6 Free Bottles of Wine + Opener

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6 Free Bottles of Wine + Opener

Postby loafers_glory » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:32 pm

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oops. just used a line from back in March of last year. hope it wasn't used! sorry! (and no, I'm not going to bother searching)
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Postby bri719 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:35 pm

LOL'z
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:44 pm

Ha haha!!! :D :D

And I'm pretty sure it hasn't been used, I think I'd remember it. But then again, maybe not, I can't be counted on to remember everything. Or much of anything. So in conclusion never mind.

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Postby Portals » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:13 pm

I thought it was... It was a drawing of some guy passed out next to six empty bottles of wine.

This is a different take on it though, so no problem. :D

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Postby Nurvingiel » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:41 am

Hahaha! :lol:

After six bottles of wine, that might even seem like a good pick-up line.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:23 pm

Hehehe

What if <your name> is shut down? Do they take a bottle back? What is proper etiquette? Would the receiver of the wine actually drink it? What if it was poisoned?


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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:02 pm

Eh. I get it, but to me it's a swing and a miss.

A for effort from me, though.
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Postby reo01 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:14 am

Heheh, nice! That's some good-sized bottles of wine, there- you sure it's not sherry?
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Postby loafers_glory » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:51 am

reo01 wrote:Heheh, nice! That's some good-sized bottles of wine, there- you sure it's not sherry?


nope, just really cheap.
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Postby Itszutak » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:55 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Hehehe

What if <your name> is shut down? Do they take a bottle back? What is proper etiquette? Would the receiver of the wine actually drink it? What if it was poisoned?


etc.
The bottles are for after the opener fails.


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