREE Bottles Of VPXL !!
I'd hit it .. twice

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Mid-to-late March bloomed with spam:

FW: Global job vacancy-apply now
Love them and leave them
I find you interesting
What would a "PhD" title do for your resume?
The truth about her orgasm
The truth to gaining inches
Take control in bed
I banged her while her guy waited
The scandals on governors and escorts
twicolor
Celebrity camel toes
Incredible ass shaking
Don’t settle for less
Kiss Bang Bonk Galore
She unwrapped herself to me
Out of this world orgasmic sex
edleven
Go where no man has ventured
Even CEOs consult us.
I screwed my friend’s hot mum
Amateur videos for you
Smaller than you would like to be
generral
lemmurf
Men like V
Don't work nights
Please don't forget this
Wet, hot and just 18

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Here's a few from the ol' spam bucket:

Become the unicorn of your neighborhood
Settle for nothing less than 9 inches
Our chemical solution to all your intimate problems!
It should be long and not thin!
The hottest co-eds on this side of town
Huge tool to please your lassie
More meat is never excessive

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Cleaning out spam again after a long break.

The ultimate weapon of courtship
Embrace the future
Give her the ride of her life
Get freaky at the motel
She exposed herself to me
Measure Up To the Present
Don't Let Yourself Down
Research shows girls like it rough
Lord of the Rod
She worships my mighty rod
Pocket Rocket in Your Pants
Make Lasting Impressions
mondelbu
rasciner
clotty
I can shoot 3 meters
THE BIGGEST BUTT!
Largest asss in the world
Real kung fu starts with this
Your huge machine will drive her nuts
Reduce the risk of dementia
Purchase at dirt cheap prices
New and hot off the press here
We send the certificate to all countries
She saw the fire in my eyes
I blew her mind
Touch her like never before
luck is one step ahead
Discover the 100 year old secret
Scarlett Johansson spills boobies

There! Finally finished off March spam. OK, starting into spam from April ...

The key to fame and fortune
Tired of being second best in bed?
Fierce and furious in bed
Michael Jakson glued up a person a plaster
Look at my new dazzling timepiece
Great brands available here
You will reach far deeper inside her
10 things I like about luxury
Reinvent how people look at you
Flash the bling now
Try this wonder power
Get only the very best money can buy
The final score was unbelievable
Red hot and newly launched
Win yourself a lifetime of
Make every girl more happy.
America’s Next Top Surprise
Vandamme recommends.
Your mother would love this
Super man liqueur.

And that's all I feel like slogging through for now.

[PonderThis]

Here's some more:

Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Best bang for your buck here
Find some new. What you never tried before.
Hip-hop latest fashion
Now small bell-rope is not a trouble
Don't mistake this for real
Make your GF happy, get a bluepil online today!
Let yourself look really swell!
V = love
I cannot hold it any longer
After that
Your life is set to change
Put a smile on her face

[PonderThis]

Cleaned a little more ...

Grow your monster now
Discounted bottles for short time only
Topless pics of Hollywood stars
Choose Your desired length easily
Gain inches right before your eyes
Ladies and Gentlemen’s please welcome her majesty ...
007 James Bond never leaves this behind
Be as attractive as 007
Peak performance guaranteed
Unleash your titan
Destroy her with your massive cannon
What everybody has been talking about
She cry when she sees this
The doorway to a new life
You will visit Doctor only in your dreams.
I'd like to show you my pic
Beef its size
Your health will be like you are 17 years old.
Topless Bikini babes
Whip out your trump card
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: known convoy give woods helicopters coach missing accused
You're Not as Backed Up as You Think