Just one. (And then more.)

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Just one. (And then more.)

Postby DaVince » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:15 am

I just couldn't let this one pass, it made me think of Spamusement immediately so I'm posting it here.

Vulcanizer for your hot-stick!
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Re: Just one.

Postby DaVince » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:24 pm

Here's more.

Let your third hand stand
Tabs for rush of sensual energy
Your health will be stable
Your path to cash
Bang her till she finishes
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What men need
She'll reward you so much
Huge sale on antibiotics!
Become a lovemaKinG (I gotta add this spamline was sent to vincentbarthel., me, vincentbergeron, vincentbarbera... Weird names.)
Make your blade sharp!
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Re: Just one.

Postby DaVince » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:38 pm

This is not just one line, this is a poem. From a real spam message.

At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna nail her tasteful twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will stuff her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!
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Re: Just one.

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:09 pm

Should've made it a sonnet.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
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Re: Just one.

Postby DaVince » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:48 am

Couldn't pass up on these:

For the user, "vincentbenhur"
You are a registered sub "vincentbenhur"

And here's an interesting email from a guy named GeorgeD:
Hallo! I a reliable and honest woman. My close friends say I am reliable and well-balanced.
I 21 years. I'm would like to get acquainted with a sincere man for serious relationship. I have dyed hair .

I like to make presents to my close people. I am fond of sports and drawing, dancing and singing. Age is of no importance. I think that age is not a number of years but a great experience in life. I'm not married. Maybe it's fate! My profile here: <spamlink>


Sure, George. You sound like a very honest woman.
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Re: Just one. (And then more.)

Postby DaVince » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:35 pm

S'mores:

Whooga UGG Boots
Janumet Overnight Delivery Saturday
An exciting new organic and natural maker half : curtains, bedsheets, shower towels tkaniny kostiumo
jak sprzedawac kixs
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