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Hell is a more preferable destination than Heaven

Postby Portals » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:01 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:36 am

Everyone loves hell. It's like a really hardcore, dirty bar that all the cool people hang out at. JUST BECAUSE THEY SHOULDN'T.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:15 am

Yes. :D

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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:41 pm

Heaven is incredibly bland, and you'll be a slave forever.

But in Hell, if you try to roast a marshmellow, you'll burn them every time for eternity.

(Thank goodness there really isn't any afterlife.)
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Postby Nurvingiel » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:06 pm

At least God doesn't have a problem with cross-dressing. Now we can all relax a little.

Awesome comic. I love the guy despairing about there not being any booze in Heaven. :lol:
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Postby apronymaniac » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:07 pm

I would like this comic more if it weren't so hot today. Cool, snowy heaven with no booze (I prefer sugar anyway) and wearing silly clothes sounds quite appealing right now.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:18 pm

apronymaniac wrote:I would like this comic more if it weren't so hot today. Cool, snowy heaven with no booze (I prefer sugar anyway) and wearing silly clothes sounds quite appealing right now.
Hot? In Geneva? Let's see ... google current conditions in Geneva, Switzerland ... 73 °F / 23 °C !?!? Holy crap, I dream of weather as perfect as that ...

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Postby Portals » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:27 pm

Assuming that they're in the upper layer of the stratosphere, the temperature would be around 26.6°F (-3°C). Not fun to be in, especially while wearing flimsy dresses.

Agh, 73°F does not sound perfect to me. That's pretty much when it starts getting uncomfortably warm. I'll stick to 55°F.

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Postby Null » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:32 pm

Nurvingiel wrote:Awesome comic. I love the guy despairing about there not being any booze in Heaven. :lol:

"In Heaven, there is no beer--
That's why we drink it here."

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Postby loafers_glory » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:10 pm

this reminds me a little of this PBF classic:

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:18 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Agh, 73°F does not sound perfect to me. That's pretty much when it starts getting uncomfortably warm. I'll stick to 55°F.


Yes. That, and anything below that, is excellent.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:24 pm

First it was ~32something°C (~90°F) today, then it started raining, storming and hailing. Yay.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:01 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Agh, 73°F does not sound perfect to me. That's pretty much when it starts getting uncomfortably warm. I'll stick to 55°F.

One: Stop speaking gibberish. You mean 23° and 13° respectively.
Two: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
23° is nice, if a little cool.
13° IS COLD. DON'T BE DAFT.
And that's terrible.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:03 pm

It's only cold for you because you're a bitter old man.
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Postby Portals » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:11 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:One: Stop speaking gibberish. You mean 23° and 13° respectively.
Two: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
23° is nice, if a little cool.
13° IS COLD. DON'T BE DAFT.

1. I'm lazy and didn't want to convert it to Celsius. It's not gibberish to those who were taught using Fahrenheit by their stupid country. Now you have to go through the calculations I have to do every time someone posts something in Celsius on this forum.
2. I live on the coast, and am adapted to the cold. I am not adapted to heat. 55 degrees Fahrenheit is perfectly comfortable. That's what's wrong with me. :evil:

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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:13 pm

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Nurvingiel wrote:Awesome comic. I love the guy despairing about there not being any booze in Heaven. :lol:

"In Heaven, there is no beer--
That's why we drink it here."


heaven
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a place where nothing
nothing ever happens
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:42 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:That's what's wrong with me.

At least you can admit you have a problem. IT'S A START.
And that's terrible.

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Postby Nyperold » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:42 pm

60 F* is my threshhold
Between nice and cold

*around 15.56 C

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Postby CheeseWhisper » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:37 am

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:2. I live on the coast, and am adapted to the cold.

What coast is that?

I'm with Ponder. 73 degrees Fahrenheit would be absolutely delightful.

Time for another 100+ day tomorrow, I suppose...
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Postby Portals » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:39 am

West coast. You know the quote 'Sunny San Francisco'? That's a lie. A terrible, terrible lie.

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Postby Nurvingiel » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:55 am

Last month, people started talking about how it was June-uary. It was fairly cool and not very June-ish.

Now I'm very surprised at our July weather. It's very much like June-uary again. Normally it's 25-30° C and very dry.

I don't really mind though because anything between 10°C and 30°C is fine by me. Up to 40°C is fine as long as I can spend most of my time inside. Less than 10 is okay too, as long as I can find my fluffy jacket and long johns.

This would be Vancouver, BC I'm talking about.
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Postby CheeseWhisper » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:03 am

Envy.
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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:03 am

it's been around 80-ish in LA for the last few weeks (er, about 28-30C for the metric folks). and except for the earthquake yesterday, things have been quite pleasant weather-wise.
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Postby Itszutak » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:13 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Agh, 73°F does not sound perfect to me. That's pretty much when it starts getting uncomfortably warm. I'll stick to 55°F.

One: Stop speaking gibberish. You mean 23° and 13° respectively.
Two: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
23° is nice, if a little cool.
13° IS COLD. DON'T BE DAFT.
At 23° my computer melts :(

Okay, maybe not, but my RAM fails sporadically if it isn't foggy outside.




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Postby IanC » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:34 am

Man people on here are wimpy :wink: . Im fine with temps upto around 24, 25C.
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