Is It Possible to Melt Body Fat Away?
Well, sure, but I think you have to be on fire.
PLEASE READ MY FRIEND
Is your friend a book?
More is always better!
Except in the case of fire ants.
You're saying that you come to Russia - I've been expecting you like a fool, but you do not come!
I know, I'm such a tease!
Got eye floaters? See what they mean . . .
This is why you're supposed to wear goggles when you go swimming.
Satisfy her... with Tarzan power
By wearing a leopard-skin loincloth and not bathing or shaving?? Well, some women will settle for anything, I guess.
Any bowlers around?
Where ARE all the bowler hats, anyway?? Those are SO classy!
Now he is outside there
Every time the cat is outside, he just wants back in.
And they went to sea in a Sieve
Bet they didn't get far.
What do you call a giant underwater formation made of booze kegs?
The Great Beerier Reef.
Build a Cupcake Empire!
OMG YES!!! And I will be the Queen!
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue
They may be aliens, but their hearts are true.
These are GREAT subject lines! Much better than most of the stuff I get.