The one spam e-mail I got over the weekend. And as a bonus, the actual text of the e-mail. It's wonderous.
The Vagina Monologues: Confessions Of A Dildo Queen
It is true what they say, so yes, I must confess that
I can not help myself; I am addicted to the one.
I crave the satisfaction of the one. The one calls me
several times a day and I can not stop until I
orgasm 4-5 times each time it calls me.
The one fills me and satisfies me like no other.
The one is inside me and outside of me, pleasuring
me completely until I am spent in orgasmic bliss.
So, yes, I must confess. I am addicted to the one.
But I ask you, could anyone actually resist the
the temptations of such mind bending pleasures once
they have experience them?
This Way "To The One" <----was a link
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."