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This is used to treat some of the men's problems

Postby Skimba » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:57 pm

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Postby chrismachine » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:24 pm

... such as "I can't get this packaging open" and "I can't find a reasonable excuse to take a trip to the emergency room".
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Postby James » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:03 pm

"The cat needs a cat flap."
"This chip is too long."
"My hands are too big."
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:53 pm

Cyborgs are attacking who are invulnerable to energy weapons after 3 shots but can be killed with sharp objects?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby loofah » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:57 pm

James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."

I seriously laughed for 30 seconds. Nearly a record.
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... what? I like to cook! :P

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Postby Portals » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:25 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:18 pm

"The toilet paper didn't do the job."
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Postby loofah » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:09 pm

loofah wrote:
James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."
I seriously laughed for 30 seconds. Nearly a record.
Actually, I'm still occasionally giggling about this.
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Postby James » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:26 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:"The toilet paper didn't do the job."

"The toilet paper isn't perforated enough."

loofah wrote:
loofah wrote:
James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."
I seriously laughed for 30 seconds. Nearly a record.
Actually, I'm still occasionally giggling about this.

And here I was thinking the hands one was funnier.
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:24 pm

James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."


Y'all already know how I feel about depictions and insinuations of violence towards kitty cats. :-|

(I saw Hellboy II today. I would have rated it one lower on IMDB if the troll lady had actually eaten the cat.)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:33 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."


Y'all already know how I feel about depictions and insinuations of violence towards kitty cats. :-|

(I saw Hellboy II today. I would have rated it one lower on IMDB if the troll lady had actually eaten the cat.)


He's talking about for a door.

And even if he wasn't, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.
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Postby Portals » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:44 pm

I still think that Iron Man was higher up there on the awesomeness-o-meter than Hellboy II. It had problems with mood swings. Funny to depressing to romantic to kickassery to depressing, and so on.

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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:23 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
James wrote:"The cat needs a cat flap."
Y'all already know how I feel about depictions and insinuations of violence towards kitty cats. :-|

Apparently you see them everywhere?

Where on the cat would such a flap be installed?
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Postby Ravenxeo » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:27 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:"This power outlet needs a knife in it."


This is my personal favourite here.

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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:38 pm

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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:03 am

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well.. almost
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