Still more spam...

[badplantmommy]

I don't get a lot of interesting spam anymore; these two are the most interesting I've had in awhile (which is kinda sad; I do get spam in my spam folder, but it's the same dang things over and over again, day after day).

As Seen on TV hair inserts

Like Grass Seed on Steroids

[badplantmommy]

Since this was a spam received here at Spamusement, I think the subject line is up for grabs, if it hasn't been used already:

ED Help

[badplantmommy]

Here are my most recent ones:

Wow

What a sore loser

Get a free meter from Liberty Medical

Grill Daddy - the best way to clean your BBQ grill

[Portals]

Wow

I think I have an idea for this one. I just have to get back to my computer...

[EsBe]

Wow

I think I have an idea for this one. I just have to get back to my computer...

Probably the same idea we're all having for this one.

[badplantmommy]

Weight loss helpful to tens of thousands

Show how filthy rich you are.

And my favorite, which just arrived today:

Just show your cartier watch

[badplantmommy]

In Seven Years, You'll Have Half as Many Friends

Cell Phone "glitch"

OHHH MY...look at that!!

[badplantmommy]

Works with any phone in any car

New cashflow in hours

Cartier is what you need.

Franck Muller will suit you best

You can Become a Psychologist

You're not crazy, Everything is really FREE!

[badplantmommy]

The Blanket with Sleeves! Buy 1, get a Second for $0

it happened in Starbucks
(that one had an amusing sender name too: A LIFE CHANGING EVENT)

Do you drink coffee in your car

Achieve weight loss success the Biggest Loser way

at no shipping, printer ink and toner

You're Hired! Make $250 a Day

Blvgari is a watch for you

Tired of having sand kicked in your face?
(this one was about watches. why do I get so many about watches? I refuse to wear one!)

[badplantmommy]

Claim Your Trial Bottle
What you can do right now
Term Life With No Physical
Escape to Costa Rica
I Found My Dream Work At Home Job!
Re: Don't settle for less
View Your Complimentary Credit Report
Fwd: Iowa
5.95$S&H to gain some inches..
Trial Offer for Guys
Get your $500 TarGift Card!
4 Days & 3 Nights Confirmation
Lose the weight and love your life.
Health Samples - Back to School
Christian Singles
Let us buy you 2 American Airlines tickets
The moment to pounce
Fwd: Martinez

[badplantmommy]

Are you over 50 and looking for someone?

If it's getting hard for you to tie your shoes.

[badplantmommy]

Are you up to it?
2 Night Stay in Ft. Lauderdale
Save huge on outstanding wines.
if you had a larger thing in pants, your life would have been better
Burn Fat, Get Ripped, and Improve Endurance
A permanent solution to hair loss
Nominate for the degree you want
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Don't be shy to ask Santa
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We Have Different soft to choose from
Grab your ffreeBottle
Get Your Freedom Back with a Power Wheelchair
Relief, Resources, and Recovery
A healthier alternative to smoking
Timeiy medical Professionals BlowoutRX Prices on now
Kitchen sink
from the bookcase
whose side were they on?
April Legally Erased $12,800.00 in Credit Card Bills.
The best holiday gift on the internet
Surprise Your Child with A Package Sent Right From Santa

[badplantmommy]

We must do both
Call right now for your degree
Democrats on the verge of full-fledged retreat.
Claim your degree.
YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE
Two Heroes Stand Up
If you want your lover to be on time on all your dates. Get branded items at facto...

[badplantmommy]

See Leonardo DiCaprio's Home
Lost your job? Fox News wants to help!
One more skill for your resume
Nice long hard one for you
Get long and hard! Add 3 more inches is not a dream, Visit us today and start en
When Casino Royalty heads to play, Winner Palace is where they go
Blueberries - Healthy and Delicious
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Give us your best
One Large Pizza Just for You
JoAnne
She revealed herself to me
Search for Refurbished Computers
Gasland
Is Limewire Back in Business?
Olive Garden - Dinner for 2
Expectant Oprah Whinfrey Debuts Her Bump
Work from home Mom claims investigated by CNN USA
Recently got a job offer?
Transform your tired old bathroom.
Fantastic results for length and girth
History
Re:7
RE:555USD welcome treat
Moral Imperative
Grow Your Own Giant Blueberries
Bigger than Wisconsin
Amanda wanted you to see this
Ink is Cheaper Here
We want to hear from you!
It's simply not right.
It's Back!
Better Than a Payday Loan
Prior Prescription required
Tsunami Warning
Lift your bust without surgery
Add style to your patio with a great outdoor umbrella.
Do you have Burial Insurance?
Activation Code Inside
Do you think Charlie Sheen is crazy?
There are certain factors that can interfere with a man's optimum enjoyment of sex - lifestyle, habits, stress, aging, and many others
Window replacement contractors in your area
Can't Use Limewire? We Have Your Replacement
Public Records, Criminal, Court, Property and More
Audio recording arts school. Learn from the pros.
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Your next vacation should be a cruise
You are our first pick
Williamsburg vacation. Take in the history.
Pick 3 cards
Buy Foreclosures
Great Selection of New Clogs
Stop Fracking Now
Search for Portable Toilet (the sender for this one was "From When You Really Have To Go" )
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Fracking Movie Nights
A new place to call your own

[badplantmommy]

Instant Wealth-Building System
Hi.there...Kramerjcgirl,_I_.challenge._.you
Enter the exciting world of criminal justice
Doctor Formulated Wrinkle Eraser
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Safeguarding Your Child's Financial Future
Our plan to end America's addiction to oil
Bull Killed After Jumping Into Spectators, Is High Speed Rail Too Expensive?
Help beat a Tea Party Congressman
I met my boyfriend on Facebook dating
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Heroes and Villains
Looking for a SUV?
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Guns
Vinyl fence. Enjoy the maintenance-free care.
Dinner with Howard
Are Democrats trying to lose?
Patriot Act Defeated?
Determine if you are eligible for grant opportunities
Unions=Jobs
Let us Take your Timeshare off your Hands
Cooking school. This is a hot education!
Living the Dream
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A different kind of magic wand

[badplantmommy]

Visit the hometown of the thong
Afghanistan
Debra's Depending on You
Pamela Anderson 45 lb (this was from "No risk Pamela Anderson Free Sample")
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Ron Jeremy Bigger Penis - Yes You Can Get Bigger Fast
Working at a job that doesn't pay you enough?
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Make Sure Progressives Win
Department of Interior responds to our comments
New savings for foxy shoppers
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FDA alert for Diabetics
Villa Project in Brazil
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You Won $650,500.oousd
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Get reunited with old friends from school
Liquid Brazil Real Estate Investment
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Hot Items Auctioned off WAY under market value!

[badplantmommy]

Governor Dean supports her
Marriage Equality to Single Payer - One Governor will deliver
Unique Gift Ideas for Halloween
Meet Beautiful, Adoring Russian Women Today
Avandia Heart Attack Cases are Now Settling
Finally Smoke Anywhere You Want Legally!
Hot Watch Item" Laptop
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Do you have a Timeshare you want to get rid of?
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Water Front Development Investment Opportunity
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FDA Alert. Do you use Paxil?
Up, up and away with great airline tickets
Are you a Diabetic?
Dump Big Telecom; we'll buy out your contract.
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FDA warnings for Diabetics
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A murder plot inspired by Fox News and Glenn Beck

[badplantmommy]

Another day, another oil rig explodes
The Perfect Work at Home Job
your wife photos attached
SpeedDate - It's all the Rage
[No Subject]
Don't waste another night alone
What's your Blood Sugar Level
Hook Up Tonight
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Penny Auction
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Blue Dogs
Hi there..today we have Three Inches Larger
Meanwhile in North Carolina
Senator Lincoln attacks you.
See for yourself, guys..you judge
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A Whole months supply for guys.
Dear Mr. President
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[Judas Maccabeus]

What's your Blood Sugar Level

Bah. The best idea for this one's already been done.

[badplantmommy]

What's your Blood Sugar Level

Bah. The best idea for this one's already been done.

It could be his next line to her, that is if one pickup line isn't enough.

[badplantmommy]

See your organ increase right before your eyes
You forget about your problem like a nightmare!
Thanks
Thrill her more every night
Germany shows Portugal the strength in an extra inch
I'm with Amy
Obama endorses herbal supplements
Let's get acquainted, see my photo
Transform your tired old bathroom!
How can YOU stop modern slavery?
Oil spills in 6 states?
Rise to the occasion
Update Your Bathroom Today.
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TODAY is your last day to grant Angel's Birthday Wish!
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Learn how to get a biggerpenis, be a better lover, and be a better man!
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Get a quality education from a good psychology program.
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Free personal video greeting from Santa with every order!
Thanksgiving in Afghanistan
You don't have to pay for Covered Repairs on Your Home
This is a test - do not reply unless you are Diane...
Inks on sale more than ever!
Find the One.
Stocking Stuffer For The Smoker in Your Life
Find Love With a Beautiful Russian Woman
Get something Special for your Family this Year
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Home Warranty -- Get it before you actually Need it
Life is the journey...let's get there cheaper
Don't Wonder What Might Have Been. Meet Russian Women Today.
Restore balance, strength and flexibility
Get ripped and melt fat
Home Warranty Plan -- Secure your home
Find an old school friend
Never pay a monthly phone bill again
Bid on trendy electronics for LESS
People who have taken Avandia read here...
A new way to Shop for Christmas
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The Most Popular Gift for Kids this Christmas 2010
Have you suffered injuries from your Diabetes
Surprise Your Child With A Package Sent Right From Santa.
Never sharpen your knife again. YoshiBlade
Benefits program for people over 50
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Never, ever Scrub a Toilet Again!
Are you on Glenn Beck's enemies list?

[badplantmommy]

Hey Trader Joe, you gonna eat that?
Do your savings fit into a coffee can?
The pill is small in size but BIG in features
Comfortable clothing for the bigger woman
Easy Winning
Why do you work so hard, yet earn so little?
Home-Maker Mother claims investigated
A babe-filled life awaits you
Are you looking for some naughty fun in your local area?
Donation From Mrs. Rebecca Barry
Have the pecker of her dreams
Never Buy Another Book Again
Congratulations!!!
Hello My Dearest.
SOLICITING FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE
is a loved one not realizing his or her earning potential?

[badplantmommy]

Jay Leno found taking drugs
Want to give a special gift?
Uniform traffic ticket
A free download so you can retire rich
Jesus will die without a kidney

[badplantmommy]

Boobs as big as balloons
Girls at $200 a pop
What's with your Facebook? IS it really you who left those comments?
Dear friend Date 9/3/2012
COCKZILLA is the word
Bigger than you can ever imagine
Give her more of your love rod
Upgrading our database.
Give her the best of you
Crazy girls gone wilder
Victory for Mark, David & Rigoberto
Sex will never be the same again
Violent lovemaking video
Have the pecker of her dreams
Hear ladies scream in bed
News about your enhancing will be known to all the girls around.
Have more fun in life. Have more sex.
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Americans proud to grown an extra inch
Watch the desire in her eyes
Progress from love guru to sex magnet
Leave a lasting impression
Butts that look awesome
Portugal regrets not bringing herbal supplements
Greetings and God Bless You,

[badplantmommy]

DIVINE CALL
Funny naked girls
This will change your life
Be the ladies talk of the town
Police arrest 6-year-old girl
Turn her into a pleasure machine
Your love tool is set to thrill
Greetings and God Bless you
Show them how large you are
Dreaming of this hottie
The pill is small in size but BIG in features
Humongous bouncing boobies
Butts that look awesome
Bank won't cancel dead students' loans
Check out this hot babe
Make your nightly romps more wild
Give her more of yourself
An extra inch and you become the Love Guru
Challenge Mike Myers as the love guru
Crazy girls gone wilder
Grow a long and hard one today
The boy who cried wolf
Michelle Obama shows her warmer side
Sexy girls will look at you differently
Give to your gf night total of live
Achieve Maximum sexual nirvana
Mairead Roberts is now your friend
Why waste any more time
How to Prevent Headaches
NEVER DROP ANOTHER CALL AGAIN
Wells Fargo
Grow a big package today
Jailed because of skimpy wear
See your organ increase right before your eyes
Exotic asian women bares all
Fox News: Breaking news!
Violent lovemaking video
Finally
She will not be able to resist
Greeting in the name of God
*NEW! NO Computer Required!
Hey--what are you doing? Why not study online.
Never Pay For Auto Repairs Again
Tired of monthly phone bills?
Give her more of your self
Your parcel is assigned an identification number
Let's end Citizens United together
Help Sad Animals at Lagoon Amusement Park, what do you do when you inherit 18 cats?
10 tips for orgasm
They cut goats' legs off
Diane MacDonald is now your friend
View My Pic's (NSFW)
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real beauty
Make your bedtime a wild one
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Disappointed at your lack of performance?
What man would not appreciate fine cigars for father's day?
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You will love the results on your organ