Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

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Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Postby Null » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:25 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:45 am

. . .

Well, we know what happens when Null trips on acid.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:55 am

If there was any way to rate this higher than the rating sytem, I would.

I think I peed myself a bit, or I may still be doing it.

Holy crap, Batman......that's funny.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:59 am

LOL, dead clown.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:01 am

And bored kitty.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:05 am

Hahaha! Win.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:00 am

catastrophile wrote:LOL, dead clown.

Technically vampires are undead.
And that's terrible.

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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:33 am

i believe he was talking about the picture..
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:55 am

:D :D :D

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Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:58 am

We need to do something...it looks like his avatar is falling asleep again.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:43 am

Is it really sad that for a few seconds I thought The Joker was jumping in the window?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:07 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Is it really sad that for a few seconds I thought The Joker was jumping in the window?


I think that was everyone's first impression, hence why GC automatically assumed Cat was talking about Hillary being the clown in question. He figured Cat made the same mistake as he did.
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Postby CheeseWhisper » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:31 pm

This is fantastic beyond words.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:43 pm

I thought Jelly was just calling Hillary Clinton a clown.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:11 am

catastrophile wrote:I thought Jelly was just calling Hillary Clinton a clown.

THIS. IT WAS THIS. OH EM GEE GUYS, JOKE GET.
And that's terrible.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:18 am

Uh. . . huh. Well, there's a fine line between subtle and obscure. It sounded like you were condescendingly correcting him on it being a vampire and not a clown.
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Postby peer » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:31 am

no wonder he cheated

just look at those teeth, that would hurt :(
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Postby bri719 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:34 am

OMG I almost spit out my dental floss!

(yea I floss at work... got a problem with that)
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bri719 wrote:OMG I almost spit out my dental floss!

(yea I floss at work... got a problem with that)


No, I don't have a problem with you flossing, I have a problem with you using that outdated floss where you have to stick your fingers in your mouth and rush to floss before your fingers turn purple.

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Postby Nurvingiel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:33 am

This comic is most excellent. :D
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:40 am

HOLY CRAP HEY NURV!
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Postby Nurvingiel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:41 am

Hey Chrono Crow! I needed some laughs, so I RETURNED FROM THE DEAD to laugh at hilarious guest comics. :lol:
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Postby Null » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:05 am

Nurvingiel! OMG!

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Postby Nyperold » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:01 am

Hey, Nurvingiel! :D

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Postby Altair IV » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:05 pm

This is seriously frightening. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks now.
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