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Postby Nurvingiel » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:13 pm

"Uncircumcised penises look weird."

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Postby IanC » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:51 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
IanC wrote:circumcised penises look weird. :?

uncircumcized penises look weird

No, they look natural
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Postby Portals » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:55 pm

All penises look weird.
*End discussion*

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Postby IanC » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:08 pm

So do vaginas :P

In fact they look weirder.
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Postby James » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:10 pm

Everything looks weird.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:21 pm

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING'S SO WEIRD!

But yeah, penises are strange. Vaginas are much less so.

And no, uncircumsized penises do not look worse than circumsized ones.
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Postby Nurvingiel » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:40 am

"You guys are forgetting your quotation marks."

C'mon, I didn't get to play in this thread the first time around... :oops:
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Postby Saltine » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:54 am

"I wish I didn't have eyes. Everything looks weird."
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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:52 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:All penises look weird.
*End discussion*


IanC wrote:So do vaginas :P

In fact they look weirder.


Hear hear.

Thankfully, you don't necessarily have to look at them too much before using them. And even then, you're probably too horny to care.

(But I wouldn't know :cry: )
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Postby loofah » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:10 am

Naughty bits probably look weird because you don't see them often enough for them to look familiar. Like people's insides. Unless you have some very strange hobbies.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:40 am

loofah wrote:Naughty bits probably look weird because you don't see them often enough for them to look familiar. Like people's insides. Unless you have some very strange hobbies.


That's actually a very good point. But then, why are we automatically drawn to breasts when we're young? NOT ALL OF US WERE BREASTFED!
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Postby Skimba » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:36 am

loofah wrote:Unless you have some very strange hobbies.

Thank you for understanding.
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Postby Skimba » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:44 am

"These boogers aren't going to pick themselves."
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:39 pm

cat flap

SOLVED.
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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:17 pm

catastrophile wrote:
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SOLVED.


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Postby catastrophile » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:08 pm

Did I just crack the megapigosaur code?
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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:39 pm

was supposed to be a ... uhm... cat.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:58 am

Well, sure. Megacatasaur -> Controlled by a mouse. Megapigasaur -> Controlled by ... ?

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Postby loofah » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:43 pm

PonderThis wrote:Well, sure. Megacatasaur -> Controlled by a mouse. Megapigasaur -> Controlled by ... ?
Trichinella spiralis?
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Postby Skimba » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:42 pm

Adding to the list:
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Postby chrismachine » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:17 am

really, you too? This was such a great thread.
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Postby Skimba » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:51 am

I thought it was funny and went well with the original comic.
Maybe not? Hmmm... :?
Oh well, such is life. :arrow:
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:27 pm

I actually didn't get this one. What's with the necromancy?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby chrismachine » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:01 am

a knife would solve yours and Ian's problems. Or at least you two as problems. so goes the joke
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:48 pm

chrismachine wrote:a knife would solve yours and Ian's problems. Or at least you two as problems. so goes the joke


That's not very funny. :(

Well, to me, at least.
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