SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

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SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:17 am

I have decided to re-do this topic as a repository for all my weird spam subject lines.
EDIT: I'm going to post all my interesting spam lines every Friday from now on.

"Wanna make your babe moan loud? Then take this pillule, and be proud!"
"charly garcia, collection deluxe"
"chahrlady phrape"
"Bum Fights 4 online"
"open it or get constipation"
"Our all-new, credit card engine. Try it now"
"for 5 months and now my putz is extremely larger than national"

More to come soon.
Last edited by SimonTheDigger on Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:21 am

I apologize if this is against the rules, but I just figured I'd bump this so that folks here could see it. If it is, I will accept any penalties or punishments that this act incurs.

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:47 pm

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

:D
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby Nyperold » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:55 pm

It's not so much against the rules as... do you not get enough spam that you can use to bump the topic that way? ;)

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:12 am

Good point. Here's a new batch of subject lines.

"merican pride"
"Finding a card should not be stressful"
"Slim 365 targets belly, hip and thigh fat!"
"KFC meals - please respond today"
"LoL, who are you?"
"Your Ex has Searched For You"

(I'm trying to find a good balance between subject lines that are genuinely weird, and ones that take a bit of over-thinking to make a joke out of.)

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:36 am

"Stars' delicate tattoos! Super!"
"Hold away your finish line"
"Hey, open it up"
"You're a jerk"
"Silent Cash Loans"
"Looking to blast away debt?"
"We thought something's wrong!"
"Cobra Health Plans"
"you c*m"

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:38 pm

Friday Edition: Now with 100% More Percentages

"Pay few buck and feel happy."
"Give squish mittens DUE attention"
"Open if you want"
"Logical answer for bed flaccidity"
"Hi, my name is Paul and I'm one of those Internet guys..."
"This potion is able to make a stud of a man!"
"Fantastic! Sand animation"
"You are disqualified"
"We dare you to find a stronger diet pill"
"Help your body to receive a wanted level of Zinc"
"Prepare yourself and open"
"Giu' con la rata, su con la vita!"
"Come see me at 7"
"Our place on a map"

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:05 pm

Super Ultra Subject Line Dump Octo Punk Gas Pudding Mark Seven Go!

"rico, Your Final Step For Approval"
"Internal mailing"
"Rebate Processor Position"
"An e-present you'll love"
"I arrived today"
"Let us know which soda you prefer."
"Original vid"
"Training for a job in film"
"Useful tool for office"
"View this text"
"On this Coast of Coromandel"
"Flaming jobs are waiting for you."
"Need me here?"
"We canceled the exam"
"Help me translating"
"For non-virgins only"
"Reasons why girls dump you"
"Order less and save more"
"Man gets kicked in the teeth by horse"
"Apply for a Soar card - get a response"
"Make her your queen forever"
"Be incredible in performance"
"This is my MSN"
"Most effective desire boosters"
"Your tree won't fall down!"
"Sanibel Island Deals"
"Chicks dig huge digs - get one" (they sure do :B)
"Father's Day Steak Sale"
"An old friend is looking for you"
"get reserve storage battery in pants"
"Want to be noticed?"
"Power drillo won't be flaccid!"
"French food made easy"
"Pack cursos internet"
"Saw that Livejournal"
"The rich are laughing at your lawn"
"Make your tentacle work well"
"Cabinets Deals"
"Charge your love generator"

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:58 pm

RIDER JUMP! RIDER POST!

"I am giving it all away--"
"What place do you prefer?"
"Recognize this address?"
"Send your satellite inside her!"
"Lyrics of that song"
"A brighter future awaits."
"Protect your home and save money now"
"Robert Deans - You Can Be An Internet Millionaire"
"There's a better job out there"
"If you're not making 100K..."
"Share your music here"
"Post in blogs for 12 - 15/hour"
"FInd a Career You Love"
"Ebay-eWorkers needed ASAP"
"Task for Today"
"Your Future Starts with a Degree in Ultrasound"
"Don't get stressed by debt"
"Graduate with an HR Degree, 100% Online"
"Daters Wanted"
"75 bucks for your opinion"
"Part of song"
"Get Portable amplified sound anywhere"
"You Could Meet Quality Singles Today"
"Empower your prick!"
"One hour on Google equals $577"
"Heh.. Videotape about you"
"Gadzooks--My bank account is exploding"
"Naughty or Nice -- Get 7 days on us to find love"
"Learn how to create artificial intelligence"
"Stable angina symptoms left in past with ?Perfect day?."
"That her heart"
"Which baby do you think is cutest?"
"Interception of calls"
"Doping for in-out marathons"
"Dont bury your intimate life before time."
"Photos of your piss pride"
"Hope you'll like it"
"Protect your future - start a new career in CSI"
"Please respond to your confirmation"
"American car personality quiz"
"Carry out its dream!"
"Unclaimed Grants - Take What's Yours"
"Your wife caught naked"
"You have 30 days"
"I got your pass"
"Get huge to make her shout"
"It gives powers, it makes your rod hard and its action lasts like forever"
"Quit your boring J.O.B."
"Hey, mu chat-stranger"
"Japan girls online"
"Our site moves"
"America is in deficit, are you?"
"I don't want you to get hurt"
"Is this your number?"
"Your photos are here"

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Re: SimonTheDigger's Spam Filter Follies

Postby SimonTheDigger » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:22 am

Sorry about being late with these. I'm a lazy bugger, aren't I? :V
(It's hard to find good ones nowadays, I swear.)

"The Internet needs you"
"Make night a fever!"
"Some crucial details"
"Be smart about your debt"
"Back taxes got you worried?"
"Mail me on new address"
"Spread the word: help is here!"
"Perfect for storage. Steel buildings."
"Speak a new language in 7 days - proven method"
"Don't pay for your electricity any longer"
"Never pay another cable bill again"
"I found you a new job"
"Auto Insurance for as little as a night on the town"
"Others will envy your manhood"
"Give energy to your man's muscle"
"Do it better than Casanova"
"My tax nightmare turned into a dream"
"Didn't they send details?"
"We claim contest"
"When your wife is waiting for you, take a bluepilule."
"Resources for you"
"Erotic charge"
"Check it now!"
"Your girl very likes to be engaged in love! And can not you do love?"
"Interested in freelance?"
"Now Get Perfect Hair Everyday"
"Penetrate her deeper."
"Should I write or call?"
"Order replaced"
"Find the right program for your future"
"Any requests on vacation?"
"Code changed"
"Getting woody is simple!"
"As I promised"
"Party time"
"I have problems"
"My pearls and jewels"
"Liquid armor with discounts"
"Testing our subscribers"
"Large bone - more pleasure"
"Need hottish night fun?"
"I found you a job, starting 01:55 PM"
"Need more arguments?"
"Transaction declined"
"Start Your Child Reading Today!"
"Any plans for tomorrow?"
"Have no cold this winter"
"Are you Over 40 Years old? Single?"
"Changes in the scheme"
"Find out which Disney Villain you are"
"Examples of tasks"
"Please point your OS"
"Got any progress with work?"
"Unbelievable bargain"
"Our specil offers today"
"You will need a visit here"
"Your profile's control question"
"Add some fire to your rhythm with new lubricants."
"We care about your body"
"Are you aware of news?"
"Dinner at Red Lobster - respond today"
"We accept all the payment systems and all the regions to deliver to."
"Your house in trouble"
"Fill your bed partner's brain with the excitement and satisfaction."
"I'm glad you wrote"
"Burger King value meals - please respond"
"Hi sweety"


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